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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
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0 miles · Grantham

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Quote by Clare_Lincs
i got a question hope u can help. i have a fantasy of fucking a women hard!! fast!! deep!! long!! hard!!! and for as long as posible, so that she cums, cums and cums. how can i do that?

Ask Steve_Lincs he knows how to do it,and does it to me on quite a regular basis hump
God damn it he's goooooooooooooooooood :mrgreen: :inlove: :lickface: :rascal:
Shhhhh love they'll all want a piece of me (chance would be a fine thing lol ).
favourites biggrin
food - Mayonnaise
drink - anything alcoholic
tellevision - Whats that were too backward in Lincolnshire for that
band - Radiohead
celebrity -Angelina Jolie need i say more
book - What are they?are they a bit like comics??
sexual position - in its better than out
film - Debbie does Dallas
actor/actress - Debbie from Debbie does Dallas
Quote by bluexxx
I'd just like to announce that i am the single handed savour of SH

OMG... Steve_Lincs has just found out that he is the new Pope!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So i guess that means that everyone should get down on there knees then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well they seem to have been missing since before crimbo but yesterday with the help of my trusty friend Vodka and Coke i seem to have finally rediscovered my posting technique.
I'd just like to announce that i am the single handed savour of SH and therefore i should be crowned king and everyone should have images of me branded on their arses :shock: :twisted: .
I would like to thank me for being fantastic and very modest indeed,Clare for keeping me topped up with alcohol and being slightly good at sex confused ,Busty for following nearly all my early posts yeterday with a piss take smackbottom and for all the mods for agreeing to go to bed with me together and give me lots of mini mods.
BTW i am sober at the moment and can still type posts,could i be any more talented.
I was trying to wimp out of this by not naming anyone but here goes.
I love each and every one of them and want to take them all to bed at once and have lots of mini mods.
Hmmmmmm my 3 faves would have to be.......................
3. Trainspotting
2. Goodfellas
1. Fight Club
Quote by Clare_Lincs

clare do you think its time to let poor Steve out the cupboard now dunno

I keep trying to restrain him,but he's a right tricky little bugger and keeps breaking free confused
She finally managed to restrain me last night with to much alcohol but after a morning of feeling like shite i'm back and ready for some more fun biggrin
I'd just like to say that its a because of me that it was such a fun and great place to post last night,i'm that magical ingredient :shock: lol wink
Well Jags i'm sure youd be one of Clares faves but as for mine..................................
I'd like to know who loves what mod and why?????
This is a very serious question :shock: and deserves a vey serious answer.................
Weve actually had a night off of the kids and been actually been able to listen to some qulality music.
Mostly toight we have been listening to The Doves Some Cities (What a great album).
What have you all been listening to,we know this has been done before but we want to know the albums people are listening to.....
so come on.......
If the next Carlsberg advert is about swinging we'll know who's been doing the market research lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
What would be your ideal swinging club?
One next door to us

oiiiiiii
you live in the bloody middle of nowhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me Lincolnshire maybe backward and behind the times but we aint no country bumpkins ok :shock: lol
Watch Doctor Who (which is better than i had ever thought),have a bath,then give Clare and damn good spanking,shagging,cum fest etc etc...................oh then watch the footy highlights :shock:
What would be your ideal swinging club?
One next door to us
What would you like to see in it?
Erm lots of neckid people
What are the most important things to you?
Neckid people
The room sizes and how many?
One room large and sweaty
The bar and seating area
Barlike with lots of seats
Wet room as in Jacuzzi, saunas, showers.
Yes please
Nice décor.
No tacky and dim
Distance you would travel.
See first reply
Staying over facilities
Ditto
Food,drinks, etc.
Couldnt give a toss about food and we'd nip home for a cuppa
Good entrance price.
Preferably free
Friendly, Clean.
Seedy and smelly
Good toilet facilities(especially for women)
Weve got one at home
I'd have to agree with everyone who's said that meeting people at munches and parties is the best way to have future fun.
If we were to ask for a single fem to join us we'd go for one of the lovely,gorgeous females weve already met (hopefully one of them would say yes wink ).
If we were to want a single male to join us the queue would stretch to London and back,odd that (yeah right).
Ive just hit 30 and even though i'm starting to get more forgetful and tired when it comes to sex it seems to get better and better.I definately think i havent peaked yet and i was never at my peak at 18,god no i was a lot more clumsy sexually then.

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Same here,better than Gay bear i suppose lol
Well were still alive but did feel a bit queezy earlier,mostly down to the fact of eating too much.
Sarge you can entertain Clare whenever you want (keep her for a few weeks,i don't mind).
And it was Clare's fault,bloody woman.
Weve just realised that the custard weve just had is nearly a year out of date :shock: .Its the powdered variety and i was wondering if we'll be spewing our rings up any time soon redface .
I totally blame Clare as she made it and didnt notice and i just pray that she's the only one who ends up throwing chunks lol
Should we be worried or is the powdered sort ok if its out of date???
After some thought,but not much it would have to be a Radiohead song,but what i'm still not like Pyramid Song,it always gives me goose pimples.
Maybe if i pooped my clogs like now it would have to be the Doves-Black and white town,just coz i bloody love it at the moment.
Just been watching Beeb 3 (yes i know but we were bored) and they were going on about funeral the fave song to have on is Robbie "i love myself but i'm so hard done by" Williams-Angels (some of you know how much i love him).God knows how they do these sort of surveys but hey,who cares.
Anyway it got us thinking about the type of music we would have at our funerals and for the life of me i cant think of anything the top of my head i'd say something like Depeche Mode-Personal Jesus and possibly The Birdie song to end with (could you actually use that?).
What would you all like to have played at your funeral??I'll get back when i can think of some better songs.
That is probably my 5th post of the all of you who don't know i'm the farty,less gorgeous (just),not so talkative (unless ive had a few) other half of Clare_Lincs.
Well if i could find a vomit emoticon i would lol :lol:
But i do love you too and am the luckiest man alive :shock:
Heres to many more less vomit enducing years hun.
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Feeder Comfort in Sound about the drummer who killed himself is moving,as are other songs that wouldnt spring to most peoples minds.
Radioheads Pyramid Song has really moving music and there are so many more that are close to me.
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Right weve made a huge great fuck up redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: and have had to change the date of the munch its now going to be 30th July so were afraid your all gonna have to wait a few weeks longer.
Sowwy :doh:

It was all her fault it had nothing to do with me,honest :oops:
Typical bloke, blame a poor defenseless lady!!!!!! lol
You must be thinking of someone else :lol: :lol:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Right weve made a huge great fuck up redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: and have had to change the date of the munch its now going to be 30th July so were afraid your all gonna have to wait a few weeks longer.
Sowwy :doh:

It was all her fault it had nothing to do with me,honest :oops:
WOW thanks for sharing the pics with all of us. :twisted: :twisted:
You both looked great at the ceremony and i know after meeting you both several times that you truelly are soulmates and deserve all the happiness in the world. kiss
Just wish we were quite so open minded :shock:
Quote by MQ
Just to let people know MY boots are getting cleaned first next time biggrin :twisted:

Thay most definately are :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Damn if only i hadnt turned 30 two months ago i would have been perfect (except the fact i'm married but thats just a minor thing) :cry:
Ok ive had quite a lot of pm's from all you lovely people and im very much appreciative,even though Venus's left me with a head ache confused
Clare got the idea from somewhere in her head (god knows where,she is a little bit on the thick side lol),but i never actually said to her that i wanted loads of pm's since i don't often post anymore,but who knows this might be her way of getting me back into it.I really have loved them and thank you all very much for them,its nice at the end of the day to know that people are willing to take time out to pm you.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx to all of you and i may be around a bit more i guess in her way Clare has done some good,but i really don't know how she got her little mind to do it dunno lol
But remember that "i am a lady",so please be nice and no swearing around me,im a fragile lady who demands respect and lots of naughty spanking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: