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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52

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So Libra do we have you begging or what? Kinky's getting almost excited as me here.............
Libra....on you knees girl.
I have to make it hard for you.
Apparently.
Quote by Libra-Love
Libra....you leave me no option.... lol

Yipee!
Me first :twisted:
:rude: @ Kinky
Who said you were first darling?.....
Kinky....she's pushing in......
Have to say guys can't wait to meet you all. I've been looking forward to munching for months and I intend to enjoy myself immensely.
Libra Love you are such a snog-hogger. I don't want soggy leftovers so maybe I will stand two steps in front of you and catch them while they're hot..... lol
Only joking. I'll watch. wink
Ghostie - hope you had an invite loved your gentle hint. Are you coming in character or are you naturally scary?
See you all there. I'll be the one smiling. lol
Quote by Fun_!!

Also get them to pay me??? oh my god your meant to know exactly what dogging is about so you shouldnt bring money into all this you need to get a few things straight about dogging and you should know better. When a meet takes place a few things need to be taken into consideration and thats what being proessional is all about.

:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
You picked the wrong Mod to have a go at Fun !!
I think Blue knows all about dogging etiquette and being proessional . lol
Quote by bluexxx
yeah it sould be ok because im not a typical guy i would handle a meet in a professional way and a mature way and be very polite and respectul to whoever i met.

And what do you mean," professional" way? You're surely not trying to CHARGE people for the pleasure of your company? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think he means he would handle it as if it were a director/secretary situation....as of course a strapping 19 yr old boxer would.... wink
Good luck sweetie patience is a virtue xx
Quote by BaldEagle
Christmas Turkey is good for a group session.
(think about it)
wink

Bit of a plucked turkey yourself aren't you bald eagle?
Do you have pussy envy, perhaps, with all this talk of frigid chicks and big cavities...??? rolleyes
Quote by kinkyluton
shhh about my paddle....they dont know about that yet

They do now. lol
Quote by Libra-Love
If I had a penis for a day I'd head straight to the ex's house and fuck him like he use to me.
Badly rotflmao

:evil2:
Quote by Libra-Love
I'd like to see how much and how lumpy or not I cum redface :P

What a picturesque thought libra. Thanks for that. confused
Quote by kinkyluton
its not funny u two,,,,its minging
whos got a paper bag for me

Feck off! I need my one for me!.... Better make sure yours isn't a brown paper bag with eye holes in either - I hate going to parties and seeing people wearing the same outfit as me! *tsk*
rolleyes
na i make mine a black 1..........i wish i was georgous :cry:
Kinky the girls can all wear blindfolds for you darling then they won't see your pimple when they snog you and you can whip out your paddle for a quick slap. wink
Hi Danny, fantastic first post, fantastic credentials, no need to say make yourself feel at home cos you already did. When I first joined this circus I became totally addicted and suddenly had no life other than this one. Watch out for the sexy suction of swinging heaven. And get your name down for a munch or two, sure you will not be turned away lol
You say your bum depends on if one goes for looks or feel....so in which category do you put yours? And on whose say-so?
Happy chatting xx
Quote by MQ
then I would get really upset because I couldn't get laid from my first 'wanna shag' PM. lol

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Nice one babe. xx
I would play with my willy in bed all day and see how big I could make it get. Then I would hit the town...go pick up a floozy and see what its like to be a right little fucker. lol
Quote by MQ
Mine was a rather uninspired shortening of a nick I use elsewhere as I couldn't think of anything interesting when I registered.

As I'm sure I have already mentioned to you my favourite rubber glove lady, I used to think you were Mary Quant...then I realised she was long dead. lol
I like MQ. Very mysterious.. . . . . wink
I was lying on a beach in tenerife thinking how much I ADORE the sun...always have. I even have a sun tattoo on my back.
The name just came to me, and I forgot all about it. . . . . then a year later it popped back into my head when thinking of a username.
I can't remember NOT being sunbunny now, she is my alter ego.
Hi Scoot. I know a Scoot in North Somerset so it could well be you. People move around a lot and you never know who you are going to bump into online. I reckon you should sound out potential meets beforehand and get an idea about whether they are worth meeting or not...like Rainbows said...you could come across a real gem on your doorstep.
Sorry I pressed submit by mistake cos I was laughing.
Its better....... (slightly) lol
Quote by fitlondonlad
maybe i have come on here with the wrong impression then i shouldnt have said to be teached things, just wanted to draw some attachtion i suppose..
i'll rephrase it
all of the above but if your looking for a HOT 21 year old to show you what sex should be like dop me a pm ;)
Quote by Vix
Thanx for the welcome. Nice picture :shock:

What am I?? Chopped liver?
:cry:
lol
I think we have a case of tit envy lol
Vix, he didn't like my pic either. Maybe he was throwing up when he read our posts.
I said 'relative' virgin because you are asking for an older women to show you the moves . . . ie: someone more experienced than yourself. I didnt imagine for a minute you were a virgin hun.
Just wanted to explain that girls on here are not overly keen on 'teaching' 21 year-olds....that's all. I like younger guys but don't like to be expected to teach them.
Hey - you may well get lucky. I'm just trying to help. xx
At the risk of getting accused of newbie-baiting.....(I can take the punishment - I think), and without meaning to offend..... Tommy me lad....us girlies on here (real, 30+ , sexy, experienced etc etc etc...there are probably ONE or TWO...) have (occasionally) better things to do than teach relative virgins how to perform in the bedroom department. You and half the population needs us....and quite frankly....
I'm far too busy today.
Might be better if you hang around a little and get to know some of us before expecting a free sex lesson. Hey, if you've already been PMd, I sincerely apologise.
Welcome anyway....good luck xx
You say you're overweight but working on it....is that why you vomit so much?
Why don't you just eat less and shag more? Much easier and a hell of a lot more sociable......... wink
By the way......welcome. Another nutter. Where do they all flock from I wonder...... rolleyes
i'm sorry that was dead nasty. But it made me very angry to read this thread from a total newbie . I hope I didn't offend...they are only cyber kicks. Won't really hurt anyone....(except perhaps an over-sensitive immature dummy-thrower)
Is it safe to come out now? Is hornyBITCH gone?
I am sooooo fed up with clique threads. These people waltz in from nowhere and start telling us what a shite site this is. Did anyone invite them? Did anyone tell them it would be like walking in to 3000 hugs and that they would automatically get all our attention and sexual favours, as well as lifelong friendship?
Jesus. It makes me so angry. hornybitch if you are reading.....
:kick: :kick: :kick:
Sorry, I am very non-violent but maybe you should find a child-friendly site where everyone thinks the sun shines out your :moon: the minute you walk in.
Bye....... wave
Morning's best for a sneaky browse
I like to do it naked 'cept for rubber gloves......
Quote by racer3
hope you will exchange some banter with me sunbunny, i promise not to munch your apples lol
whats banter? is it rude?

It can be...........depends how many drinks you buy me. wink