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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52

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Quote by DeniseBabe
So ive spilt the beans on mine.......... whats yours????

its me from the neck down....is it that difficult to fathom??? rolleyes lol
Quote by DeniseBabe
I cant make out what it is rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Help confused

says the girl with the avatar that is as clear as mud! lol xxx
Ah. well thats my big idea out the window then.
I should try to focus my mind on something a little more constructive. Obviously.
Sorry all.
Crap idea anyway. What was I thinking of...... rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Sounds like Glamour Girl has got her bread buttered on both sides and all she needs is some melted cheese to finish it off.
Go girl. We are all ears.....
bunny xxx
Quote by Calista
Whilst a real awards ceremony is a fun idea you have to balance that most people on here don't want to be "outted" as swingers ... a real event would be targets for the press, media and complete tossers expecting an orgy ....
good in theory notso in practice sad

What about if we found a huge field and held a summer gala - no press - no cameras - just a load of tents and torches and giggles in the night with the big event held around a very large campfire....?
Just a thought!
Glad the baubles are not missed so far... sillyhwoar:
I wanted to come up with a good idea to go along with an avatar change seeing as I have been fooling you all for long enough! The baubles are not me... **** knows who the poor girl is but she has certainly brought me some interesting PMs and I will miss her.
This is me. ( Hopefully)
And my good idea?
How about an an annual Swinging Heaven Awards Gala (SHAG...) confused: confused: confused:
Im thinking - hire a venue - (ie the Albert Hall LOL) and anyone who is a certified member can come along. Fantastic reason to have a big party and for us all to get to know each other en masse.
The categories could be things like, I dont know...
'Sexiest Bum', 'Funniest Man', 'Most Informative Poster', 'Kinkiest Couple', Best Subject Posted', 'Most Responses to Post', 'Funniest Joke', Bounciest Tits'...To name but a few.
I thought of it today. I thought - imagine if we could get a few celebrities along to present our prizes? My prize-giver, if I had the choice, would have to be Davina Macoll, and if she brought her scrummy hubby with then all the better.
Im sure members would be happy to help if help were needed in organising such a logistical nightmare but I for one would happily volunteer my services lol lol lol
Who would you like to present your prize, and what categories can you think of???
Is my idea totally naff, completely feasible or inanely unrealistic?
So.
The real bunny has confessed and awaits your comments...xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
There are also, men (mostly men I would guess) who believe that by paying they are entitled to sex.
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Fair point Cats but,no - I personally would never EXPECT sex in return! - Surely women are more sussed out than that anyway! wink

The women are sussed it's the men who aren't.
Quote by dambuster

If only all men thought that women deserved to be treated like ladies..... :P
Unfortunately, they don't. :cry: :cry: :cry:

That's something I always try to do. In fact - no - I don't. It's just the way I am.
Any good Italian restaurants near you ?
one or two.... lol lol lol
Dont forget your chequebook. xx
Quote by dambuster
Maybe I'll show a little naivety here but I'm usually of the opinion that ladies deserve to be treated like one.
Chivalry and gentlemanly conduct is alive and well. We sometimes have to curtail such behaviour however, for fear of upsetting the sandal wearing yoghurt knitting PC brigade.

If only all men thought that women deserved to be treated like ladies..... :P
Unfortunately, they don't. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Love the description of the PC feminists. My ex was one of those. Consequently I paid for most things so that she could feel safe in the knowledge that she was treating me as an equal wink
Quote by Happy Cats
I believe that if you pay your way then you don’t need to feel obligated to do anything or cant be accused of being on the make.
Slightly off subject – there seems to be a lot of young attractive women out on the town at weekends fluttering their eyelids in order to get guys to buy them a drink. Once achieved theyre off looking for the next victim. This gives women a bad name and can end up with the weirdos and pissed up guys getting aggressive or in extreme cases even .
Our daughter will be encouraged to pay her way and never be beholding to anyone

I agree with all you say and despite my comments above I generally pay half, or often all.
I have never been a taker , always the giver, so I guess it is more wishful thinking than normal behaviour for me to be treated to a night out.
I have always been a very independent girl and being single has allowed me to just support myself - not all the hangers-on that were my ex's - people do love to take advantage of bunny's generosity.
Its time the tables were turned.
I would tell my daughter, if I had one, exactly the same. Pay your way. Absolutely. Apart from anything else there is nothing worse than a gold digger who expects it all to be given to her. Independence is a fine thing.
Bunny xx
In my opinion, all ladies likes to be treated like one.
But the trick is to never expect anything....and then if he turns out to be a gentleman it is a nice surprise.
I wouldnt turn the offer down if the guy wanted to pay. I always have my car to bolt home in if things dont work out....
bunny x
Quote by Re-Lapse
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I think there is a lot of photoshop work in thoes pictures.

spoilsport :cry:
Interesting thread this.
I am taking note of all the gentlemen who insist on paying. They are so rare these days.
You cant beat a bit of old-fashioned chivalry and dont let the girlz beat it out of you gentlemen. Keep it up. I love it.
Bunny xx
55yr old virgin?
Wife dried up (see 'tasteful' ad)?
I am very confused....
but good luck Master55.
You have a lovely way with words LOL
Bunny xx
Quote by thedukereid
Haha,
This is my third embarrassing admission today....
I'm sure I did other kinky things earlier, but, aged 13, having got well horny watching a porn video at my cousins. Wanking by fucking a pillow wearing a condom, with my jeans zip positioned to painfully dig into my perineum, and a carrot stuck up my ass sticks in my mind!
Michael

well I can see where you were coming from. Got all hot reading that. Especially the zip part. Mmmmmmm.
Well as you're in herts, it's just possible you're my cousin and we saw the same video!, which almost gets us back to another thread here!
And what's that about being a bunny and liking carrots anyway? lol
exactly.
we are on the same kink level it seems.....
Quote by thedukereid
Haha,
This is my third embarrassing admission today....
I'm sure I did other kinky things earlier, but, aged 13, having got well horny watching a porn video at my cousins. Wanking by fucking a pillow wearing a condom, with my jeans zip positioned to painfully dig into my perineum, and a carrot stuck up my ass sticks in my mind!
Michael

well I can see where you were coming from. Got all hot reading that. Especially the zip part. Mmmmmmm.
Quote by essexlad20
sad wink i understand smile if anyone pulls out tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

as in premature self-evacuation??????
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
He did say he was just a daydreamer......He didnt mean any of it or to offend anyone and wants you all to know he is not a pervert.
I can vouch for that. Hes top banana.
Please reconsider Blue.
Please let KinkyLuton back in.....
Please Please Please

if you are wondering where to hold it smile
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:doh:
at a wank fest there are people who dont know what to do yet????
lets hope you guys will be issuing instructions to those members who are unfamiliar with how to correctly grip mid toss.
Otherwise who knows what might happen :silly:
gorgeous though. Thanks for that little cracker. I'll be leaving mince pies out for her on Xmas Eve....have new stockings to fill... lol lol lol
Quote by Sarah1448
one pays this time the other one pays next time

for the optimistic ones....lol
Quote by cummon
Surely the guy should at least leave a deposit confused:

Ah but where must he leave it???? lol lol lol
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I've always believed that a gentleman should offer to pay for things, and a lady should then offer to split things 50/50, and after a brief protest from the man, then this is what's agreed on, unless one party is clearly more wealthy than the other.
It's one of those manners things - like holding a door open for a lady, or wearing a tie - it's rather pointless if you analyse it, but it's 'the done thing'.

nicely put. I never expect the man to pay for anything although of course it is lovely if he at least offers.
In this particular instance I think it is only fair to split the hotel bill.
But there are ways round spending more than you can afford.
If you split the bill between four, five or six...the price comes right down!! And you are more likely to get your money's worth....
lol
Quote by racer3
sun bunny> i'll go if you do xx racer

honey i think the idea is that you COME, not GO..... lol
Quote by joker
Does the first one to fill a bucket win a prize ?
lol lol lol lol lol
Box of kleenex in a fancy, no-nonsense dispenser.
Good luck
Boobs. sillyhwoar:
Love em.
To play with I like medium or pert small ones, with hard little nipples or full soft ones that are warm on the lips....
But me . well thats a different story.
From the age of 13 to about 28 I had extremely large bazookas sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: and at such a young age they were much more of a burden and an embarrassment to me than an asset...although I never had a shortage of hanging-tongued admirers. It was difficult to find clothes to wear and I had to wear a bra at all times, even in bed every night to prevent premature sagging, or even self asphixiation.
Now I have smaller boobs with extra large nipples and I am missing the tits that I used to hate so much and wishing I could squeeze them into two-sizes-too-small wonderbras.
I never used to have the confidence to flaunt my beauties. Now I am proud of who I am want more more and more. But at least I kept the nipples. If we have a nipple size competition, I want to enter..... lol
Sorry if I am deviating from the thread. I dont think many people here go for over-sized melons but then I have always always been fascinated with the visual stimulation and attraction that a nice pair of sillyhwoar: holds.
Tits tits tits. gorra luv em as they come.
Quote by McGuinness
Of his 29 posts this is his most successful in terms of replies so he must be getting better. Wonder how much success he has really had??

bearing in mind four are about my tits and its a little worrying that its in the same thread as milkynut's fone wanking