There was a young lady from Ealing
who was stuck by her arse to a ceiling
how it came to pass
she was stuck by her arse
was a tale both long and revealing.
We met a lady once, who I was expecting to be a bit ....well...reserved..
We kissed,... she was down the back of my throat like a formula one ferret...I thought I'd been got by an alien facehugger.. :eeek: luckily I rallied and managed to give back as much as I got..I think we called it a draw later.
Watch the skies....
I hardly ever say it...I certainly don't say it enough to the people who deserve to hear it...
See if you are able to orgasm standing up without falling over at the end.......
“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”
Adolf Hitler.
Fire is off to her sisters with her mum and the kids.....I'm staying at home with the dogs, where I intend to get "medieval" with a Propane cylinder :twisted: