Quote by splendid_
puts small chair behind meaty so when he steps back.... he ..... ahem..... falls down the stairs :twisted:
Hummm falling over without an orgasm....how novel
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Stormwalker
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Oh, and the spotted paint was another (Only we did used to have spotted paint - Portaflec does have specs or spots in it) but yes, we did all the usual naughty wind ups (and yes, I fell for them as well)
I know, I used to spray gallons of the bloody stuff
Stripy paint, now that's a different story.. :wink:
I was doing some work at a factory once, and was amazed to see some poor blokes car pallet wrapped then fork lifted to the top of a stack of pallets, it was his last day :lol:
Quote by dekntan
Yes quite often and the only thing that cures it is actual sex, lady wanks relieve slightly but within 20 minutes I am in need of another :wanker: costs a damn fortune in batteries
Is it actual sex we are craving though or the comfort/closeness aspect??
It's the sex for me, I don't do all that girly stuff
Quote by Freckledbird
Anyway, just my thoughts and random musings on the subject.
Nola x
Erm, that's just my viewpoint.
I would never say that 100% of the entire Posts in this thread are random rubbish.
Yet, again in my view it's getting greater.
You have not given a viewpoint about the 'gang attitude' that occurs when certain members are in a debate with another... people just enter to casue more grief.
Have you not noticed this yourself?
All I want is, quailty. This means things that make me think. Am just fed up of all this light stuff but then I feel this is around to counter-act all this school ground attitude.
So members that want to mention things are in an 'no ma's land'. Post it & be dammed or just be in the simple light fun random threads
: I have no right to totally say what is hot OR not yet I still have a right to my views.
I don't want to be The Judge nut then I have a right to a view as well.
Hope you understand, where am coming from.
Agree or not, I hope at least you understand :?:
Thanks for your reply, Noladreams30.
Who are you to decide for the rest of the members, what quality is? If you want to debate more, join a debating forum or something. Nobody forces you to keep coming back, I'm sure.
I think there's a reasonable mix of threads, to be honest.
I would like to see more Cake related threads...
I just edited this post when I realised I had originally posted "I would like to see more related cake threads"
I would just like to point out that I do not have any interest in, or condone the activities of anyone who advocates the promoting of "related cake" threads.
is just wrong! in all it's many guises, and I apologise unreservedly for my appalling lapse of good judgement in this delicate matter.
I would also like to make it quite clear, that the alleged incident of me eating a still warm bun was fully investigated by the Police and no charges were ever made.
Sometimes, buns just look colder than they are....
Quote by anais
Have you really got a humongous willy? :lol2:
I would like to point out that poem was written for me by someone in there own words
But is it true We want measurements ya know - or a pic with a tube of toothpaste by the side of ya willy to give a visual guide to the size :lol2:
Stormy has a cunning plan, and goes in search of a tube of super glue and some crayons....
It's gonna look fecking massive
Quote by Ukwineman
You really need to hear from people that don't know you, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that profile at all :thumbup:
I'd do ya
Well I would if you were the right sex like :giggle:
Well thank you fire
but it does seem that I'm everyones friend and nothing else.Dont get me wrong I'm not feeling lonely and needing a relationship, but a damn good shag once in a while would not go amiss.
Tell me about it
Quote by Firelizard
Is there such a thing as a slimmish, smallish one?
I've looked online, but even the short ones seem to have plenty of girth, which make my eyes water. :scared:
Some sort of little pocket pleaser? used mainly for clitoral stimulation and they tend to be short and slim ish with variable vibration?
Bit like a finger then...eco friendly and biodegradable
Depends how big your fingers are
I have ten of assorted sizes....ok 8 and 2 thumbs if you're going to get technical.
..and very clever they are too Stormy :twisted: in the odd moments that I am awake
Hells Teeth! you're awake!!!...........off to bed then :rascal:
Quote by Cherrytree
Cherry, if a ten pound baby can get out, I don't think you'll have much trouble getting even a large one in....besides....your clit is on the outside....
Well you'd think so, wouldn't you.
I do it so rarely, it always hurts - so I'm wanting a smallish one so's I can become accostomed to something larger as time goes on.
You are remembering to take your pants off first? :confused2:
