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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
Male
0 miles · Grantham

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Ive been waking up recently with a stiff...........................neck and back,at first i put it down to the fact weve had the window open at night,but the past few nights weve had it closed.
Is it just part of getting older,or is there anything i can do to stop it.
Quote by MikeNorth
Frogster wrote: I reckon I could sell this story to a sitcom......... Nah they would say it's to far fetched

Yes, almost, though it's a bit like the sort of thing Brian Rix used to write for the Whitehall Theatre farces....
lol
Mike.
I must be too young for this,coz i havent got a clue what that is dunno dunno
Quote by debbiewebs
Well i have a Action man!.{maybe the sarge would like that one!} and a Barby doll!{ maybe red would like that one!}..and i Penelope off thunder birds!.{maybe Judy TV would like that one} rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

I'm looking forward to all of them so,give,give,give lol wink :lickface: sillyhwoar:
Quote by JudyTV
This bench needs a good sanding its just ruined a good pair of M&S tights mad . I'm off to Primark now 3 pairs for Also I need new holdups for the NW Munch.
JudyTV

They'll have to be strong holdups Judy wink
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Yep your just pervy,but that must be me too coz i love the thoughts of watching Steve give some woman an amazing orgasm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

She gets really turned on to see me go down on another woman,actually so do i lol
Definately much prefer my lovely wife to be without the panties at all,mmmmmmmmmmm
Quote by Tigger-Steve
Robson Green and Alan Shearer YUMMY
Corr that would make my night biggrin

But Alan Shearer is a boring wanker,he'd rather creasote his fence than go out with his MATES,if he has any.
Wow it was , most of the matches werent that great but just to have it back is brilliant.
And thank fuck we don't have to here that annoying U2 song anymore.
Quote by Calista
Groan ....... the footbore season has started then confused: :doh:
:sleeping:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol
Oh yes my dear your in for months of fantastic football, WOOHOO
Quote by fabio grooverider
i could be really controversial and say that the entire lord of the rings trilogy was over-rated.... but i'd like to get out of here alive...... bolt
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I would have to agree with you here,the books are some of the best ever written,but the films,while looking nice,changed some of the plot and added a stupid love story with the wrong girl loon .
The third film,Return of the King was billed as the greatest film ever,and had amazing reviews>It bored the crap out of me!!
How fantastic is it to have match of the day back???
The theme tune is amazing,the coverage is second to none and it has always belonged to the beeb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by debbiewebs
Yep your just pervy,but that must be me too coz i love the thoughts of watching Steve give some woman an amazing orgasm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

So am i in then? wink wink wink wink
Oh YES Debbiewebs
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: hump hump hump blast blast blast passionkiss passionkiss kiss kiss 69position 69position :lickface: :lickface:
Quote by debbiewebs
Am still waiting for the "Pics with the toys" Debs....... (pretty please)?

mmmmmmmmmmmm haven't forgotten!............................will get there soon wink wink
Ooooooh,pics with toys,sounds interesting,mmmmmmmmmmmm wink
Quote by Benito
By the way talking about under rated films have any of u seen the film CITY OF GODS??
and if u have wat do u think???

Add that one to my download (sorry rent) list
Quote by Benito
well done 4 bringing football to the forum steve check my post under your under rated/over rated.
nice one mate

Thanks,the thread is really for anything,films,music,football etc etc
Quote by debbiewebs
as i am purvey thought i would bring this up to the top again!...................its my present to my self for reaching my 200 post lol lol

Ands it's sooooooooo worth it too
Quote by bluexxx
The blurb in my TV magazine says that it is abot UK swingers - so they may well be members of SH! I hope some of us recognise the "stars" of the show wink wink wink

Could be very interesting then,we'll have to watch it lol wink
Quote by debbiewebs
Yep your just pervy,but that must be me too coz i love the thoughts of watching Steve give some woman an amazing orgasm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

So am i in then? wink wink wink wink
Oh YES Debbiewebs
Quote by mollyandchris_54746
It has to be pole dancing and I've got better since I preformed for you Steve
biggrin biggrin biggrin
Molly xx

You'll have to give me another demonstration then wink
Quote by debbiewebs

Well done Steve!.......but you no that women are always the best at ever thing! rolleyes rolleyes Youl never catch us lol
errrrrrrr must check how many i have so far bolt

Well everything exept spelling lol
Chris x
OOOOOOOOo shit forgot to check with iespell on that one :doh: but isn't exept meant to be spelled EXCEPT rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Well done there Debs, rotflmao rotflmao :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
"Do I look nice?"
Beware of this one because this can turn into a nasty argument because we look to see if you men actually pay any attention or you just say yes to shut us up.
The answer to this question should be said by firstly looking at the women and then putting your arms around them and then saying yes darling you look gorgeous and of course a kiss.
By saying this she will be out of the house and no argument instead of staying another hour to get dressed again because you don’t like it.
Molly xx

Unless you actually look terrible and then you will want an honest opinion,or youll go out looking really stoopid!!!!!!
Which i always tell her,quite often actually lol lol lol lol
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
It can't be true,just look at Clare,she's on over 1400 and every one of her posts is bollox!!!!!
CONGRATS hun
Giggsy has been at the top of the game now for over a decade and has scored some of the best goals since the Premiership started.
He proved just the other night that he's still one of the best with a great goal,that only a player of his stature could make look so easy.
Simply one of the true United greats,next to the legend Geoge Best (when he wasnt out shagging and drinking)
Quote by skasam

but he never did it 'big time' He was a very good player but never did anything for England (limited appearances) It would have been interesting to see if he could have done it at a big club where he was surrounded by better players than himself.

I don't think at his prime there were many better players in the country.
I agree! But I'm a Saints fan and so could be slightly biased... He never got the chance to shine internationallly, I think the country as a whole lost out there...
Well i'm a Man Utd fan so completely unbiased,he would have fitted into any of our sides.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
*Lying back with legs spread* ..... go ahead wink
Oooops, was that a bit sluttish? redface LoL

Yeah but he likes it like that :twisted:
And i'm good lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Jim id get down on my hands and knees for that one confused

:shock: thats disgusting Clare blink
I'd like Jim to fix it for me to be Angel,so that Buffy can shag the pants off me,and i can eat people :twisted: wink lol
Quote by westerross
First one's a carpet from the 1950s - the second is a set of curtains from the 1970s

Stil reckon I'm right!
We'll second that one
(clare too im helping him via post count lol!)
Quote by DreamerHelen
Come on Helen,i know your not shy,and have a wild imagination.
So what do you want confused:

Hmmmmm what do I want? Now THERE's a question......
Wonderful sex, lots of licking and sucking.....how's that for a start? :twisted:
Tuts,you dont want much do you???? lol lol lol
Hmm ill have to see what i can do
Quote by DreamerHelen
I'm with Misschief on this one......
I originally came on here with the intention of getting a quick fuck and nothing else.....and then I started to make friends on here and spend time with people and I started to care about the people on here....
So now I just look for fun and friendship.......
I've had a couple of really good meets.......and that makes everything worthwhile....

Perfectly put Helen!