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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by rob7

I have found that a fair bit of teasing goes on , but nothing happening apart from that .

confused: confused: confused:
Are we on the same forum?
Look closer mate its all happening here.
Like I say...patience.
Bunny
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Quote by rob7

I have found that a fair bit of teasing goes on , but nothing happening apart from that .

confused: confused: confused:
Are we on the same forum?
Look closer mate its all happening here.
Like I say...patience.
Bunny
xxx
Quote by thedukereid
having an orgasm increases your fertility, and I guess dirty girls do it more often as well which also increases their chances

Micael, darling,
All depends on who the dirty girls are 'doing it with'.
If we're talking orgasms.
Not all men have grasped the fact that ladies enjoy climaxing too. Unfortunately.
Dirty girls have more sex? yes I agree. But maybe cos they are seeking satisfaction and wont stop till they get it...... rolleyes
Luv baby-free Bunny.
x x x
If anyone in academia wants to sponsor further research, I'd love to help out, and if anyone is upset at my use of the term dirty girls, don't be it's a compliment as far as I'm concerned.
Take care (at least if you don't want more mouths to feed!)
Michael
Quote by warwick
richard whitely
bloody hell that man is such a sharp dresser

Ooh I like a man in a tie. especially if he can spell....... wink
Seems to work for lots of us..... lol
Patience is a virtue - and sense of humour essential... :silly:
Quote by cock4u
hi all im new, m 27 goodlooking and very openminded looking for some people to help broaden my horizons. thanks x

Hi newbie
Your confidence, attention to detail and ability to express your specific desires is a sure sign of imminent success in your quest for broader horizons. Im sure you will find what you are looking for......... eventually rolleyes
bunny xx
PS If I may suggest reading a few other newbie posts of simlar ilk...you will see that my sarcasm is quite normal and not in the least way personal. I wish you luck. . . . . . . .x
Quote by thedukereid
ABSOLUTELY!
Why do some people insist on using that as a catch all punctuation to anything anyone else says? It always tells me they're not really listening at all, certainly not enough to think of something pertinent to say.

...absolutely.
i couldnt agree more. cool
Quote by EnglishChris99
I have always fantisised about Davina Macoll... the tub of lard is a new addition to my fantisy biggrin

Im shocked Chris. :shock:
I had you down as a veggie.....
But I would gladly help with any basting, stuffing, serving.... lol lol lol
Quote by EnglishChris99
mmmm Davina MaColl and a tub of lard... lovely :wanker:

have I missed something???? rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Quote by Ice Pie
The film of my life is already in the pre-production stage and the casting director is very keen to get Great Uncle Bulgaria for the leading role.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Nice one.
Quote by ash121khan
Title slightly changed by Blue to make it more reflective of the poster's personality

Blue you crack me up lol lol lol
Quote by PoloLady
I'd have to play myself so I could do it all again! :twisted:

No! Not allowed! We'd all like to do it again but really - would you want to have to snog all those lips again, and again, and again...... :cry: :cry: :cry: and again... lol
If you were to have a film of your life made, who would you like to play you? Has to be people who vaguely resemble you physically, or your personality, in some way, but doesnt have to be an actor necessarily, or just one person. Anyone in the public eye/on the forum.
I would have to choose Davina Macoll for her filthy mind and her cheeky humour (and because she is, for me THE ULTIMATE WOMAN) , Winona Ryder for her looks and Catherine, author of Sexual Lives of Catherine M, for personal reasons... lol lol lol
So who are you?
Quote by Mark
Have read your help, but still dont know how to do it.
Please let me know if you are experencing problems on your end.

Poor mite still doesnt know 'how to do it' :cry: What he needs is one of us willing 'experienced older ladies' to help him figure out how to have a proper self-relief session .. thats what all the other young newbies seem to expect from the site....
But problems on your end Mark? Bit personal isnt it? Hope you tossed that one aside.....
So am I in your TOP 5 shags?????
Do you lie or do you tell the truth. .. I never know....
Well I made the mistake of announcing that I was 'gagging for cock' redface redface redface (So uncool) and asking for an invitation to a Munch. How naive. I didnt get an invite but I had 3 meets arranged within 24 hours of joining and two of those guys are still 'obliging' as it were....so all good. lol
26%. Dont know if I should be pleased with my score or horrified. I'll try and get it down a bit today....be nice to say Im less than a quarter per cent pure.
My mother would be so proud... lol
Quote by drones
Seeking;
Anybody with a bit of initiative welcome to apply

I guess he means anybody. lol
Quote by foxylady 123
The ideal is if hes travelling on business and has the room anyway and a business credit card!

Exactly. lol
Hi Andy
If you dont mind me giving you some constructive criticism... confused:
You look pretty bloody miserable in your ad picture :cry: :cry: :cry:
Just a minor observation...but good luck
Bunny xx
Quote by harry0
One was already married when I met her, and we have been occasional lovers 'on and off' (Excuse the pun) for thirty years. She is kind, compliant and willing to do most things, both, in and out of bed for me. She is house proud, neat and tidy but a year older than me.
The second lady is thirteen years younger than me, and we lived together for a couple of years, long ago. She was 19 then, I was 31. She is very adventurous in bed and there is nothing, and I mean nothing, she wouldn't do to please me. But she likes sex at least four times a day.
neither would be willing to share me in a permanent threesome. (Boy, do I wish they would....... if I had the stamina).

Hi Harry
If someone who doesnt know you may add an opinion...I would say re-read your post .
You describe a lady who sounds like an ideal partner, and the only downside is that she is a year older. She is willing to please you and keeps a good home...things I imagine would be pertininent if, as you say, you may face a spate of illness in the near future??
I may be wrong but Lady A sounds like the ideal companion, someone who will care for you.
Lady B is the ultimate nympho - BUT she wants sex 4 times a day and your reference to stamina concerns me. When you were lovers you were both so much younger and havent lived together since...whereas Lady B has shared your bed for many years despite everything, and has reached the point when she has told herself to try and make a go of it with a man she has (I imagine) loved for a long time. I imagine she has gone through a lot of pain to be able to do that. (again I can only surmise...)
I agree that it is perhaps wrong to split up a marriage but I also believe that people have to make ther own choices and Lady A is leaving hubby - you are not forcing her to. Obviously.
I hope you see what I am saying. The clues are there.
Good luck either way.
Bunny xxxx
Keep the one-liners in I count on them to get to practice my sarcasm and air any aggression that may have built up during the day.
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Quote by zanahoria
Spanish for cucmber is..?

Pepino.
Hi there Zanahoria I thought I would introduce myself
I am bunny and I hope you have a lovely stay here with us in this complete monster of an addiction and ...if I may ask...Are you a big old wooden carrot or more of a baby one with frilly edges on top?
I love carrots.
Bunny xxx
What about little toys, items of clothing, with a theme of, say, Swinging Heaven?
Box of pegs
Fluffy handcuffs
Blindfold
Stockings...........
Just a thought from the mind of a poor soul who cannot concentrate on her work today.... lol
Quote by Libra-Love
mad But mind the lovin' don't leave ya in pieces :cry:

do i detect a hint of bitterness??? Wanna talk about it LL?
Cant say i dont know what youre talking about...THEY'RE NOT WORTH IT DARLIN. lol
Quote by surreycouple2003
Who walks round with bazookas like that and doesnt wear a bra?
And that skirt?????
No taste. No decorum. Tut tut tut.

Personally I'm down with the skirt - its kinda funky.
However not so sure about the Nun wearing a denim jacket...????!
Are Nuns allowed to wear Denim???
wink
Dxxx
How do you know she's a nun????
Why shouldnt nuns wear denim??? If a nun is licking a tit i dont suppose it matters what shes wearing......
Who walks round with bazookas like that and doesnt wear a bra?
And that skirt?????
No taste. No decorum. Tut tut tut.
Quote by teppic
well i'm sitting here monitoring what peoples activity on the net here at the office is..making sure they are not looking/doing things they shouldn't be doing.
oh, and i'm looking for a female stalker...who i'm willing to let catch me :shock:


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Are we playing kiss chase?? Its gotta be better than working...Teppic???? I can see you.....stop pretending to be all serious and busy and checking what other people are doing. If I were you I would check your back.....
:smoke:
Someone may be monitoring YOU :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Oh. And welcome Tonmar. You caught on quick. We are all professional upstanding law-abiding god-fearing conservatives on here. Do you have your bible to hand???
Bunny
xxxx