When I was about 11, I bought my mum a dishmop ... well, it's the thought that counts isn't it?
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Sugar__n__pom
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 63
Bi-curious Male, 64
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Quote by bouncy332
I can't really spare any more annual leave to come to this ... dare I pull a sickie??:
u better had you haven't missed one yet wouldn't be the same without ya
Oh go on then ... stick us on the list
(I feel a headache coming on ... around May 20th to be precise!)
Master of Sex
I can't really spare any more annual leave to come to this ... dare I pull a sickie?? :
: Master of Sex
Thank you Mr & Mrs Bouncy for a wonderful night ... as always, a great crowd and a fab venue. Might be the last time we can attend for a while so really glad we could make it.
Master of Sex
Bad news .... my eldest daughter has decided to set her wedding date for April 25th so we won't be able to come to the social. We are GUTTED!! 
Could you remove us from the list please Jen :sad:
Could you remove us from the list please Jen :sad:
Master of Sex
You know I can't go to any social where you're going to be Harry and not have a cuddle!! It's a given!
Master of Sex
Quote by bouncy332
Q - What's pink and fluffy?
pom's pom poms on his slippers???
LOL!! It's actually 'pink fluff' but I like your answer better!
Master of Sex
We can't imagine going to a club / meet without a thorough shower, shave, donning freshly laundered clothes and, of course, scrubbing our teeth til they sparkle.
Alas, there are some that think 'eau de B.O', manky teeth and clothes that look like they've just been hauled out of the dirty linen basket is acceptable when they're about to meet someone with a view to indulging in the most intimate of human activities. I just don't understand what goes on inside their heads to be honest
Alas, there are some that think 'eau de B.O', manky teeth and clothes that look like they've just been hauled out of the dirty linen basket is acceptable when they're about to meet someone with a view to indulging in the most intimate of human activities. I just don't understand what goes on inside their heads to be honest
Master of Sex
I'll miss HS and her fantastic personality (not to mention the camming) ... Pom will miss her party trick
Sad day
Sad day
Master of Sex
Quote by tb1882
Hi
could i please be added to the list not a member at Chams and never visited a club before so will be a very new experience for me
Tony
tb1882
Yayyy! Well done Tony
Sugar x
Master of Sex
Awww Mel - will miss you!
Bouncy - could you also add the couple and fem I pm'd you about?
We're hoping our 'very good friend' will be able to come too - if so he'll stick his name on here
Hotel is booked ... can't wait! :twisted:
x x x
Bouncy - could you also add the couple and fem I pm'd you about?
We're hoping our 'very good friend' will be able to come too - if so he'll stick his name on here
Hotel is booked ... can't wait! :twisted:
x x x
Master of Sex
Put us down on the list please!
... and I'll put in for yet another night off work
... and I'll put in for yet another night off work
Master of Sex
It's not all one way .... they still snigger at the fact we enjoy a bit of spotted dick
Master of Sex
I think it was £50 when we paid last Feb - not sure if it's gone up
Master of Sex
Quote by cockslut
actually if you visit your gum you'll get as many condoms that you want free, also we now prefer to give the guys a condom (free)that way we know for certain theres only 1 prick innit." no pun intended" be safe.
A fab bit of info there ... now there's NO excuse!
Happy New Year everyone xx
Master of Sex
I graduate from university this year after a tough four years as a mature student. My dream was to have my dad at my graduation as I missed the boat first time around ... was a single teenage mum etc. Unfortunately, my dad lost his battle with cancer a few months ago so won't be there.
But in honour of my dear dad, my resolution is to give my last semester 100% so I get the 2:1 honours degree I'm aiming for.
I'm also going to work on my health and fitness and lose weight.
Bring it on!
But in honour of my dear dad, my resolution is to give my last semester 100% so I get the 2:1 honours degree I'm aiming for.
I'm also going to work on my health and fitness and lose weight.
Bring it on!
Master of Sex
Quote by Djcouple7
But one other thing I would say, we do come across some women who do not have any condoms (if they're there as a couple) I think we all agree sensibility should come from all.
Dave xx
I sort of agree (I had a couple in my bag if only the offending pillock had asked) BUT I have to say I'm getting increasingly pi**ed off with supplying condoms (not cheap) to prats who are too tight fisted to bring their own. I do it to protect myself but it's getting beyond a joke. It's getting to the point where I'll just be saying 'tough luck - you've dipped' in future if they don't have a condom. It's no skin off my nose - I get to f*ck pom anyway.
I don't mean to sound harsh but some men really take the pi** - they want it all and don't want to put the slightest bit of effort in. And they're the ones who give guys a bad name (and I know you're not all the same by any means). But I think a bloke should take as many condoms as he thinks he's going to need plus a couple more in case he gets extra lucky!
Anyway - a Happy SAFE swinging New Year to you all
xx
Master of Sex
We went to a party at a club on Saturday and I (sugar) was having a good time in the pitch black grope room when a guy climbed aboard and basically tried to 'slip it in'. I immediately reached down and grabbed his cock which was distinctly condom-free. 'No barebacking!' I hissed. The offender mumbled an apology, rolled off and disappeared into the darkness.
I was pretty miffed about it - how dare he try to sneak a bareback shag! What a brazen lack of respect for me ... and for himself come to think of it. He obviously has no regard for the potential spread of STDs. I'm 'safe' but he had no way of knowing that and I sure has hell knew nothing about his sexual history.
And quite apart from that, I'm not on the pill as pom has had the snip so he risked getting me pregnant too - inconsiderate prick!!
My point is that when playing, we have to stay vigilant even in the throes of passion because of a*seholes like that. And it's why I don't drink alcohol at clubs and parties.
Oh - and whilst I'm in rant mode ... guys, whilst SOME women might like two fingers rammed into them like a jackhammer on E, not ALL women do. I have never cum that way and am unlikely to. Think of it this way - nobody ever made a pussy-cat purr by hitting it with a baseball bat ... get my drift?
I was pretty miffed about it - how dare he try to sneak a bareback shag! What a brazen lack of respect for me ... and for himself come to think of it. He obviously has no regard for the potential spread of STDs. I'm 'safe' but he had no way of knowing that and I sure has hell knew nothing about his sexual history.
And quite apart from that, I'm not on the pill as pom has had the snip so he risked getting me pregnant too - inconsiderate prick!!
My point is that when playing, we have to stay vigilant even in the throes of passion because of a*seholes like that. And it's why I don't drink alcohol at clubs and parties.
Oh - and whilst I'm in rant mode ... guys, whilst SOME women might like two fingers rammed into them like a jackhammer on E, not ALL women do. I have never cum that way and am unlikely to. Think of it this way - nobody ever made a pussy-cat purr by hitting it with a baseball bat ... get my drift?
Master of Sex
Now I'm confused ... I received an invite although I live hundreds of miles away, am not bi, and didn't express an interest in the first place. I 'think' I declined but now I'm not sure.
Just to clarify, thank you for the invite but we won't be attending for the reasons above.
xx
Just to clarify, thank you for the invite but we won't be attending for the reasons above.
xx
Master of Sex
I had one for 11 years (well,not the same one obviously! ). As a contraceptive it's obviously brilliant as it has the same reliability as being sterilised so I never had to think about it or remember to take a pill etc. My periods all but disappeared - a definite plus.
I gained a lot of weight over the years I used mirena but how much of that can be attributed to the coil itself is debatable. All I know is that in the year since I've had it removed (Pom had the snip), I haven't had the wild mood swings or weight gains.
It does hurt having it inserted - I won't lie - but an experienced doctor will have it over and done with in less than a minute. I'd advise having it done by a family planning doctor who's well practiced. My second one was put in by a GP who was new to it and it took half an hour - giving birth was easier!
As others have said, if you decide to go ahead then give it a couple of months to settle down before deciding whether to keep it in.
Good luck with whatever you decide
). As a contraceptive it's obviously brilliant as it has the same reliability as being sterilised so I never had to think about it or remember to take a pill etc. My periods all but disappeared - a definite plus.I gained a lot of weight over the years I used mirena but how much of that can be attributed to the coil itself is debatable. All I know is that in the year since I've had it removed (Pom had the snip), I haven't had the wild mood swings or weight gains.
It does hurt having it inserted - I won't lie - but an experienced doctor will have it over and done with in less than a minute. I'd advise having it done by a family planning doctor who's well practiced. My second one was put in by a GP who was new to it and it took half an hour - giving birth was easier!
As others have said, if you decide to go ahead then give it a couple of months to settle down before deciding whether to keep it in.
Good luck with whatever you decide
Master of Sex
Quote by sheer_gloss
AS I HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO MYSELF, ID LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SAY SOMETHING. IVE HAD A DIFFICULT YEAR BUT WITHOUT THE BBW CHATROOM AND THE FRIENDS I HAVE MADE IN THERE I DONT KNOW HOW I WOULD HAVE MANAGED. A GREAT BUNCH OF PEOPLE SOME OF WHOM HAVE BECOME GOOD FRIENDS. SO ID LIKE TO WISH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU A VERY VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A FANTASTIC NEW YEAR. HAPPY SWINGING FOLKS AND DONT FORGET BBWS RULE. SHEER_GLOSS (JENNY)
Merry Christmas Jen. You're a wonderful, genuine lady and deserve every happiness ... so may 2009 be a fabulous year for you, me and everyone who comes into the best room on SH
Sugar (Deb) x x x
Master of Sex
To my dad ... passed away in May after a long & painful illness - my first Christmas without you
xxx
To my son Alex ... missing you every day
xxx
To my nephew James ... still can't believe you've gone
xxx
To my niece Felicity ... have fun with the angels sweetheart
xxx
xxx
To my son Alex ... missing you every day
xxx
To my nephew James ... still can't believe you've gone
xxx
To my niece Felicity ... have fun with the angels sweetheart
xxx
Master of Sex
S&P? (Scans the memory banks lol)
We've met some lovely people on our adventures but one fantastic guy stands out as close to perfect (you know who you are :rose: ) He's our regular play mate and long may it continue.
We've met some lovely people on our adventures but one fantastic guy stands out as close to perfect (you know who you are :rose: ) He's our regular play mate and long may it continue.
