Fine is one of the most used words from Clare,she is always saying it.
Nothing definately always means something with Clare.
And five minutes,actually deos often mean five minutes,shes quite good at timing.
WELL DONE SARGE!!!
Can't wait to meet you at the Munch,keep up the good work
I should bloody think your not theres no pleasing you women
Bloody hope it's not damn yanks this time!!!!
Clare like a donkey,turned the volume right up,and we nearly shat ourselves when it came on :shock: :shock: :shock:
FFS are you trying to give us a heart attack???????
Heres me trying hard to be nice,and you come out with a comment like that,tuh :shock:
Day One.
Crap myself,change boxers and crap myself again,repeat all day.
Day Two.
Go out buy more heavilly drunk,come home and fail to shag Clare.
Day Three.
Wake up with bad head,tell Clare i love her over and work to ram it where the sun don't time with the get to make love to Clare,and post like mad on SH (ive only got two days to get my post count up).
Day Four
Spend most of the day posting,woohoo i'm up to 1000,thats only about 300 posts per the evening having Clare in as many positions as possible.
Day Five.
Play with the kids,Kiss Clare a lot,and visit the toilet every ten minutes.
Honestly though i'd probably spend the whole time with my wife and kids,the people i love the most.
It makes my head hurt,Clare loves it though.
Well since you helped my post count,come on babe you can do it
steve has because he's taken lots of...............
and is having a passionate affair with...............
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:thrilled: :cheers: 
