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Stormwalker
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Stormwalker
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Quote by TanKinky
Is there such a thing as a slimmish, smallish one?
I've looked online, but even the short ones seem to have plenty of girth, which make my eyes water. :scared:

Some sort of little pocket pleaser? used mainly for clitoral stimulation and they tend to be short and slim ish with variable vibration?
Bit like a finger then...eco friendly and biodegradable
Depends how big your fingers are wink
I have ten of assorted sizes....ok 8 and 2 thumbs if you're going to get technical.
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Stormwalker
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Quote by TanKinky
Is there such a thing as a slimmish, smallish one?
I've looked online, but even the short ones seem to have plenty of girth, which make my eyes water. :scared:

Some sort of little pocket pleaser? used mainly for clitoral stimulation and they tend to be short and slim ish with variable vibration?
Bit like a finger then...eco friendly and biodegradable
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Stormwalker
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Quote by __random_orbit__
A guest arriving bright and early tomorrow morning.
lp

Don't count on it, I may be washing my hair....
you fucking tease!
The effort I've been to as well... I have your favourite teacakes and everything. (I even dusted off the maid outfit... I know how much you like to wriggle into it, big boy)
lp
Send me the teacakes and the maid outfit........just make sure the maid is still in it though....oh you're sooo high maintenance
lp
But worth every crumpet...
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Quote by Dave__Notts

wink what can I say, I'm a sucker for a man that gives good speech!

Free good speech available to anyone.........anybody like good speech..........good speech here
Can I get the sucker now :twisted:
Dave_Notts
You call that a good speech.....pathetic.... :wink:
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Fire is fond of her Pulsatron....so am I.....it means there is a chance I'll get some sleep
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Quote by Cherrytree
Is there such a thing as a slimmish, smallish one?
I've looked online, but even the short ones seem to have plenty of girth, which make my eyes water. :scared:

Cherry, if a ten pound baby can get out, I don't think you'll have much trouble getting even a large one in....besides....your clit is on the outside....
er, I'm guessing...I have no direct experience of cherry's clit....just for the record like.....
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Quote by __random_orbit__
A guest arriving bright and early tomorrow morning.
lp

Don't count on it, I may be washing my hair....
you fucking tease!
The effort I've been to as well... I have your favourite teacakes and everything. (I even dusted off the maid outfit... I know how much you like to wriggle into it, big boy)
lp
Send me the teacakes and the maid outfit........just make sure the maid is still in it though....
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Quote by __random_orbit__
A guest arriving bright and early tomorrow morning.
lp

Don't count on it, I may be washing my hair....
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Stormwalker
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The man with the knob in his eyes. Kate bush
Running up that knob
The knobs of love
Knob in your lap
King of the knobs
And dreams of Knobs
This Knobs work
The big knob
etc
guess who I have been listening to tonight....
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Quote by Mal
I'm not sure I can take 4 years of this ..... rolleyes

Resits - Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!!! :shock:
:grin:
Mal
wink
Oh Lordy... :eeek:
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Quote by markz
TART!!!!! she likes me better than you anyway :smug:

So does everyone else....... biggrin
I want you don't I rolleyes
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Quote by Firelizard
Perhaps everyone could sit on their hands for a few days.......

Could I sit on your face instead dunno
I'm saving it for H-x
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Quote by Freckledbird
Perhaps everyone could sit on their hands for a few days.......

But you'd get hungry and you'd have wee all over them, because you'd not be able to move to go to the toilet :confused:
Smelly fingers I can do, the hungry bit worries me though... sad
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A brown Fiesta van...
I was giving serious consideration to getting a series 2 SWB Landrover the other day, it fulfilled all my requirements for a new car, battered almost into submission and cheap..............oh well.
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Quote by Bonedigger
Is there anything at all that should never be open for debate in the forums on here?
any subject that you would complain to a mod for the thread to not only be locked but removed too.
or is everything fair game until it gets out of hand and/or a row starts?
for instance I was going to start a thread about suicide, weather it was a brave or a cowardly thing to do....but decided against it as i didnt know if this was the place? or weather it was an appropriate subject matter for a sexually oriented site.
so is there anything u would feel would be a big no no or does it not matter.

I think it depends if the thread is started as an entertainment, or as an education.
Some things will get locked/removed as quick as you like..try asking about erection enhancing pharmaceuticals and see where it gets you. biggrin
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Lightning.....

camping light? innocent
Nope is it soulless :silly:, there is nothing quite like fucking in a thunderstorm to make you feel alive....off to consult the Met office...
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Quote by splendid_
ummmm lightning.... I like fireworks :twisted:

I have a little sparkler I'm willing to share... redface
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Quote by kittysin
This has been done before, but Mrs B's fan-bl sillyhwoar: dy-tastic pic....
....rather inspired me. It got me browsing my photo files. I came across....

Did he just suck her whole head into his mouth? blink
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All she'll need is a tall ship
and a star to sail her by
a strong fair wind and a crew
a crew to get gangbanged by....
sad
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