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Stuart_Tanina
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by Drewxcore
Bloody hell, so they are! I've been using msn for years and i hadnt notice.....Youve turned my life upside down!
Oh dont worry i bounced back.
Stuart and taninia i was more highlighting the fact that he shoves a sock down his pants

Perhaps his lack of prowess means that he hasto shove a sock down his pants rolleyes
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by jaymar
Russel Brand is a sex addict and admits to stuffing a sock down his underwear to make himself look more well endowed.
Tart

What's wrong with being a sex addict?? dunno
Nothing at all but he's so unreal and 'over the top'
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by Drewxcore
oh yeah....i always thought they were emotions....

No, emotions are things you have lol
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by earthchild
russell brand - wanker
oasis - bigger wankers

Earthy - we wish that you'd say what you mean and not just sit on the fence lol
damn sorry guys
russel brand - total twat wanker
oasis = legendary total twat triple feckin wankers
that better :lol:
Ahhhh much better. We thought you were softening :lol:
We couldn't imagine you as a fluffy Earthchild
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by earthchild
russell brand - wanker
oasis - bigger wankers

Earthy - we wish that you'd say what you mean and not just sit on the fence lol
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Stuart_Tanina
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The presenter and the general makeup of the show was, as usual, crap, garbage, dross........ apart from Amy Winehouse, but, she didn't sound anywhere near as good live as well produced on a small piece of round shiny plastic. It used to be much easier saying "on vinyl" lol
Or is it us?
We've just sat and watched it for two hours (OK we weren't actually watching all the time) as teletext said Scissor Sisters were performing.
It's and they still haven't been on.
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Stuart_Tanina
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Munches can certainly be nerve wracking. Or, at least the first munch can be lol
But they get easier after that.
It's either a case of being outgoing, and actually going up to people and starting the conversation. Not easy.
Or waiting for people to come up to you and chat. But, until that happens, maybe a mixture of the two!
What is most unusual is, in this community, you can go up to anyone at a munch and start a conversation and people will continue and encourage the conversation. Unlike what would happen in a 'vanilla' pub or nightclub.
Definitely, a hand holder can be a good plan for any future munch virgins.
See you both in Wigan.
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Stuart_Tanina
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Munches can certainly be nerve wracking. Or, at least the first munch can be lol
But they get easier after that.
It's either a case of being outgoing, and actually going up to people and starting the conversation. Not easy.
Or waiting for people to come up to you and chat. But, until that happens, maybe a mixture of the two!
What is most unusual is, in this community, you can go up to anyone at a munch and start a conversation and people will continue and encourage the conversation. Unlike what would happen in a 'vanilla' pub or nightclub.
Definitely, a hand holder can be a good plan for any future munch virgins.
See you both in Wigan.
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by pjbroughton
Another Biker hear, leicester based, always up for a ride out, but must say froze my tits off on it today, thank heavens for heated grips

I use one of my bikes every day smile
Thank heavens for heated grips andheated gloves :)
Stuart
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Stuart_Tanina
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We're not exactly born again bikers - we've been riding bikes for years lol
And definitely love going out for a ride smile
And come the good weather, we'll get the big bike out as well :lol:
Stuart & Tanina hump xxx
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Stuart_Tanina
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Congratulations to you both smile
We hope that you will be happy for many years to come :)
Sounds like a good cue for a party lol
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Stuart_Tanina
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Thanks Vicky, Bazza and co for another brilliant night.
Kaz.......excellent badges as always.
A great night's entertainment from DJ Ally and Carla.
Great to catch up with some people that we have not seen for a long time - DJcouple, Steve & Blonde, Trebor & Pouting Lips.
Good to catch up with the usual crowd of reprobates - Muttley and Marshy, Bart & Suze, Kaz & sLeeper, Hux & Susie, MikeC, bLeep, ginger-jo & Lee, NWC, Darkfire, Celery & Fektart, Redmancgirl, Sassy, DG, The Laird & Lady, PLC & NW Rose, Staggy & Rose, Mollie & Chris, Leonie & Adam, Alex & Hannah, Varca, LilacGem, LittleGem & Neilfromwhereverhecomesfromthesedays, Dave6669, Chesty, Angel Chat, Lilnfil, Geordiecouple, Fabio, Babe, RWL, HLB & Dammie, Searcher, Hotandwet, PJBroughton.........
Good to meet some peeps for the first time as well Hungrypussy & 36openminded, Gaz & Susie (can't remember your nick :dohsmile
This is probably gonna be edited numerous times as we remember names. So, if we've forgotten your name it's not intentional it's just the memory is awash with so much going on at the do.
Until the next one :)
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Stuart_Tanina
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Hi NWC
Can we put our names on the list?
Can we?
Please?
And could we have a hotel list as well?
biggrin kiss :D
There's far too many questions in this post!
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Stuart_Tanina
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Definitely, question 7 is two distinct questions, deserving two, possibly different, answers.
Not only that, but there is an awkward reply in question 1:
Quote by the questionnaire
1. How frequently do you buy magazines or adult related publications?
Once a week
Twice a week
Three or more times a month
Four or more times a month
Two to three times a year
Less than once a year
Never

Four or more times a month covers the previous answer. If you buy a publication four or more times a month, you certainly buy one more than thre times a month. And, if you buy one more than three times a month, then it's fair the say that you buy one four of more times a month confused dunno
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Stuart_Tanina
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And our ad's been deleted neutral
And HTML images don't appear to work in the signature - so we've lost that bike emoticon :|
The font size appears to have been altered, so things are a little easier to read.
But we're sure that there must have been a reason for changing things.
But we still belive that if things ain't broken............
Don't mend them!
rolleyes
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Stuart_Tanina
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Happy birthday Sam :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Hope you have had a fantastic day :rose:
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Stuart_Tanina
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It would be just plain wrong if we didn't put our names down for this one smile
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by Lilmiss
It was fab to to once again meet up with all the mad crew i have met before and even better to meet newbies too smile

One quote from Saturday has got to be........
"Where's Tanina, I still haven't seen her!" lol
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Stuart_Tanina
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Well, we'll post in here, rather than in the LMU forum.....
Thanks, Kaz, for organising a great Munch. Once again, you have organised a great, memorable event.
So many people, in fact too many people to mention!!
But good to meet and chat to regulars, to people who we haven't seen for such a long time, and to some new people as well. Sorry to the ones that we didn't chat to, but with so many people there, it was almost an impossible task to meet everyone, anddrink, anddance, andpartake in the superb karaoke lol
Thanks, also, to everyone who came along to the pre-munch drinks.
Until the next one smile
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Stuart_Tanina
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OK............everyone who said they would be there should be there including Stuart :bounce:
I can go and put my feet up till later ;)
Tanina hump xxx
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by bikecrazy1100
Hi all,
we would like to know the venue for the pre munch drinks just in case we can get out earlier than 7 pm
drop us a line on the site please with venue name and post code if possible
Cheers
Paul and Denise (bikecrzy1100)

You have a PM biggrin
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by Lilmiss
ooooo i fianlly get to meet lilmiss smile)))))))))))))
angel, you dont need candy floss your sweet enough :) cool

Oh feck... i forgot ive gotta meet loads of new people
Scared now confused
Awwwwww don't be scared Lilmiss !!!!!!!!
We'll protect ya ;)
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Stuart_Tanina
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by horneyoldtart
we might just make it on time for the pre munch drinks ............... i know i know , you are all thinking that we are never on time for anything lol
but just in case , can we have the details ??

You have a timely PM lol
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Stuart_Tanina
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Quote by well_busty_babe
not sure yet if we are staying over or driving home. if we are staying over then we will prob be there earlier than if we going home. would it be possible for us to have the details so that if we stay over, we can come ?
obviously, if we are driving we wouldnt make it though.
if not no probs.
see u all tomorrow
xxx

You have a PM
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