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Stormwalker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 126
Bisexual Female, 61
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Quote by __random_orbit__

Interesting genitalia... :shock:

good lord man!
the face !
we're talking faces!!!
one track mind some people
lp
When you are as Fugly as me, you get past the face PDQ...the wangely bits on the other hand stand out....or in this case ...don't.
Quote by __random_orbit__
Ihave no problem with that
lp

Interesting genitalia... :shock:
Quote by Cherrytree
There was a young man from Kent
Who ate set of encyclopedias
His Mum said
You stupid git
They were for tea !!

I don't get it :confused:
You are unlikely to, till you sort your foo foo out lol
Tragic but true!

I'll just slip into something sexy and be right over...
Quote by Calista
Oh I soooo wish I had the confidence to approach people. It seems the older I get the worse it gets :cry:

I could have written this as well.
I used to be a horny seductress during my teens and twenties .... now my thirties may as well have me dressed as a nun!
I'm still horny but my daring has all but left :scared:
I'm hoping that it is just lack of practice ;)
Works for me ..... biggrin
Quote by winchwench
I hardly ever say it...I certainly don't say it enough to the people who deserve to hear it...

Then do it- ring her up and say it, now.
No excuses, Mr. :dry:
I can't, Fire would kill me if she ever found out ...
There was a young lady from Ealing
who was stuck by her arse to a ceiling
how it came to pass
she was stuck by her arse
was a tale both long and revealing.
Quote by Cherrytree
There was a young man from Kent
Who ate set of encyclopedias
His Mum said
You stupid git
They were for tea !!

I don't get it :confused:
You are unlikely to, till you sort your foo foo out lol
We met a lady once, who I was expecting to be a bit ....well...reserved..
We kissed,... she was down the back of my throat like a formula one ferret...I thought I'd been got by an alien facehugger.. :eeek: luckily I rallied and managed to give back as much as I got..I think we called it a draw later.
Watch the skies....
I hardly ever say it...I certainly don't say it enough to the people who deserve to hear it...
Quote by Cherrytree
That's disappointing, I thought this would be a thread where you posted in the style of another forumite and people had to guess who.....
confused :? :? :? :?

ooh ooh I know...are you being that forumite who comes on and poo poos threads, just for the hell of it?
that easy eh .... rolleyes
That's disappointing, I thought this would be a thread where you posted in the style of another forumite and people had to guess who.....
confused :? :? :? :?
Quote by Peanut
love the seimming

Umm , not sure what that is but it sounds naughty :twisted: lol
Well it does involve a lot of women getting very wet, most times there are several at it at once. Then lots of people like to watch them doing too.
There would be a whole lot more if the swimming costume looked more like this...
Quote by Calista
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
I'll just shout boo, and she'll be arse over tit like LP's goats.. :giggle:
I don't think you shouting boo will give her an orgasm mate .... your reputation is good but even I think you'll struggle to manage that one :giggle:
Can I be on the front row when you try though? :rotflmao:
Callie
I have a reputation? :shock: Holy shit!!!
best not stand too close madam...we don't want an orgasmic friendly fire incident...
Quote by Calista
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
I'll just shout boo, and she'll be arse over tit like LP's goats.. :giggle:
Quote by splendid_
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
Quote by Calista
rotflmao at Stormy ... you're gonna be in so much trouble.

No change there then......
kiss welcome back strangers...
Quote by __random_orbit__
abit like that breed of goat, that if startled, stiffen and fall...
all stiff legged and useless?
lp

Oh dear, I don't think I'll ever be able to think of her in quite the same way again rotflmao
Quote by Bonedigger
Ive just caught the inside of my wrist on the bedside lamp bulb :shock: and ooooohhhh bloody hell it might only be small but it hurts like a bugger!!
It got me to thinking about the little things that cause the most pain.....now this is a light hearted thread so i dont want people to post about the day a great white shark bit off their ass kind of stories but im just after the kind of teensy little things that hurt like hell....Mr Bone says being flicked lightly in the bollocks when your not expecting it qualifies....but I cant see it myself haha
i mean its only an air brushing of my fingertips past his scrotal sack...whats painful about that dunno
I did once fallin a rose bush when i was learning to rollerskate :shock: :cry: :cry: now THATS pain!!

just the thought of being flicked in the bollocks fills me with pain :eeek:
It hurts like hell when you bite your nails and you get that last little bit that rips half the skin off your finger....
Quote by winchwench
__random_orbit__ kiss my bottom! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Splendid asked first!!!
lp
No she didn't, she demanded.
And I for one would be too damn scared to say no :scared:
rolleyes
Don't worry, she's easy to deal with. Just give her an orgasm and she falls over................apparently. lol
“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”
Adolf Hitler.
Quote by TheLovelyOne
I've just taken a gorgeous man to the station and waved him off... The rest of the day will be spent afterglowing!

what king of temperature are you likely to reach? ....only I've got this bit of wrought iron see :idea:
Quote by winchwench
Fire is off to her sisters with her mum and the kids.....I'm staying at home with the dogs, where I intend to get "medieval" with a Propane cylinder :twisted:

Ah, the christening of the anvil......good luck! wink
I ain't got it yet sad
The cylinder will become a Forge...it will!...I bought a much bigger hammer :twisted:
Quote by Peanut
Fire is off to her sisters with her mum and the kids.....I'm staying at home with the dogs, where I intend to get "medieval" with a Propane cylinder :twisted:

Is the RSPCA likely to be called in afterwards? :twisted:
That depends if I go poof..... :uhoh:
Quote by Steve
I'm staying at home with the dogs, where I intend to get "medieval" with a Propane cylinder :twisted:

Not sure I ought to ask :shock:
well this is the last place I thought I'd be judged....
huff huff flounce ......exit stage right tripping over skirt.
Fire is off to her sisters with her mum and the kids.....I'm staying at home with the dogs, where I intend to get "medieval" with a Propane cylinder :twisted:
Quote by splendid_
I'm afraid of rejection and I don't know what Stormy's problem is exactly...probably too lazy rolleyes :P
Sorry I'm rambling redface

:shock: who would reject you? Either of you?
Ditto to that one! lol
Anyone who's ever met them? dunno
phew- you saved me typing winchy.. thanks
She holds me back, if it wasn't for her, I'd have lots of sex......
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I like to see a guy nicely dressed ( casual but presentable ) and smiling biggrin
Having been on one of these dating sites a bit in the past year, I've looked at lots of profiles and I wish guys wouldn't try the mean and moody look. It ain't sexy and just makes you look like a grumpy twat rolleyes
Other than that, winchy's suggestion of the dog isn't a bad one at all - girlies like an animal lover but they DO want to see the owner first and foremost!
Good luck hunni. kiss

Umm, some of us really are just grumpy twats wave
Quote by Freckledbird
I'm afraid of rejection and I don't know what Stormy's problem is exactly...probably too lazy rolleyes :P
Sorry I'm rambling redface

:shock: who would reject you? Either of you?
I wouldn't shag me, I'm far too fussy.