Quote by freckledbird
Shit. I really fancied him.
Don't worry, you have a blow-up doll in his image :therethere:
Yes I'm pumping it as we speak. You may mock........but I'm quite good at blowing..
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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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What kind of a place is this people???
Er....it's a swinging site.
I thought you people are here to have fun, meet new people, have fun with others you like etc...
WE DO.
But all you seem like is a bunch of pussy's that are too shy or scared to have any fun with anyone else
We are having a LOT of fun. Together. With you. You think I'm shy? Cos I don't send you naked pictures of myself and arrange a meet for tonight?
I came here looking for women to have fun with
So do zillions of others.
its like trying to have a conversation with an elephant, in other words not very informing or progressive :shock:
You have to read the posts properly to understand our humour. We have all been here a long time, and you appear to not see some things when they are gawping right at you.
Can anyone prove me wrong ?
Hundreds and hundreds.
Have you not had fun tonight?
Er....it's a swinging site.
I thought you people are here to have fun, meet new people, have fun with others you like etc...
WE DO.
But all you seem like is a bunch of pussy's that are too shy or scared to have any fun with anyone else
We are having a LOT of fun. Together. With you. You think I'm shy? Cos I don't send you naked pictures of myself and arrange a meet for tonight?
I came here looking for women to have fun with
So do zillions of others.
its like trying to have a conversation with an elephant, in other words not very informing or progressive :shock:
You have to read the posts properly to understand our humour. We have all been here a long time, and you appear to not see some things when they are gawping right at you.
Can anyone prove me wrong ?
Hundreds and hundreds.
Have you not had fun tonight?
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
As my post said bloke2005 I aint and never will be gay, sorry :!:
Honey its a BI test - doesnt mean you're suddenly queer. We wouldn't think you were if you did the test. You're far too manly for that.
It's all part of Swinging Heaven Threesome etiquette. You want to fit in dont you?
Quote by hornyred and dino
thank you thank you thank you,hey sunbunny, why dont we do him together,its obvious hes too much for us on a one to one, but if we both have him together then maybe , just maybe we can keep up and last the distance . what d`ya say BABY ?
I say okay. You and Me and the sexy toyboy and Bloke2005. That way toyboy can do his bi-test first and then sort us two out. Now thats what I call fun......
When are you all free guys?
Quote by Scandal
I'm washing my hair tonight......
Nicely put SunBunny
Is it the kind of hairwashing where you walk round the corner, bump into someone and bang your head before having a quick shag in the alley behind the chippy?
No it's the type of hairwashing where I get to tell my favourite joke.
How much does an Essex Girl (no relation
) pay for shampoo?Pand ten innit.
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Post it. These guys are not easily shocked. We like to share, after all.......
Ok, well I just want to say that I am genuine and serious. Everything I have said to you is serious, im not messing you about and I aint to good to be true. Im not on this site for a laugh, im a serious member.Everything I have said about myself is all true. I know you like the look of me and I like the look of you so I would really like to meet up with you
An the rest I will send to you by pm babe
:inlove: :happy: :inlove:
Well I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to do.
I'll wait and see what delights I recieve in my inbox before making my decision. Sorry Hornyred but if he's that good he'll be worth waiting for.
(By the way toyboy, you do realise I am old enough to be your mother, don't you?)
Quote by Rainbows
Aah Sunbunny - Can I be your baby? I drive a VW golf and can go for hours
Oh - and I wear really expensive shades like.
Do you have a sister and how old is she? Seriously now. I don't mind 6th formers. . . and I can be very disciplined if she has homework.....
So what is it Rainbow cheeks?
Quote by Comparison
I like the mature look...
OOOOOOOOOOOO,,,,,,,,you bugger............Mr Comparison says he'd be more than happy to verify that you like the mature look if you gave him a go........lol
You'll have to wait Mr Comparison. Toyboy and Toyboy 2 are busy trying to strip me naked and keep me hot and bubbling here. Come back in four minutes (maybe three) and they should be done.
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Well my dad wouldnt ever do anything like this as hes happily married
He hasn't met me yet...
So your just gonna have to have me & me brother sort you out & show you what you've been missing all these years
Finally you come to me. I have been waiting all my life to meet someone like you. And you have a beautiful young brother as well. Bliss.
An I know now, that your just keep on coming back for more
Don't stop now baby.
This is a wind-up, right???
Ooops - looks like Da69ve's moved the goalposts toyboy. Austin Powers really does it for me. Yeah Baby.
Do you want to bring your dad on in this one, (is he nice???? I like the mature look... ), or are you confident that you and your kid brother can beat the master and woo me into submission?
Do you want to bring your dad on in this one, (is he nice???? I like the mature look...
), or are you confident that you and your kid brother can beat the master and woo me into submission? 