Quote by Firelizard
I thought he would have a huge willy .....and then by the time I found out, he had me anyway
nature can be harsh, so I just married a huge knob instead.
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Stormwalker
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Bisexual Female, 61
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Fancy finding you in a cake thread Stormy
Mine's a blackforest gateaux and go heavy on the cherries and the cream....oh and the jam and on the cake too.......oh alright just give me two...with ice cream
I'm easy to find, I leave a trail of crumbs :roll:
Just follow the snoring more like :sleeping: :roll:
I may just give you that....
ops: Quote by Bjlips2008
Please forgive me..I am pissed! I don't actually normally drink alcohol at all, so the 3 beers I have just had have really made my head spin (a lot). Yep..I'd be cheap to take out!
I am a lightweight and wondered...how much alcohol does it take you to feel pissed?
I knew you were a bloke.....
girls drink girly drinks
Quote by winchwench
Dear God! it's like two slugs fighting in a bucket of snot. Bleck!
LMAO............such a way with words
dee
I'm a cunning linguist... :rascal:
I should be shot for that, really I should
You really, really should be shot for that one. Did I mention I'm shit hot with a rifle. :dry:
Shouldn't you be giving the missus a chest rub?
Not till she shaves....
Quote by winchwench
I've never understood why men stand to pee in a toilet. I can understand it for urinals and trees, but why toilets?
If you want to know why it's a bad idea - drape a couple of sheets of paper over the edge and see what happens. It gets splashed - back out from the toilet. And that splash doesn't stop at the rim - it goes over the floor (and that's often carpet remember), the skirting, the pipework, your shoes.
So, chaps, WHY do you do it? Just sit down and aim in - or learn to wipe up after yourselves ffs.
An excuse to manhandle the meat?
If you have a foreskin, you can play wee roulette. You can never be quite sure in what direction the wee will go till you start weeing it.....hours of fun
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Lost I have heard hair only recedes and falls out upto 40.
What you have at 40 is what you will be left with so you should be ok now.
I read this earlier today and it made me happy. I have no idea if it's true, but at 46 it put a smile on my face.
Tonight Fire came over to me to give me a kiss. As she leaned forward she started to laugh "bloody hell Stormy there's not much left in the middle is there" she said.
up one minute down the next
Quote by Freckledbird
...and massive hairy desert-monkey type spiders.
I just shuddered and picked my feet up off the floor :scared:
Why didn't you fall flat on your face when you did that?
:idea: Perhaps that explains the Splendid thing, nothing to do with orgasm, just a sudden involuntary spider reaction
Quote by winchwench
Remove the steam room, and the forum would be overrun with rants, self-seeking "pity me" threads, and lots of individual smatterings of negativity.
Individual smatterings of negativity are far more difficult to avoid than one big collective negative blob.
Maybe there should be a smiley happy sticky. It would be far less negative to campaign for something positive, than to create negativity by complaining about something that's negative in a positive way.
Of that, I'm positive.
Thanks for the mention, and I appreciate you not using my name
Quote by Whipsnspurs
Now I've had an idea....
you get love eggs right......
inserting in orifie for the use of...right
well, how about real pickled love eggs!!!!!!
a handy sex toy....And a nourishing snack to keep your blood sugar up.....
bloody genius :bounce: why I'm not a millionaire I just don't know
you're not putting vinegar anywhere near my lady thanks very much all the same lol
whips
How about if I suck it first?
you want to suck my lady? gosh, forward arn't you!
i may also take exception to the actual egg too. can we use something smaller than a chicken egg?
i know i'm fussy but the customer is always right lol
whips
designer foofoo
nah, just small, sensitive and a need to be treated with care
whips
how about a bubble wrapped carrot?
Quote by winchwench
Stormy. It's been nice seeing you, really it has. However, with the egg thing, you may have outstayed your welcome.
:kick:
That is just toooo gross for words.
Quote by splendid_
without falling over?
twat :kick:
I'm back a hour, and already they are kicking me in the nads....it's good to know I've still got it... :smug:
