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To Stormwalker
Though retiring and quiet, you are one of the elite club. "The people who make me laugh" are few and far between. Your sardonic wit is unsurpassed.
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You still ain't having me up the bum with a strapon
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Quote by redpantherman
Hmmmm, good question, made me think before posting for a change
OK. as a bloke I guess this makes me a bit of an 'odd ball' but..
Don't get me wrong, I love receiving oral, love giving anal (or receiving a finger or two) it's all very nice etc. but I just love giving oral to a woman who really loves receiving it.
The eye contact thing is really nice but not the 'be all' or 'end all' as with some its not possible (use your imagination
But the taste, the scent, the slow gyration of the hips becoming more and more rapid. Placing my hands under the buttox, lifting them up, inserting the fingers. The increasing moistness and the inevitable outpouring of verbal and physical gushing of xtc just blows me away every time and far exceeds the pleasure I derive from being on the receiving end.
I have only ever met one woman who was able to give me an orgasm orally so i guess I'm a bit unusual?? :dunno:
The bit in bold has made me all excited !!
ops:I bet spendid_ & Pete_sw are one & the same :dunno:
That's an image I could live without.... :shock:
Quote by don9999
I have great fun with JWs :-)
But you have to know a some detail about their beliefs first.
In brief.....
i) They HAVE to spend so much of their time going door-to-door (even if they don't want to). They go in twos, a newcomer (who will do most of the talking) and an experienced JW (who will step in if the other needs help).
ii) They believe literally in what the bible says, and do not believe that they need to apply any interpretation.
iii) They believe that only 144,000 people will ever go to 'heaven' the remainder will go to 'Paradise Earth'
There's a whole lot more (nonsense), but with these basic facts, you can run rings around them and get them tied up in knots.
Firstly, I ask them questions that they are quite happy to confirm eg. do they believe in the bible; does the bible contain everything they need to know; is it possible for people to interpret the boble in different ways (they say no, and that there is only one meaning); etc. etc...
I then go on to ask them if I will go to heaven. They will explain no (they believe that only 144,000 will go to heaven ie. those that died before 1935 - I know, it's bazarre, but it's what they believe.)
So I ask them how they know that? They will come up with some nonsense. I ask them to show me where in the bible it says that only 144,000 (before 1935) will go to heaven. Hmmm....they get stumped here because it doesn't say so. I then keep repeating my questions - do they believe in the bible; does the bible contain all the truth; where does it mention 144,000.....
I have the second JW joining in the conversation at this point.....
They won't come up with a satisfactory answer....
I then ask some more questions.
If I do not believe in God will I be banished from Paradise Earth. They will say yes.
If a baby, or a child, or some people in the wilderness have never heard about god, or the bible, then will they be banned from 'Paradise Earth'. They will say no. (They believe that you are only banished if you have heard of God and choose not to believe.)
Hence, I ask, by going around the community and introducing people to the 'notion' of God, are they then actually forcing those people to be banished from Paradise Earth? Which is actually logically true.
I then go on to say, that I would have rather not been intriduced to God, and therefore be able to pass into Paradise Earth. By knocking on my door, they have effectively banished me themselves! I am not happy!
Ok, ok...that's enough of my rambling.....I just have fun playing games with the JWs....
Right.....now I need to perform some cunninglus......
2 or 3 hours should be enough......
Anyone care to join me....?
Don
I rather like that..
except the bit about the boble, I had a hat with a boble on it as a kid...I had no idea it held any religious significance till now.....worrying ain't it how you can miss the signs Quote by Peanut
Now, as if talking to a Bear of very little brain, how do I get them back ? :confused2:
Ah, now therein lies the question, which unfortunately depends on which version of Word you are using, which version of Word created the document and what format it's in.
I know how to do it in Office 2007, but I've never had to do it in previous versions so I can't be of too much help. What I do recommend is using the help facility in Word (hit F1) and search for either "recover" or "recover document". This should give you a step by step on how to do it.
Thank you :thumbup:
I'll bend my not inconsiderable intelect to the problem....and get Fire to do it.
Quote by Peanut
A funny thing has happened to a couple of my word docs.
They appear as a faint ghost image in the list of docs, the first word of the title is starting with a small squiggle followed by a $ sign and although they are word docs, when I try and open them I'm told to "select the encoding that makes your document readable" if I open the doc all I get is my name and a bunch of small square boxes.
any ideas?
Files that show as greyed out in Windows Explorer are usually hidden files that are being displayed when you have the options set to "show hidden files".
Also, files that start with a tilde (~)and some other random non-alphanumeric character are usually temp files that the application opens as a temporary backup. This is how the restore a document when you've crashed works.
The other possibility is that you are trying to open the 'lock' file, which is what's called a 'semaphore' file that when it exists tells any other users who try to edit the document to which the semaphore file relates that the file is already open and can't be edited. Normally these files have a different extension to .doc.
That's the chap....
Now, as if talking to a Bear of very little brain, how do I get them back ? :confused2:
A funny thing has happened to a couple of my word docs.
They appear as a faint ghost image in the list of docs, the first word of the title is starting with a small squiggle followed by a $ sign and although they are word docs, when I try and open them I'm told to "select the encoding that makes your document readable" if I open the doc all I get is my name and a bunch of small square boxes.
any ideas?
They appear as a faint ghost image in the list of docs, the first word of the title is starting with a small squiggle followed by a $ sign and although they are word docs, when I try and open them I'm told to "select the encoding that makes your document readable" if I open the doc all I get is my name and a bunch of small square boxes.
any ideas?
Quote by MrsFC
My faves are Givenchy's Very Irresistable and L'Eau Dizzy by Izzy Miyake. I can't wear the heavy ones like Opium so tend to go for something nice and light.
It's worth a trek through the perfume depts and ask for samples. Be cheeky and ask for whatever you can get. Get one of these Barbie dolls in a good mood ( try late on a Friday afternoon) and you can get all sorts, make up and all! If you don't like the perfume on you then just store the little bottles in your knicker drawer
Oh ya little minx ya ! :giggle: I'm a Chanel girlie and have yet to find something else to wear. Oh impulse is a day to day thing ..........but as yet no flowers :sad:
you two will always smell of wood smoke to me ....
Quote by Jiggle
did anyone else. giggle, when Martha was in germany.
the german translation of "externinate"
there is alway a little bit of comedy hiden way.. even in a episode as serious as this one.
Wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry at that bit, steel clad Uber-space-Nazis floating through the woods of Nuremberg screaming Exterminate in emotionless German...
I can see a diplomatic incident on the horizon...
Quote by anais
Its known that an weapon amnesty, whilst great and useful has found that it is the more law abiding citizens who use it. (Last time I went along to hand some in, they showed me some of the other weapons given in and I was amazed at how lethal looking they are).
I thought that anything that could be classed as an offensive weapon like a screw driver if used in a threatening way was included in the legislation? Although that may depend on the situation I guess...
One of the other things I found is that *some youths* make there own weapons if they cant get hold of a knife or an alternative...when I spoke to the police they said they included these as well...thank goodness!
:shock: Anais tooled up.....well!!
Quote by fabio
As for the bit in blue,what's the difference where you are when you are attacked? you will be in just as much danger in a car park as in your own kitchen.
if you can tell me why if you are in a car park you would ever have a knife, then I would love to hear it.....
I was trying to make the point that no one should have be allowed to have a knife in public areas unless for a bloody good reason, which is why i am not buying the self defence arguement outside of the home, your home so to speak
Sorry Fabio , I was talking generally about self defence rather than knife specific meaning that you are as likely or more so, to be attacked outside your home as in it and therefore the location of the attack is immaterial. Crossed wire there.
To answer your question though, if I was returning from a fishing trip to my car for example I would be perfectly likely to have a knife with me.
I'm not suggesting either that you should carry a knife for self defence, just to clear that bit up before it gets out of hand.
Quote by fabio
what would I do........ one last national amnasty to hand them all in, turn them all over.....
then after that...... anyone caught carrying a knife and doesn't have a bloody good excuse gets 5 years... no ifs, no buts, no exceptions
I forgot this bit, as I said before on a similar thread, we don't need new laws against carrying a knife, we just need to prosecute the people who stab people with a knife. Ban all knives and they will use screwdrivers, ban screwdrivers and they will use axes etc. The weapon is unimportant, the use to harm is the key. It's pointless criminalising people for just having a knife if they have done nothing wrong with it.
Quote by Firelizard
Some elements of our society think its 'big' to flout the law, they think its 'hard' to carry a knife or a gun. macho to be a gang member. We (meaning society) need to find ways of shaming their behavior, ridiculing their gangs and violent culture.
I do that every time I see some wanker with a hoody trying to do an imitation of someone with arthritic fingers and a gangsta rap.
Careful Peanut.....thats too much generalisation. My favourite sweatshirt has a hood which I do actually use if the weather dictates ....I am 43, 5ft 1 and can be quite young looking sometimes....I wouldnt like to be labelled and put in a box because of my sweatshirt thanks
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Quote by fabio
I suspect that the press is making a lot over every single incident of knife crime/violent crime that occurs lately but there does seem to be a lot of it happening at present...
Young men being stabbed by gangs and even one young man who was tied to a tree,forced to drink petrol and then set on fire :shock:
What is happening to the country ??
And more importantly what can be done to stop it ??
I have no ideas other than to give much stiffer sentencesbut its a fact that something has to be done soon....
the stiffer sentences solution would only be a deterrant if the courts actually gave out the stiffest ones possible....
I did a bit of digging into this as I was doing it for a project
We all know that the carrying of a knife is a criminal offence, you can actually get up to a 5 year sentence for carrying with intent....
but last year.... do you know how many people were sentenced to the maximum..... of all the thousand of cases they could have brought....
eight!!!!!
I would be as stiff with knife crime as I would with a gun.... I don't accept the self defence arguement if you are outside of your home,
what would I do........ one last national amnasty to hand them all in, turn them all over.....
for the likes of ceremonial knives... make people have to register them....
then after that...... anyone caught carrying a knife and doesn't have a bloody good excuse gets 5 years... no ifs, no buts, no exceptions
Just to clarify the bold bits...
It is perfectly legal to carry a knife in the uk provided it is a non locking blade of less that long and perfectly legal to carry a longer fixed blade knife with good reason cracking bit of legislation that, lets let everyone use knives that close unexpectedly and chop their fingers off. I cant wait for someone to sue the government for loss of fingers due to stupid laws
As for ceremonial knives you can carry one if it part of national dress or for religious or ceremonial purposes, so full Highland dress and a Skein Dubh in your sock is fine.
As for the bit in blue,what's the difference where you are when you are attacked? you will be in just as much danger in a car park as in your own kitchen.
