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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
And what about cold weather? I have to avoid wearing thin cotton in unheated establishments for four months of the year FFS.
And God bless the good Lord for such things. Dont think he's a bloke do you????
the (always appreciative) Laird
xx
Did I say I didn't like breasts???
No reason why the Lord can't appreciate them as a female.....with a bitch of a sense of humour....I mean, only a female could dream up something as laughable as balls....
Quote by ukkeith
take my balls for instance, what in the world did the good lord think when he put them on the out side of my body and then slipping them in to a flimsy little skin bag and then slinging the between my legs, make any sense to you?
As logical as it was to put globe-like mammaries on women's chests with nipples that protrude when chilly - I mean - did he not consider the difficulties of boob tubes, and the fact that disco does not mean knock yourself out? And what about cold weather? I have to avoid wearing thin cotton in unheated establishments for four months of the year FFS.
:crazy: :doh:How many girls do we need now? This I have GOT to see. You have a captive audience already Dave, you cannot let us down now.
So glad I was directed to this thread. .........come on ladies. Just a few more. For me? Please?
Oh - and my wishlist...
to realise the fantasies I came on here to realise. They involve lots of men and live in my filthy imagination. For now. . .
.... and in the meantime I still have a hell of lot of fun.
So glad I was directed to this thread. .........come on ladies. Just a few more. For me? Please?
Oh - and my wishlist...
to realise the fantasies I came on here to realise. They involve lots of men and live in my filthy imagination. For now. . .
.... and in the meantime I still have a hell of lot of fun.
Quote by PoloLady
You're not scary you are funny, ooops sorry, no I meant you are a babe. No, no, oh fluck, sorry no I meant you are cool. No, bollocks that's not what I meant. I'd give you a call and explain but I lost your number!
Just tell her you wanna fuck her Polo - you know you want to.
Surely bullying involves a victim who is virtually defenceless?
Toyboy did not have to keep on adding to Libra's thread - he went on posting for ten pages, regardless or our (obviously - to anyone with half a brain) teasing. I even asked him in one of my posts if this was a wind-up - he could have backed out at any minute but appeared to be enjoying the banter as much as we were. When he realised we were all joking he politely took his leave.
In his other thread, where he offended a mod, he had already got to know a few of us and I think that the teasing nature of Libra's thread carried on into this next one, but it came up against different SH members who were more shocked by his bolshy arrogant style.
Remember that he had the option to back down. He chose to be picked on, attacked, baited, played with - he seemed to want it, kept coming back for more.
He was just too young to be playing here, in my opinion.
And although we are all old enough to know better, we thrive on personalities like him, it makes for such bloody good entertainment, and no one meant any harm, really.
Toyboy did not have to keep on adding to Libra's thread - he went on posting for ten pages, regardless or our (obviously - to anyone with half a brain) teasing. I even asked him in one of my posts if this was a wind-up - he could have backed out at any minute but appeared to be enjoying the banter as much as we were. When he realised we were all joking he politely took his leave.
In his other thread, where he offended a mod, he had already got to know a few of us and I think that the teasing nature of Libra's thread carried on into this next one, but it came up against different SH members who were more shocked by his bolshy arrogant style.
Remember that he had the option to back down. He chose to be picked on, attacked, baited, played with - he seemed to want it, kept coming back for more.
He was just too young to be playing here, in my opinion.
And although we are all old enough to know better, we thrive on personalities like him, it makes for such bloody good entertainment, and no one meant any harm, really.
Quote by Bloke2005
"I've started to see someone else but ain't sure if it's a dead cert yet so want you to stick around until I am."
Quote by PoloLady
From a single male aged under 35 it means......
I am not that into you, but, I don't want to tell you to fuck off just in case I get desperate for a shag.
Quote by doctorg
You're so cynical Polo
She's not the only one who's cynical. She is spot on, as is Bloke.
Happened to me.
Let us not forget that thinking is something only people who think about things do. The single male aged under 30 (35 is a bit steep Polo) has been known to thinkvery differently, with another part of the body, lower down, often hard.
Quote by da69ve
just got in from work , awww , has he gone? gone forever? what a shamehe really won me over , i`ll miss him dearly , farewell toyboy , we could have been so good together ,,,sigh :cry:
Don't worry there's plenty more where he come from......so you may not be waiting long!!
Just don't let me anywhere near them, please.
I'm sorry. As one of the main culprits I admit I goaded him every step of the way on Libra's thread but he really was asking for it.
I asked him if his brother was still at school - as a joke - he came back with yeah baby hes 1st year 6th form - like I'm gonna be impressed.....He didn't read half the posts (can't have) and insulted more people than he flirted with.
He sent me PMs while we were posting on the thread asking me for naked pics and a serious ( :shock: ) meet. I didnt reply to his PMs cos I was too busy posting on what turned out to be a highly entertaining thread. I could see he was not gonna last long and quite franlkly didnt care once we'd got past the Yeah Baby crap and the 'I can last for hours' scenario.
Call me cynical but that was one newbie that needed a bloody good baiting. We had fun at his expense, yes, but I bet he got a wank or two out of it, and I bet we taught him SOMETHING, be it something small, nevertheless. People cannot come on here presuming girls like me with a naked arse are gonna want to jump into bed with him.
I will, however, restrain myself next time...
It was the Sig that got me going. Cocky little tyke.
I asked him if his brother was still at school - as a joke - he came back with yeah baby hes 1st year 6th form - like I'm gonna be impressed.....He didn't read half the posts (can't have) and insulted more people than he flirted with.
He sent me PMs while we were posting on the thread asking me for naked pics and a serious ( :shock: ) meet. I didnt reply to his PMs cos I was too busy posting on what turned out to be a highly entertaining thread. I could see he was not gonna last long and quite franlkly didnt care once we'd got past the Yeah Baby crap and the 'I can last for hours' scenario.
Call me cynical but that was one newbie that needed a bloody good baiting. We had fun at his expense, yes, but I bet he got a wank or two out of it, and I bet we taught him SOMETHING, be it something small, nevertheless. People cannot come on here presuming girls like me with a naked arse are gonna want to jump into bed with him.
I will, however, restrain myself next time...
It was the Sig that got me going. Cocky little tyke.
Yeah the forum is a different game to the ads hun. Here we talk a bit more...get to know each other....have a laugh....we dont go rushing right in (not successfully anyway, in most cases....)
Chill out....have a giggle...post some.....tell us more about yourself....take your time. Whats the rush?
Chill out....have a giggle...post some.....tell us more about yourself....take your time. Whats the rush?
Quote by randy ray
Hi im a goodlooking lad with a partner but geting bored so im looking to meet women for sex and nothing but sex! if u feel you can give me a good time or show me thing or 2 plz get back to me! oh and its a first for me as ive never done something like this b4.
Ok buster.
We (us women) are not here to 'show you a good time' or 'teach you something'.
We are here because out of the hundreds of men we hope to find some that are compatible, sexy, entertaining, respectful and GOOD IN BED.
Does your girlfriend know you are here?
I have neither been picked up by nor have 'pulled' a couple in a bar or club. How do they know I am bi? How do I know the couple I may fancy would be appreciative of my sexuality?
Personally, SH is the only place I have been approached by couples, and where I have felt comfortable enough to reveal my love of both sexes from a 'pulling' point of view.
Personally, SH is the only place I have been approached by couples, and where I have felt comfortable enough to reveal my love of both sexes from a 'pulling' point of view.
Quote by Silk and Big G
I missed the lynchin , but you people are better than this . He was too easy
Yes he was - but like I said to him - he was too good to be true.
It was a question of make the most of him - WHILE HE LASTS.
(poor boy. Talk about wrong place wrong time. If he'd tagged onto the Tossers! thread he may still be here. He would have felt more comfortable and able to contribute more thought-provoking posts.....)
