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Steve_Lincs
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Quote by Vix
G'wan! Give us some pix of just you, in all yer glory, mate. Pretty please? *Bats eyelashes*

So girls,whats it worth confused:
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Quote by rocky horror
steve...
the avitar looks scary...!
Your head and hand just 'appear', without no body? Are you a cross-bred man/sofa????

Hardy fucking ha ha,cheeky bugger
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Quote by Calista
It's been a long stressful week ..... :sigh:
I need a dip in the jacuzzi, a long beer and good company ...
Anyone got a good beer and a bottleopener? And is anyone brave enough to massage my feet?

For you, you go babe, ive warmed up the jacuzzi *parp*
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Well a marine type i definately am not,unless you want me to be :haha:
Look you lovely girlies,except the wonderful DreamerHelen,get your fingers typing and send me some mind blowing pm' has had about 15 today and ive only had a we can't have that now can we.
You all know how terrifically thankfull i will be,i shall return the favour in kind i promise,scouts honour.
So what are you all waiting for.
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Quote by morbiusUK
I think Calista has got a point,it would mean i could perv at him when he's not here :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
It may lead to frustration,but hey i can then jump him when he gets home lol

LOL now your on our wavelength hehehehehe :twisted:
Yeah but i aint lol lol
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Gentlemen???? confused confused I'm a gent
In here??????? confused confused confused refer to above
Have you seen something i havent????? unless she's been ogling our pic page yet again

You know i'm the perfect gentleman *belch*,oops sorry *scratches nads*.
Now can i have a large Vodka and Coke with lots of ice please *parp*
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Quote by morbiusUK
Nah, nah, nah, you don't!!
If your divorced there's no "our", i think the girls would rather see a seperate 'Staring Steve' page ;) The 'our' page features Clare. :twisted:

Well i don't care what you want,you aint getting it,so there :kick:
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But ive got a link to "our" page too
And ive just changed my avatar,so you all get to see a slightly different pic of me.
So come on girls get going with the fan club,you know you want to lol
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
HHmmm i think were seeing stuff that you lot arent,coz i definately wasnt there on my own!!!!!!!!!!!

I know theres only one of my face,but i promise its my "manhood" in the others.
It's bloody called ClarenSteves pic page too,duh!!!
I appreciate the thought though wink
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Quote by bushmasterxs
Hi Claire.
Many thanks for organising these types of events.
R cool

Huh hum,she isnt the only one doing this you know,her poor hubby is involved as well :twisted:
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Quote by Calista
I Unfortunately my youngest had bad dreams last night and got into bed with me and I've managed about 3 hours broken sleep all night sad

The bad dream didnt have anything to do with you singing did it :shock:
Or maybe it was the penguins,likes mine confused
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No please don't,even though my dreams pale into insignificance next to Clares,she has some totally fucked up ones :shock: :shock:
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Why don't you start by posting on here and getting to know the people,chatting to people in the chatroom,swapping pics and then arrange to meet a couple or whatever you want after youve got to know them a bit.
Friendship is very important (well it is to me and Clare),and is a great starting point.
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Quote by Ginsters
semi skimmed milk

Which he ate,giving him energy to..................
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which was too heavy,then he fell.........
(god its wierd telling a story about yourself)
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Quote by RSAB2
Sweet dreams!

Oooh they were,and all of them were about you,and strangly a penguin called patrick too dunno
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Not for me,my first was a complete pig,so i try not to think about it,so thanks guys for reminding me :shock:
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Quote by morbiusUK
I wouldnt mind going a few rounds with Sarah-Michelle Gellar, but then so would probably at least half the male population.

I'll most deffinately second that one hump
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Quote by RSAB2

Steve closes the door and begins to............................

Is that morse code for something rude?????
What are you trying to say,i'm a pure,innocent respectful man :twisted: hump passionkiss (yeah right)
You won't be when i've finished with you... whip
Well lets hope not :twisted:
Steve turns the lights out and says goodnight everyone kiss
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Quote by Calista

Steve closes the door and begins to............................

Is that morse code for something rude?????
What are you trying to say,i'm a pure,innocent respectful man :twisted: hump passionkiss (yeah right)
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Quote by RSAB2
Had that song in my head all day as it is!
Steve I think we need to go some where quieter! :wary:

OK your wish is my command.
Steve opens the door to reveal,a huge waterbed,covered in satin sheets.
Will this do you dear.
Steve closes the door and begins to............................
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Quote by RSAB2
Much, nice long strokes love, it gets a much better response. :giggle:

Hows that then,is that getting you more relaxed...........
Fecking hell shes gone to sleep,bollox :sleeping:
Not sleeping just purring! :smile2:
Ah,thats ok then.
Where are your hands wandering to,no sorry all the chockies have gone,you'll have to get your mouth round something else instead :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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