In my silly youth, I had a small-ish 175cc motorbike. One saturday, I took my L plates off and took my mate out on pillion for a ride. At a roundabout, 2 guys on a Kawasaki 900 pulled alongside and I stupidly decided to chase them. Yes, they left the stupid young female on the small bike standing but I didn't know the area and took a bend too fast, not knowing there was a T junction with lights ahead.
There was no way I could stop ... the lights were at red and I just ploughed through them, couldn't make the tight left turn, hit the central reservation and ended up on the opposite carriageway.
How I didn't kill myself, my friend and possibly people in cars coming the other way, god only knows!
My guardian angel was with me that day!
Sugar x
The only part I'd have surgically enhanced is the bit between the top of my head and the soles of my feet.
If money were no object, I'd have a list of 'things to have done' as long as my newly nipped-and-tucked arm!
A small, independant 'adult' shop was forced to close in my town recently because children going to church (all six of them) had the trauma of walking past it. God forbid that they should witness the horror of red frilly knickers in a shop window (about the raciest item on show)! Makes me wonder why M&S isn't also closed down for displaying such horrific items in full view of the public! Whatever next? With cucumbers on show in supermarkets where children can see them, baby oil in clear containers and squirty cream available to anyone tall enough to reach it on the shelf, society is going to hell in a handbasket I tell you!
Bye Ty ... take care and be well. All our best wishes
Sugar n Pom xx
I eat as low carb as I can (although of course I'm no angel and have my danish pastry moments!). The problem with carbs is a lot of people think they 'fill you up' but unfortunately the effect isn't long lasting. If you loads with refined carbs then you can suffer a sugar spike, where loads of insulin is released to deal with what the body thinks it needs to digest the meal ... invariably there is too much insulin, the blood sugars drop rapidly triggering the 'I'm hungry' message to the brain. Hence you can get hungry only a couple of hours after a carb heavy meal (we all know the chinese take away analogy!)
That's why low GI foods are recommended for keeping hunger at bay as they have a more 'drip feed' effect. I also find protein staves off hunger - some tuna topped with a bit of sweet chilli sauce does the trick for me.
Just to add to what foxy advised ... I was able to cut my meds from 3000mg of metformin a day to zero within months by cutting out all refined carbs. Helped me lose some weight too - win win!
I think it's a bit like the marmite issue ... love it or hate it. I hate it.
When I was MUCH younger (and Long John's parrot was an egg), a boyfriend asked if he could cum in my mouth. I only agreed if I could have a packet of salt and vinegar crisps to hand to get rid of the taste afterwards. Romantic eh?
Oh - I like marmite by the way.
Good advice from all above ... but can I just say your wife needs to be up for it WITHOUT the lagers.
Bad teeth are at the top of the list plus all of the above ... poor hygiene has no place in swinging!
and I'd also find a guy with a giant ego a huge turn off.
Facial hair doesn't 'do it' for me either.
Friday nights are made for .... (in our case)
bugger all - again!!!! :cry:
Me and Pom both like being smooth - makes oral SO much more enjoyable without a hairy barrier. Trimmed is ok - but not to keen on bushy bollocks and I'm surprised how many blokes still sport them. All they'd need is a mullet, a tash and a bri-nylon shirt and they'd look like they'd stepped right out of the 70s.
As for shaved adults looking pre-pubescent ... that's like saying a bald man looks like a newborn - clearly a daft suggestion. Adults look like adults - with or without hair.
Hilarious!! Me and pom literally cried with laughter ... a literary classic!!
I'm watching it now on BBC news - omg!! This is an 'Elvis has died' moment. Love him or hate him, he was a collossal star.
omg - an icon of her era. RIP Farrah xx
If I had 10p for every viewing of the first 3 instalments I'd be having a foreign holiday this year instead of a week camping in Devon lol
