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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52

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Quote by freckledbird
Or maybe he's press and he's going to print them all off and publish them in NOTW tomorrow :shock:

There will be absolute outrage. :shock:
Quote by racer3
hot sex in essex???? must be in a different essex to me, its bloody freezing here.
not the weather to ripen your apples sunbunny lol

You and your bloody apples. lol
I'm not going to Essex till next week mate... was merely passing by....
Quote by kinkyessex
So you think it's not looking hopefull if I've had 74 views and not much posting since 11 this morning? I'm learning wink

Well I think if people were up for it they would have let you know by now. This munch is something I , for one, have been looking forward to for months.....it will be my first but I have been on the forums a while. Generally munches are for people who have exchanged a lot of banter beforehand...not saying newbies arent welcome/won't enjoy, just sayin that they seem to be something we build up to, not arrange at the last minute. No offence meant I am just explaining your lack of positive response. . . . see you next week. And yes I will most likely opt for stockings. wink
okay mate. You've had 74 views already though....
see you next week anyway. I will be ready to party my sox off by then. :silly:
Quote by Jack47
As swingers aren't we just cheating with permission

Cheating is doing the dirty behind your partner's back.
Swinging is all-consenting.
Quote by TonyED
It also depends what kind of "single male" you are. If you are the married kind, then it is much more difficult to meet people as a large proportion of swingers will view you as cheating and not want to join in the deception of your partner.

Im not married but do have a partner and i wont lie i have a high sex drive and she doesn't so sooner or later i will wander. does that make me any different to anyone else who wants more out of life. Well ive laid myself bare , better than pretending to you all that i am unattached.
Tony
Doesn't paint a very good picture though does it Tony? 'Sooner or later I will wander...' And I presume she won't know about this?
And how does that make you the same as everyone else who wants more out of life? Why not get a g/f with a sex drive as high as your own?????
Attached males who go behind their partners backs are cheats. Or am I wrong?
I'm not judging you but I wouldn't be proud of it mate.
I think a lot of us are probably saving our pennies for next week mate....too much of a good thing and all that......
wink
Something tells me this sexy blonde is teasing us. She hasn't opened her PM....and she wants to meet this weekend????
Should I have a drink to get in the mood or should I have a drink to drown my sorrows? rolleyes
Quote by da69ve
I'm glad that think that good sex comes with age sunbunny.....what us older guys lack in stamina we make up in experience...... wink

You tease me Dave.
I cant believe you dont have stamina. Last time we met on here you were chasing me around the carpark in your lime and purple tracksuit.....
:evil2:
If you catch me you can buy me a tequila, show me how eperienced you are in the art of slamming..... wink
Well it won't be me. That's for sure. Maybe his maths teacher will give him a little test on it.......
Sorry Lee , no offence but I find it odd that a 19 year old lad can't get a shag down his local ..if you know what I mean. I like 'em young, I'll be the first to admit it, but 19 is borderline illegal for me.
Good sex comes with age and what can you offer us? eh?????
I think you will find that most women on here are not looking to teach. More likely they want to learn......... wink
But hey, good luck. xxx
Well in my experience half the ads I reply to/or that reply to me are pic collectors or paysites or just single males hoping they will slip throught the net. It has put us off a little but we will continue to answer new ads . . . in hope.
I have also reported quite a few ads that are obviously fake and see that they are still on the system. My advice would be to be cautious and dont send too many pics until you know the people are genuine. Also, check the email address. Often an ad will be 'Hi I'm Cindy....' or whatever, and then when she replies to you its from an email like iluvithard@....or joeblogs@.....these are the dodgy ones.
I look forward to meeting people at munches ... it has to be better than what is essentially a blind date.
Hope I dont sound to cynical it's just what I have personally experienced.
hiya.
just a small question.....what happens if you get offered mediocre sex, or even crap sex? Is that acceptable? rolleyes
Hi , I was wondering if there's gonna be any music at the munch...I mean, should I wear my dancing shoes, spangly leggings and boob tube rolleyes ballgown rolleyes bellydancing bikini rolleyes or should I just wear a wooly hat and baggy trousers and spin my suff on the floor rolleyes
Please let me know so I can iron my Disco Dancer of the Year sash...
Many thanks. wink
Quote by Edin BBW
I have to admit to enjoying it. redface

Nothing to be ashamed of. wink
Quote by foxylady 123
"People are turned off by kink" my God surely not!!!!?????
Your mixing with the wrong people!!!!! Get away from them while you can

bolt I'm gone.... lol
Quote by MikeyMann

I'm not kinky, I'm a vegetarian wink wink wink wink

I don't think you actually have to eat the chicken to qualify...
surely it just involves stuffing it????
Quote by foxylady 123
erotic is sensual, sexy, teasing, makes you want to moan....hints at sex but is not porn.
kinky is just dirty, and if your granny saw it her wig would fall off.

No the only difference is the spelling!!
I do beg to differ foxy......
kinky involves sex, generally, fetish, the 'unusual'....erotic is more visual, sensual, inviting. most people are turned on by eroticism but a huge majority are turned off by kink. In my opinion......xxxxx
erotic is sensual, sexy, teasing, makes you want to moan....hints at sex but is not porn.
kinky is just dirty, and if your granny saw it her wig would fall off.
So what are you a specialist in Mr Specialist???
(might help your chances....you never know....)
Well hey fabiolovio you have to know your place. There are loads of bunnies, loads of kinkys, loads of essex.....es, and believe it or not loads of Italians. Or so they claim. A tall Italian with a funny name does not a stud make.
The Real Fabio is king. Respect to the guy and consider yourself a mere pawn in the merrygoround of Swinging Heaven(albeit a tall one who grows by the day).
But please do have fun and enjoy..... wink
ps... posting a pic of yourself will not have the bunnies running. It will just make it easier for the Real Fabio to find you on that dualling bridge.
hey steve all is forgiven and glad to see you havent got the hump and gone off in a sulk. have yourself some fun we are quite friendly really......(although we have our moments.....) see you at a munch soon I hope xxxxx
Hi Steve69...thanks for the PM... evil
Anything goes as long as its female eh???? Well that narrows it down.
What about your julie????
Good luck you fussy bugger. Never would have known you were new....
Hi Steve69...thanks for the PM... evil
Anything goes as long as its female eh???? Well that narrows it down.
What about your julie????
Good luck you fussy bugger. Never would have known you were new....
Well I am a fellow Aquarian and so have a birthday soon.....
I would like to spend the millions I win on the lottery...(I wish).. inviting all of SH to a huge country hotel that I hire specially for the occasion and whose staff is happy to let hundreds of swingers loose in its vast rooms....I would ask Scissor Sisters and Pulp and Faithless to perform for us and Ann Summers to supply party bags and there would be champagne coming out of our ears. Imagine.... rolleyes
In reality I'll probably just have a good old-fashioned piss-up and get a good seeing to after. Dont like cake so won't be blowing out candles....might blow something else though. wink
Quote by tevo
which bit of our ad suggests we are looking for males ?????
i'm sick and tired of single guys not respecting couples wishes mad

Yeah but it's OK to send unsolicited PMs to single girls isnt it Tevo???
Quote by freckledbird
May not be the same person, but there's one called Anastis who goes in chat and is always being booted for constant uninvited pm's
Bev
xx

That'll be him then.
No but he is Greek . His username's something like Anastasis. I forget. Deleted him so fast.....maybe he meant anal as well, I care not, but thanks for the tip. wink