could I please have a party info pack?
pretty please?
Many thanks.......
Now all I need to do is decide what the bleedin 'ell to wear and I'll be all set...... :evil2:
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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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Quote by Calista
"All aboard the Skylark" was from a kids programme called Noah & Nelly
I loved that programme but no one round here remembers it ... that and the Schmoo ... no one remembers that either
I remember....
and what about the clangers? They were my absolute faves.
Crystal Tips and Alisdair.....I always longed for hair like hers, and Top Cat was another one...loved the intro, still remember the music.
Ooh it's taking me back to the innocence of youth and beans on toast after school...
My advice would be....Don't get your hopes up too high that you set yourself up for a fall. Keep cool. . . Better to be surprised than disappointed.
I think MSN / texting relationships can be quite dangerous for this reason. What blows your socks off online may not have the same wow factor when delivered in person. Reality is often not as exciting........but there again, it often is....
Hope it works out good funk...just be careful. xx
I think MSN / texting relationships can be quite dangerous for this reason. What blows your socks off online may not have the same wow factor when delivered in person. Reality is often not as exciting........but there again, it often is....
Hope it works out good funk...just be careful. xx
I find this very interesting because a guy I used to see suddenly decided to stop kissing me - after a year of full-on snogs whenever we met.
As this happened in tandem with a few other things that made me feel uncomfortable, I thought he didn't like me, and ditched him.
When he weedled his way back a few weeks later to apologise for being a dick (he was), he also mentioned that he had stopped kissing girls six month ago. Any girls.
After slapping him for not telling me sooner he told me he couldn't cope with the intimacy of it as an active single man.
I think it's both realistic and sad, but have seen it starting to happen as men disassociate their emotions from the matter in hand. Maybe they are right to protect themselves, but where does that leave the women who just love to snog their lips sore
Kissing on a first meet? Not sure. I think the guy (or girl) would have to think about whether they would be welcomed or spat on.
BRING BACK KISSING.
As this happened in tandem with a few other things that made me feel uncomfortable, I thought he didn't like me, and ditched him.
When he weedled his way back a few weeks later to apologise for being a dick (he was), he also mentioned that he had stopped kissing girls six month ago. Any girls.
After slapping him for not telling me sooner he told me he couldn't cope with the intimacy of it as an active single man.
I think it's both realistic and sad, but have seen it starting to happen as men disassociate their emotions from the matter in hand. Maybe they are right to protect themselves, but where does that leave the women who just love to snog their lips sore
Kissing on a first meet? Not sure. I think the guy (or girl) would have to think about whether they would be welcomed or spat on.
BRING BACK KISSING.
I guess I was also inspired by my theatrical entertainment last night - Acorn Antiques, The Musical - superb bit of writing from the fantastic Victoria Wood - I have long been a fan of her work and wish I had written dinnerladies..... :cry:
I highly recommend it if you fancy a giggle (Haymarket Theatre) - she and Julie Walters share the main role of Mrs Overall, alternate nights...but Celia Imrie as Babs steals the show, for me.
I'm still giggling.
I highly recommend it if you fancy a giggle (Haymarket Theatre) - she and Julie Walters share the main role of Mrs Overall, alternate nights...but Celia Imrie as Babs steals the show, for me.
I'm still giggling.
Okay I had to share this with you.
Wrote it on my way home tonight.....inspired by someone reminding me about the poetry thread. I never go in there because I dread more distraction ....but I had a good read last night and was very impressed.
I haven't posted this in there because I think it is something that others may like to add to
Reading the thread made me realise how seldom I write poetry these days, so I present to you some pure drivel.
Nursery Rhymes by SunBunny (Rhymes for when the brats are at nursery)
Three blind mice
See how they run
Their wives ran off with some sewer rats
Their spectacles lost in the ensuing mess
The mistresses know and are waiting in bed
For three blind mice
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came first like a pipe just burst
And Jack wondered who the bleedin ‘ell was shaftin ‘er
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean
They advertised for size 10s and 16-stoners
But the only replies came from gay boys and big mommas
So they left, disillusioned, that peculiar scene
(and ended up in sausage-stuffing in stuffy old Cheam)
Mary had a little arse whose cheeks were white as snow
Busy one night down the club she got mistook
for a clean-surfaced sniffable stool
On her knees she discovered
That her behind was now uncovered
And being seductively blown by a straw
She got up too quickly
And he scarpered quite niftily
Leaving her buggered with her knickers on the floor
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the greedy girls’ men were messily premature in the hall
At the sight of Humpty humping his own pinkish egg-like balls :eeek:
Wrote it on my way home tonight.....inspired by someone reminding me about the poetry thread. I never go in there because I dread more distraction ....but I had a good read last night and was very impressed.
I haven't posted this in there because I think it is something that others may like to add to
Reading the thread made me realise how seldom I write poetry these days, so I present to you some pure drivel.
Nursery Rhymes by SunBunny (Rhymes for when the brats are at nursery)
Three blind mice
See how they run
Their wives ran off with some sewer rats
Their spectacles lost in the ensuing mess
The mistresses know and are waiting in bed
For three blind mice
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came first like a pipe just burst
And Jack wondered who the bleedin ‘ell was shaftin ‘er
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean
They advertised for size 10s and 16-stoners
But the only replies came from gay boys and big mommas
So they left, disillusioned, that peculiar scene
(and ended up in sausage-stuffing in stuffy old Cheam)
Mary had a little arse whose cheeks were white as snow
Busy one night down the club she got mistook
for a clean-surfaced sniffable stool
On her knees she discovered
That her behind was now uncovered
And being seductively blown by a straw
She got up too quickly
And he scarpered quite niftily
Leaving her buggered with her knickers on the floor
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the greedy girls’ men were messily premature in the hall
At the sight of Humpty humping his own pinkish egg-like balls :eeek:
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Similar here, like my arse smacked with a hand, but I like my genitals (hate that word its sooooooo clinical), with a cock, short fast little slaps right on the...........................................eerrrmmmmmmmmm I'll stop now :twisted:
Oh please don't it was just getting interesting bubbleboobs
Quote by SunBunny
I would be lying if I said I hadn't.
I haven't....
much...
In retrospect I feel I should say that that was in the past and I have definitely learned from my mistakes. Do as you would be done by.....if it is at all possible....
Quote by well_busty_babe
I have cheated in the past. I don’t regret it though to be honest as in the end it turned out to be the way to end a relationship that neither of us was happy in.
Hear hear. You are so right WBB. If I hadn't met the guy I met I may still be there, a dried up old prune.
Dear PoloLady
It appears that my first disciplinary victim is being very elusive and therefore his punishment has now doubled. I thought it prudent to inform you publically on this matter, lest he decided to shirk his disciplinary and go crying to the CEO. Should he do this he will be paraded at the next munch in nothing but my bunny tail, DD cups over his ears and a carrot up his jacksie.
It also appears that this is my 500th post and so any complaints regarding my new role should be rejected and ridiculed.
I hereby declare myself as worthy as I have ever been of delivering such serious professional duties to assist in SH Trading Standards and the integrity of all members before and after misuse.
Could the accused please step forward and take his punishment like a man.
Yours,
SunBunny.
It appears that my first disciplinary victim is being very elusive and therefore his punishment has now doubled. I thought it prudent to inform you publically on this matter, lest he decided to shirk his disciplinary and go crying to the CEO. Should he do this he will be paraded at the next munch in nothing but my bunny tail, DD cups over his ears and a carrot up his jacksie.
It also appears that this is my 500th post and so any complaints regarding my new role should be rejected and ridiculed.
I hereby declare myself as worthy as I have ever been of delivering such serious professional duties to assist in SH Trading Standards and the integrity of all members before and after misuse.
Could the accused please step forward and take his punishment like a man.
Yours,
SunBunny.
Quote by PoloLady
I am happy to announce the appointment of a new role within the agency. With immediate effect SunBunny will be taking on the role of Internal Disciplinary Officer for the agency. Her key duty will be to investigate any conduct complaints regarding our Officers investigations.
PoloLady
CEO, SHTSA
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
:notes:
I hereby endeavour to perform my honoured role to the best of my ability and subsequently report back any member indiscrepancies, big or small, to the appropriate authorities, with a full and graphical summary and if necessary, the odd specimen.
Any conduct complaints regarding Officers' investigations will be subject to a detailed and lengthy disciplinary and no body part will be released from my control until I am satisfied that said officer is worthy of my discipline and suitably punished for misleading the obedient masses and, quite frankly, not doing their job properly.
I humbly salute you Our Lady Of The Polo,
Your insatiable, grateful, ever-willing servant,
Sunbunny
Internal Disciplinary Officer for the SH Trading Standards (avatar division).
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Quote by Marcuso
So basically, if I wanted to compete for sunbunny's affections at the munch all I'd have to do would be
1 Play her a song on her web....like a harpist
2 Take her an offering....dead spider or something
3 Tie her up.....so she don't eat me
4 Shag her with both my "pedipalps"...and break one off.........OUCH!!!
5 Run like feck so she don't eat me.
So you won't be looking for a blowjob then love? pump up the pedipalps just in case....
