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Stolli
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Stolli
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Quote by Bluefish2009
Dawn French - she is sooooo funny
Russel Howard - Need a bit of alternative West Country
Dara O'brien - He'd be honest about how crap the food is
Bambi - Milf Personified (I just fancy her)
Nikola Tesla - Personal hero and certified genius - would try to cop off with Dawn
Frankie Boyle - Just imagine the uproar at his comments
Brucie - I hear he's very entertaining and plays devils advocate
Mix em up with vodka and you'd get a really hilarious result - tho id ruin the food and we'd all pile down the curry house for a p1ssed curry frenzy
wink

Is that like a violin? dunno
Depends if you want to fiddle with his instrument....:giggle:
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Stolli
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I prefer to meet first - camera pics and profiles can be unflattering sometimes - and its the personality that makes you sexy - not a photo or a sentence.....
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I can highly recommend never picking up the BS7671:2001 17th edition IEE Electrical Regulations unless you really have to or someone has a gun to your head :shock:

Required reading on the toilet - its soo entertaining lol
Apart from that anything by Harry Harrison - the guy is genius at sci-fi comedy
Eric Frank Russell - Loves his irony
Michael Moorcock - oh how his books interweave are mastery of the pen indeed
Alan Dean Foster - A god amongst sci-fi writers - gave us most cult movies as we see them today. Foster co-wrote the original novelization of Star Wars (later retitled Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope) before Lucas got his mitts on it.
Also his credits include:
* Dark Star (1974)
* Alien (1979)
o Aliens (1986)
o Alien 3 (1992)
* The Black Hole (1979)
* Clash of the Titans (1981
* Outland (1981)
* The Thing (1981)
* Krull (1983)
* The Last Starfighter (1984)
* Starman (1984)
* Pale Rider (1985)
* Alien Nation (1988)
* The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
* Star Trek (2009) Adaptation of Gene Roddenberrys original.
* Terminator Salvation (2009)
* Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Asimov - he gave us I Robot as a short story compilation and he is a master of machine philosophy
Philip K Dick - Do Androids dream of electric sheep? - yet another movie (Blade Runner)
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Stolli
Master of Sex
Dawn French - she is sooooo funny
Russel Howard - Need a bit of alternative West Country
Dara O'brien - He'd be honest about how crap the food is
Bambi - Milf Personified (I just fancy her)
Nikola Tesla - Personal hero and certified genius - would try to cop off with Dawn
Frankie Boyle - Just imagine the uproar at his comments
Brucie - I hear he's very entertaining and plays devils advocate
Mix em up with vodka and you'd get a really hilarious result - tho id ruin the food and we'd all pile down the curry house for a p1ssed curry frenzy
wink
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Stolli
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Well, at least they didn't make a chocolate starfish :grin:bolt
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Going to Prodigy/Pendulum gig at MK - thats gonna be mental :silly:
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Funny enough - reading capitals is more difficult that lower case as we recognise lots of words by their form rather than their spelling - hence road signs use lower case etc - Capitals for emphasis is ok on the web but all capitals has been shouting in IRC, Telex, Chat etc for at least 30 years - I was taught at the tender age of ten not to put all caps when using the early form of the web we know today wink
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Master of Sex
Quote by sara2010
do you have matching knickers and bra on... is a fave of mine

Hey thats important!!! - Gotta have matching undies wink
not appropriate if ya sat there with nowt on tho banghead
Now that's hilarious lol
:haha: oi you ya giggling as if you seen my cam redface
oooo now that would be telling :wink:
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Quote by sara2010
do you have matching knickers and bra on... is a fave of mine

Hey thats important!!! - Gotta have matching undies wink
not appropriate if ya sat there with nowt on tho banghead
Now that's hilarious lol
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Quote by sara2010
do you have matching knickers and bra on... is a fave of mine

Hey thats important!!! - Gotta have matching undies wink
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Just to add if the internal webcam stops working, I found this article in Macbook help
about SMC Reset and has been discussed as effective in some instances.
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Quote by karrob
just a suggestion.
you can have several cams showing but it seems you cant turn off individual cam audio.
is it poss to either make the cams float so we can switch off the audio and just listen to one cam.

ooo good un :thumbup:
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Master of Sex
Quote by Sarah
Have you all been on the happy juice?? lol

I'm out of it - any to spare??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What they said - Humour is a good ice breaker - and constant uninvited wispas to women are a real turn off - just be polite and get to know people - its just as all the others said - takes time wink but is worth it in the end!!
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Quote by Tillie
Its something that has been raised by others and I am sure is being looked into. To be on the safe side I will raise it too. Bet you were getting all excited as well wink
Tils x

And I thought it was you just stalking me Tilly bolt
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i've sent you a pm - apologies if you haven't had a response yet x
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Quote by woohoo
Ok ill step up to the plate first ladies............. Come get me wink

budge over - i need examining :wink: :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
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Quote by kentswingers777
Yes I have chatted to all of the Old Mods and Op's, but there seem to be a few new ones,but am sure they have heard of me. lol
But yes this site would turn into anarchy without them, and yes they do not get paid, and take a lot of shite at times.
I would like to say a Happy Christmas to them all.

Yep Kenty - i've heard of ya wink and thanks to all :thumbup:
I never really appreciated what the ops did until i crossed over...now more than ever i would like to thank my fellow ops, mods and admin...merry xmas guys and i have got to meet you all cos im buying the first round :cheers: drinkies
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Woke up this morning - opened left eye - checked outside temp and turned heating up 2 degrees - closed left eye and continued lie-in :yawn:
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Total quality - you have to be slightly mad to enjoy it but :thumbup:
Beakers Ode to Joy and Habanera are a good watch too
although the muppets Boho Rhapsody has just pipped it in my book
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Master of Sex
Coffee, black no sugar but if you have any syrups....sugar free of course lol
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Master of Sex
Quote by brucie
Chatting this weekend we decided there were 2 elements that turned good sex into great sex,
First,a connection with the people ,that mental something that means sparks are gonna fly
Second ,imagination and a willingness to relax and see what the imagination has to offer.
So what turns up the heat for you?

good sex is with kylie
great sex is with kylie and danni
nahhh - great sex is with the Saturdays wink
sex with the saturdays = doing bird then signing a register for the rest of your life...
pmsl theyre all 20+ so chuck out yer old s club 8 stuff brucie lol :wink:
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Quote by earthchild
That reminds me: Does anyone else crave chocolate after eating chilli? It's so strong for me that I've even considered adding some to the mix! :shock:

chocolate and chilli go very well together, you can even buy chilli flavour chocolate
try adding a bit, but not too much
Chilli chocolate from the fridge is really powerful stuff wink
I love knocking a nice hot curry up when its cold - serve with toasted pitta soaked in melted chilli and garlic butter (homemade of course)
Jacket spud with chilli con carne is a nice quickie - warm and filling too lol
I'm off to make summat to eat now - im hungry - now where did i put the wasabi.......
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