Master of Sex
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Sugar__n__pom
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 63
Bi-curious Male, 64
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Master of Sex
Saw this link and thought I'd share it
This is an article talking about how dogging is being clamped down on in Hampshire beauty spots (with a definition of dogging that I've never heard of). It mentions concerns for families and so gates have been installed at many popular sites and these are closed at night. Sorry, but how many families utilise these woodland car parks at night??
I've never been dogging but I just thought this was another example of sensationalism. I've been to 100 acres on numerous occasions and have never caught sight of any naughties going on - goddammit!!
This is an article talking about how dogging is being clamped down on in Hampshire beauty spots (with a definition of dogging that I've never heard of). It mentions concerns for families and so gates have been installed at many popular sites and these are closed at night. Sorry, but how many families utilise these woodland car parks at night??
I've never been dogging but I just thought this was another example of sensationalism. I've been to 100 acres on numerous occasions and have never caught sight of any naughties going on - goddammit!!
Master of Sex
STOP myself cumming? STOP? As in ... putting it off? err - interesting concept! Totally alien to me though. 
Master of Sex
Sorry to hear about your experience - after 31 years I think I'd feel I was 'home and dry'. Some say being rejected by your partner is even worse than bereavement because altnhough it hurts when a partner dies, they left loving you. Rejection, on the other hand, is not only agonisingly painful, it leaves you with all sorts of doubts about yourself.
Nobody can give you a 'set time' for getting back onto the relationship scene - only you know when you are ready. At least with swinging you can (to some extent) satisfy your physical desires without the complication of emotional attachment until you're ready for it. There is also a vibrant social scene and you can make lots of really good friends of both sexes who you don't necessarily play with.
Be assured there is absolutely nothing wrong with you or your looks. Your ex was just looking for something else - his loss, let him get on with it.
Just think of yourself as a scrumptious cream cake ... your ex opted for a choccy bar. Doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the scrumptious cream cake - and there will be no shortage of people wanting a nibble
Good luck - keep posting, go to socials and get to now people.
Happy swinging
Sugar xx
Nobody can give you a 'set time' for getting back onto the relationship scene - only you know when you are ready. At least with swinging you can (to some extent) satisfy your physical desires without the complication of emotional attachment until you're ready for it. There is also a vibrant social scene and you can make lots of really good friends of both sexes who you don't necessarily play with.
Be assured there is absolutely nothing wrong with you or your looks. Your ex was just looking for something else - his loss, let him get on with it.
Just think of yourself as a scrumptious cream cake ... your ex opted for a choccy bar. Doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the scrumptious cream cake - and there will be no shortage of people wanting a nibble
Good luck - keep posting, go to socials and get to now people.
Happy swinging
Sugar xx
Master of Sex
One of the best weather forecasts I've ever heard was on a New Zealand radio station when we were over there touring in a camper. It was as follows ...
Monday, fine. Tuesday, fine. Wednesday, fine. Thursday, fine. Friday probably crap.
What more do we need to know??
Monday, fine. Tuesday, fine. Wednesday, fine. Thursday, fine. Friday probably crap.
What more do we need to know??
Master of Sex
Quote by Lost
Not far off meaty - an ex government thingy. And it really is enlightening in its rediculousness
After reading that, I'd say you DEFINITELY work in the same dept as me!
Sugar x
Master of Sex
My mum's purse was nicked from her bag yesterday while she was in a shop. The scumbags cleared it of all her money / cards and it was found later in a Burger King bin and handed to security.
She went to the police and they took all the details - she said a young woman with a foreign accent 'pushed past her' whilst she and my sister were looking at clothes but she didn't feel her bag being tampered with.
The police said there are currently gangs of organised pick pockets, mainly Albanian, who travel down from London and do a 'sweep' on a selected town before moving on. All very 'Fagin'.
This is just a warning to everyone here to be vigilant - I'm going to change my bag ASAP as mine only has a magnetic fastner. I don't want to make life easy for these low lifes.
My mum is a pensioner and was very, very traumatised by this incident. If only I could get my hands on the b*tch who did it ... !!!
She went to the police and they took all the details - she said a young woman with a foreign accent 'pushed past her' whilst she and my sister were looking at clothes but she didn't feel her bag being tampered with.
The police said there are currently gangs of organised pick pockets, mainly Albanian, who travel down from London and do a 'sweep' on a selected town before moving on. All very 'Fagin'.
This is just a warning to everyone here to be vigilant - I'm going to change my bag ASAP as mine only has a magnetic fastner. I don't want to make life easy for these low lifes.
My mum is a pensioner and was very, very traumatised by this incident. If only I could get my hands on the b*tch who did it ... !!!
Master of Sex
Oh bloody hell ... I'm keeping my head down on this thread lol
Master of Sex
We definitely wouldn't expect to pay 2/3 of a hotel bill! And any guy who suggested it would be hard pressed to get a meet in my humble opinion.
We haven't had an arranged meet in a hotel but IF we did, and both sides had travelled a similar distance then, as a couple, we'd expect to pay no more than half.
If you use the £84 bench mark again, why should we pay £56 and the guy only £28 when we could go to a club for less and get more choice? He certainly wouldn't get into ANY club I know of for £28.
I'd say that for a single guy, £42 for a night of horny sex with no competition from other guys (as in a club scenario) would be a bargain!
We haven't had an arranged meet in a hotel but IF we did, and both sides had travelled a similar distance then, as a couple, we'd expect to pay no more than half.
If you use the £84 bench mark again, why should we pay £56 and the guy only £28 when we could go to a club for less and get more choice? He certainly wouldn't get into ANY club I know of for £28.
I'd say that for a single guy, £42 for a night of horny sex with no competition from other guys (as in a club scenario) would be a bargain!
Master of Sex
Quote by woohoo
Deep in the night when you lie in your bed
wondering at the shadows up over your head
and you pull those crisp white sheets over your eyes
do you whisper to God and ask Him why?
Why are they gone and why did they go?
you want to know and you want Him to show
you a reason. So pray as fast as you can.
But unanswered prayers are a part of the Plan.
But when you ask why and your eyes start to cry
and you feel so sad that you think you might die,
listen. Because He will tell you. And cherubs' wings
hug and hold you snug as they sing
a song so sweet like sirens of lore
as you slip into dreams of what was before.
And then you will see them far away in their bed
where they have the covers pulled up over their head
and they are asking God why as their eyes fill with tears
and they shake with the fears that nobody hears them
when they ask why and their eyes start to cry
and they feel so lonely they think they might die,
they listen. And He tells them And angels' wings
hug and hold them snug as they sing
a song so sweet like sirens of lore
as they slips into dreams of what was before.
And he sees you far away in your bed
with the covers pulled up over your head
and you smile through the pain
when He answers 'you will be together again.'
R.I.P all those that we have lost.
This one broke me down. What wonderful words - thank you woohoo xx
Master of Sex
Some bitter-sweet memories there woohoo. You're right about your nephew - what a heartless prick!
It's so nice to be able to remember those we love with a smile on our faces though isn't it. My dad was an ex matelot and always had the whole family in fits of laughter with tales of his antics around the world. I should write the ones I remember down really or they'll be lost forever.
Losing a loved one is one of the saddest of experiences but one that ties us together as human beings. How nice it is to share emotions with you guys. Thanks for sharing your experiences too.
I'd also like to mention my dear son Alex who would have been 23 this June 8th - I wish we could have had more time together xx
Newphew James, who died in 2007 aged 20 xx
Niece Felicity (18) - don't let Alex & James boss you about up there sweetheart! xx
And lastly my best friend's daughter, Alison who lost her battle with cancer in 2007 aged 24. I'd known her since she was 2 and she was like a niece to me xx
All terribly missed xxx
It's so nice to be able to remember those we love with a smile on our faces though isn't it. My dad was an ex matelot and always had the whole family in fits of laughter with tales of his antics around the world. I should write the ones I remember down really or they'll be lost forever.
Losing a loved one is one of the saddest of experiences but one that ties us together as human beings. How nice it is to share emotions with you guys. Thanks for sharing your experiences too.
I'd also like to mention my dear son Alex who would have been 23 this June 8th - I wish we could have had more time together xx
Newphew James, who died in 2007 aged 20 xx
Niece Felicity (18) - don't let Alex & James boss you about up there sweetheart! xx
And lastly my best friend's daughter, Alison who lost her battle with cancer in 2007 aged 24. I'd known her since she was 2 and she was like a niece to me xx
All terribly missed xxx
Master of Sex
I lost my dear dad a year ago today and still can't quite believe he's gone. I miss him terribly but I think it'll really hit home at my graduation ceremony in October. My dad always said I was 'University material' but I fell pregnant at 17 and spent the next 25 years struggling in minimum wage jobs.
In 2005 my dad was diagnosed with prostate and bone cancer - he'd had the symptoms for a while but because of embarrassment, he left it too late for any chance fo a cure. Prolonging his life for as long as possible was the best the doctors could do. I jacked in my job as a shop assistant and went to college in the hope my dad would live long enough to see me get to University.
He died on May 23rd 2008 at the end of my 2nd year at Uni. I've now just completed my degree and although my dad never lived long enough to see me wear the silly hat and gown, at least he was around to see me through to my third year.
Just thought I'd post this in memory of my dad, who I miss every single day. Also to give other people the opportunity to take a little time out to remember those they loved and lost.
Sugar xx
In 2005 my dad was diagnosed with prostate and bone cancer - he'd had the symptoms for a while but because of embarrassment, he left it too late for any chance fo a cure. Prolonging his life for as long as possible was the best the doctors could do. I jacked in my job as a shop assistant and went to college in the hope my dad would live long enough to see me get to University.
He died on May 23rd 2008 at the end of my 2nd year at Uni. I've now just completed my degree and although my dad never lived long enough to see me wear the silly hat and gown, at least he was around to see me through to my third year.
Just thought I'd post this in memory of my dad, who I miss every single day. Also to give other people the opportunity to take a little time out to remember those they loved and lost.
Sugar xx
Master of Sex
I saw a vid once where dozens of blokes wanked into a jug, an egg was added and the concoction was cooked up into a scrambled 'dish' and fed to a fem. She was gagging as each forkful was shoved into her mouth and I was also gagging as I fumbled to find the 'stop' button. I haven't been able to eat scrambled egg since. Not sexy, not sexy, not sexy! :sticky:
Master of Sex
Thanks mrs B for organising a great evening. Busy and fun as always!!
Met some great new friends and caught up with some lovely old ones - always a pleasure to see them again.
A fantastic night! xxx
Met some great new friends and caught up with some lovely old ones - always a pleasure to see them again.
A fantastic night! xxx
Master of Sex
There's the BBW bash at chameleons, Walsall (Birmingham) on Thurs 21st. Short notice I know but it will be full of SH regulars who would be more than happy to welcome you and show you around. If you're interested, just put your name on the BBW BASH thread (on here). I guarentee you'd have a fantastic time! 
Master of Sex
'Tommy' was filmed in Southsea across the harbour from me and although I know it's not a film, 'Bad Lads Army' was filmed at Browndown, the army training camp a few minutes away from me.
Master of Sex
I'm pretty good at identifiying a trochaic metrical foot from an iambic one ...
An invaluable skill in the 21st Century! (and not a hint of irony there)
Sugar x
An invaluable skill in the 21st Century! (and not a hint of irony there)
Sugar x
Master of Sex
Yes ... try ' '
seriously - no idea. Sorry, can't help you there. Maybe someone else will know.
Sugar x
seriously - no idea. Sorry, can't help you there. Maybe someone else will know.
Sugar x
Master of Sex
Pom had his cut when he was 19 (nothing to do with religion). He said it was agony - even more so when a pretty nurse would come to give him a bed bath and his cock would spring to life, stretching all the stitches!! :shock:
My ex husband was cut too so they seem 'normal' to me - in fact uncut ones look a bit odd ... like they're wearing a little hat.
My ex husband was cut too so they seem 'normal' to me - in fact uncut ones look a bit odd ... like they're wearing a little hat.
Master of Sex
I remember buying my eldest a Sinclair ZX 48K computer with a separate tape section for loading the games. If you wanted to play Trivial pursuit, you'd put the tape in and go and cook dinner it took that long for the programme to load!
Then you'd get back and see 'loading error' on the screen AAARGGG!!
We thought it was pretty amazing though. It seemed so high tech compared to the little tennis game we had when I was in my teens ... black screen rectangular 'bats' and a pixel for a ball. None of my mates had one - we only did because my dad owned an electrical shop and got it wholesale.
He was a bit of a gadget man - liked all the 'new' technology. I remember when he bought a fax machine - it just collected dust because nobody else had one so there was no-one to fax!
Oh the good old days!
Then you'd get back and see 'loading error' on the screen AAARGGG!!
We thought it was pretty amazing though. It seemed so high tech compared to the little tennis game we had when I was in my teens ... black screen rectangular 'bats' and a pixel for a ball. None of my mates had one - we only did because my dad owned an electrical shop and got it wholesale.
He was a bit of a gadget man - liked all the 'new' technology. I remember when he bought a fax machine - it just collected dust because nobody else had one so there was no-one to fax!
Oh the good old days!
Master of Sex
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I agree but I don't have to tick the box until I knowingly have sex with a man who has experienced a sex act with another man. They do not yet ask if you swing
Now comes that question, what is Sex? When is a touch Sex? If a guy roles a condom on to another guy, and then turns him loose on his wife, is that Sex? If a guy wanks another off, is that Sex? If a guy places his fingers around a penis that is in his wife, who is he have Sex with?
From memory, I believe they specify 'a man who has had sexual intercourse or oral sex with another man, with or without a condom'. I don't know if that would bar a woman from donating but it hasn't been an issue for me. Yet.
I think they're going to have to extend the list ...
'Please do not donate if you are a female who has shared a dildo with a with another female who has had an encounter with a bi male (even if he was wearing a haz chem suit)' :lol:
Master of Sex
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
there is a question on the donor form asking if you have had sex with a bi man? :shock:
I'm genuinely surprised
They ask if you have had sex with a man who has ever had intercourse or oral sex with another man even with a condom.
Judging by the number of 'bi male/married/cd/tv/curious/suck-unload-and-leave/yadda yadda' rooms oh SH alone the chances are, yes you have.
If every bloke was absolutely 100% honest about male encounters - even one offs out of curiosity - (and I can see why they wouldn't be judging by the stigma still attached) and the blood banks of the UK were dependant on taking blood from people who had NEVER encountered a man who had indulged in a bit of male on male play then there would probably be barely enough in their reserves to give a transfusion to someone who had cut themselves shaving.
Just my tuppenceworth
Sugar x
Master of Sex
And I thought it was just me who got as turned on as fook by seeing guys together!!
Sugar x
Sugar x
Master of Sex
I haven't had a bath for about 5 years or so ... don't worry, I don't have a swarm of flies following me around - I just prefer a shower. We have a fab shower cabinet thingy that's also a mini steam room, has body jets, blue lighting and a built in radio. Wonderful! We also have a spa bath which I've never used - I just get bored in a bath!
Sugar x
Sugar x
Master of Sex
Quote by tubberoo
please put my name down too bouncy I had a good time last time I went, don't know if I'll be on my own yet.
Were you at the last bbw bash in Feb? Nice meeting you in the room last night - looking forward to saying hi in person.
Sugar x
Master of Sex
I've always thought one section of Roxy Music's 'Dance Away' was a genius play on words.
It's funny how, I could never cry
Until last night and you pass by,
hand in hand with another guy,
you're dressed to kill and guess who's dying?'
So clever!!
It's funny how, I could never cry
Until last night and you pass by,
hand in hand with another guy,
you're dressed to kill and guess who's dying?'
So clever!!
Master of Sex
Land of the matelot - south coast ... smack bang in the middle! And so close to the edge, you'd get wet feet if you went any further
<<<<<< sunset pic looking towards Fawley refinery in Southampton from my local beach, Stokes Bay.
<<<<<< sunset pic looking towards Fawley refinery in Southampton from my local beach, Stokes Bay.
