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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52

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Quote by codboy
lamination is good, but i feel the thrunge, needs more than heat soaked plastic. seriously. i am soooo new i need guidance from you guys. recently sep'd and in need of the way of the sword.

Sure you are not in need of a pair of scissors and some sticky back plastic to stick your thrunges together mate? :silly:
Quote by codboy
odd is of course my middle name, but i do have a totally diffent persona. some are scared by this, however, some are aroused by this and want to probe further.

So Cod Odd Boy, why the fishy username and what do people generally like to prod you with? rolleyes
(Welcome, by the way. You are an endangered species and depletion is nigh....so I hope you find your chips and are nicely breaded by teatime. Love sunbunny xxxx)
Well the lovely Mr Vix ( lol ) was kind enough to flash me an avatar but alas it is not yet in full working order.
I will have to creep some more and threaten him with snogs before it is ready for public consumption...... cool
I like the way they say the handling is included......is that like a self-wanking willy???
Make a good Father's Day pressie..... rolleyes wink
I also think it is up to the parents to control their kids' eating habits, not the schools, necessarily. What you feed your children at home accounts for much more, and these habits will stay with them for life.
It enfuriates me that people who live on crap and laugh at the contents of a healthy fridge can criticise school dinners. mad mad
Hey Wishy, you sure Flirty Fruitcake is going? He hasn't posted on the forum since about november.......??
Quote by westerross
Can you manage both - pleeeeeease??

Tell me how to do the swap thing Tune and I will...... wink
Has anybody else here found they prefer to use an item of clothing otherwise meant for another use, when getting dressed to play?
I refer to my avatar <<<<<<< and wondered if I was the only one who used a belt in this way. (I also like it tied around my neck like a lead..... wink )
Should I go back to my bum or stick with the baps ?
Quote by Scandal
All the tarts will be here soon lol

Only on a Sundae mate. (but I'm here anyway, dont want to miss anything.....)
I have champagne WBB....chuck us over a strawb and I'll dip it in for you..... wink
Quote by bikerdave
iam a guy but never been to a swingin club was going to but chickend out.

If you think that's gonna impress Polo, you really have no idea lol
I take it she hasn't PMd you with details and a rendezvous time?
Come on Biker Dave, don't be the chicken, be the cock, or you will miss out on so much fun.... wink
Quote by AwaysRandy
i werent thinkin platter so much as splatter -all over your baps if your lucky wink
So how about it baby are you ready? my cars already runnin cool

So where are you then big boy?
Sittin here waiting with three dairylea triangles ready to have my baps splattered.
sillyhwoar:
Quote by Parrot
Thanks, guys.
**Runs off to count how many cigs left**

Feed them to the parrot parrot. Little bit of yoghurt....scrummy. :lickface:
Good luck mate. You can do it.
Quote by PoloLady
G-Spot is the sadest hell-hole excuse for a swingers club in the whole world - what you meant was you got to watch some live action - wow

Doesn't quite hit the spot then Polo? lol
Know where I can get a job lot of AAAs to power my rocket then?
Wouldn't want you having more fun than me...... :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
For those of you who think such an act is foolish, pointless, ridiculous to even consider and would never ever dream of doing such a thing - you are truely poor my friends.
For those of you who wished you could do something totally childish and not care - there is no spoon!
For those of you who know how to lose that adult hinibition from time to time - enjoy your wealth and richness in life.

The lady has woken up all philosophical today.
Does your love of wheels mean you will be wearing rollerskates in the club on friday night? Won't that give you an unfair advantage? Should I bring my detachable rocket so that I can keep up with you?
Quote by Libra-Love
Get me the F&B manager now!
I'm sure I was offered breakfast in bed...and I expect to get what I came for.

No point having a go at the Mods if you posted in the wrong section and got no hits love. You should be in the Café! wink
Quote by AwaysRandy
quite frankly I like dairylea too much! biggrin

So where do you like to spread it? Are you a bap boy or a bun man? rolleyes Or do you prefer the Scandinavian open sandwich? wink
Should it go on the cheese platters at the party or remain an undercover currency?
Quote by AwaysRandy
Yeah babe, you can invite me to your party anyday wink . Quick baby, invite me round, my car will get me there in no time. biggrin I'm hungry, and i have a big appetite
I can be very bad if you want me to be biggrin . I do have a very good looking brother aswell, hes in the 1st year of 6th form.. We can definitely do a 2-for-1 special for you baby so come check out our vegetable section wink . You’ll find all the firm cucumbers you need ther babe. biggrin
You should let me & my bro come round and take all your clothes off, we’ll dance on your table biggrin. An we promise we will try our best not to cool you down – you won't find us hanging around the garden. biggrin You can have the both of us if you know what I mean wink .
And yeah baby, I like pizza.
cool
Ps can do the door for you cool

rotflmao cool rotflmao
But what's in your lunchbox?
And how do I know you won't start bartering dairylea triangles for kisses off the guests?
Quote by Silk and Big G
They used to have one but the RSPCA closed it and confiscated all the animals .

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
They all go dogging now. Follow that sheepdog!
Quote by Scandal

I used to be a waitor in this place, used to go round the tables offering it to women on a plate but too many people got the wrong idea about me
Let me just check.......Scandal........Quiet little guy with the funny accent

and I couldn't find too many women to nibble on my falafel, they just wanted me to clear up the mess after them and asked what my service was like. rolleyes lol
QUE?
Did you tell them you learn it from a book? And how do you explain the mice nibbling at the cheese, eh?
Quote by MikeNorth
Superb post SunBunny - I like your style....
Mike.

Thanks. I like your new avatar... It's very cool
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Superb post SunnyBunny rotflmao worship Pure quality worship
redface thanks. It came about after a non-sober post-dinner wink wink discussion this lovely weekend. I was feeling inspired.
I've just got to say I love this! Almost as good as John Steinbeck's opening chapter to Cannery Row.

kiss Thanks Tune, I will have to get hold of this book now. See who has the same warped mind as me.
Quote by nomis123
Does she smoke?

no but i do
She really gets you going, eh?
Quote by morbiusUK
Ah but can she be trusted not to run off with Action Man?

More importantly... the Aston Martin!!
If sally discovers the air bags she may fall in love and take the car to live in a dogging field, surrounded by horny balloons. wink
Quote by PoloLady
Like you two don't know everything you need to know already rolleyes lol

Everything???? :shock:
You think I had time to quiz him on his upbringing and favourite holiday destination? You trying to tarnish my reputation? wink
AwaysRandy....
Would daddy mind if you took a semi-naked entourage?
Can I help you with translating for all the chicas bonitas?
Have you booked me a veggie in-flight meal yet?
Great post and I totally see where you are coming from. The birds in my garden are more fed up with burnt toast than I am. I have found soup to be a winner - quite hard to burn.
Quote by racer3
bloody hell sunbunny, i bet your fingers were sore after typing that lot.

Racer my fingers are well trained and ever agile. . . I don't let them lay idle for too long. wink
Quote by da69ve
How about Pineapple chunks and custard for dessert??

And what has Vix done to upset you???
Its the pineapple and cheese on cocktail sticks thats worrying me - all those sharp edges - and the bits that get left are always dry and funny-tasting - like they've been left out too long and are past their best.