And just to stay on-topic, I had the mother of all bargains on e-bay today :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
If I can fit it between the slices and get it in my mouth before whatever is in it, runs out or crawls off...jobs a good un.
If you Google image "Northern Lights" you will see something truly magical.
Ok, I cheated a bit on the original brief...
Mine just shrivelled and retracted from reading the thread title alone...
I have just realised that there is no SH emoticon that even comes close to conveying the pain and anguish of a gentle twat in the nads. .
If she still looks like this, shaggable with the addition of a ball gag and some chains.
One day in the not too distant future, as we shuffle slowly towards the showers watched by steely eyed armed security, we will be able to rejoice in the fact that once the de-lousing is completed fleets of special trains will be waiting to take us to a perfect new Eden in the east...