Well I'm very glad you're still here. You're a true friend.
Keep it coming babe...xxx
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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by lilacgem
Different people view things in different ways, I personally enjoy the kissing part but remember Julia Roberts in pretty woman didn't kiss her "clients" so it doesn't become personal
She was a prostitute, lilacgem, not a swinger. Slight difference me thinks. We have enough guys on here expecting easy little cum sluts, ready to drop everything for a taste of their fresh new cock
It seems an odd thing to say. Thousands of swingers prefer to not kiss, because it becomes personal - it is obvious. I just don't see why not kissing needs to be associated with being a prostitute, in this instance at least. Am I being silly here? Should I go back to bed?
Quote by gurdywho
hi, we are in our early thirties and looking for a bi female for some frisky fun, wanna join us?
There just aren't enough couples to go round are there? Us thousands of bi girls have to deal with so much competition, knockbacks, endless dredging through LMU to find that elusive, willing, fanciable couple to join us in frisky fun.
I think I may as well give up now. :cry:
Quote by deancannock
still waiting for my PM !!!! :moon:
I got mine. Havent replied yet, sorry Acetates. Busy busy an all that ..
Quote by PoloLady
You and me both.
I think it is because mine is damaged - and no I don't mean it has a crack in it!
You have been branded PoloLady, where is the bastard, let me at him! :twisted:
:twisted: When I was a student I worked in a comedy club in North London, and met Lee Evans and Jenny Eclair, when they were starting out on the circuit. That woman is so underrated. Very funny, clever lady.
My favourites at the time were Two Fat Ladies What Sing - not sure what ever happened to them but they were very very good. They did a great version of 'You make me feel like a Natural....Yoghurt'as opposed to the hit by Aretha Franklin...
You cant beat stand-up for belly laughs and a guaranteed good night out. Peter Kaye is just wonderful, saw him in London, but missed half the jokes cos I was laughing so much. Eddie Izzard is also brilliant. Whenever I hear a cat purr I think of his drilling behind the sofa sketch. You had to be there......
Ricky Gervais' The Animalsis worth a watch. But dont do what I did and watch it with your mother.
My favourites at the time were Two Fat Ladies What Sing - not sure what ever happened to them but they were very very good. They did a great version of 'You make me feel like a Natural....Yoghurt'as opposed to the hit by Aretha Franklin...
You cant beat stand-up for belly laughs and a guaranteed good night out. Peter Kaye is just wonderful, saw him in London, but missed half the jokes cos I was laughing so much. Eddie Izzard is also brilliant. Whenever I hear a cat purr I think of his drilling behind the sofa sketch. You had to be there......
Ricky Gervais' The Animalsis worth a watch. But dont do what I did and watch it with your mother.
Alex,
What happened to your pic? I remember your avatar pic....get it back man!
In terms of your fantasy and SH - I do think there are an awful lot of young single guys looking for the same thing as you. All young guys seem to want an older woman to dominate them and 'try new things'. You have to remember that although a lot of older women like younger guys, they are not teachers, and (generally) prefer a bit of experience, to make it worth their while. I get a lot of guys asking me to do anal with them cos they have never tried it. I prefer to do it with someone more knowledgable, sorry. :cry:
What have you to offer that is so different to the countless other toyboy wannabes?
Dont mean to dampen your hopes but I do think that your post was so sweetly written it deserved some feedback, constructive or not. Best thing you can do is wait for a munch, as you are much more likely to get meets as a result of socialising.
Good luck anyway. At least you are patient.
What happened to your pic? I remember your avatar pic....get it back man!
In terms of your fantasy and SH - I do think there are an awful lot of young single guys looking for the same thing as you. All young guys seem to want an older woman to dominate them and 'try new things'. You have to remember that although a lot of older women like younger guys, they are not teachers, and (generally) prefer a bit of experience, to make it worth their while. I get a lot of guys asking me to do anal with them cos they have never tried it. I prefer to do it with someone more knowledgable, sorry. :cry:
What have you to offer that is so different to the countless other toyboy wannabes?
Dont mean to dampen your hopes but I do think that your post was so sweetly written it deserved some feedback, constructive or not. Best thing you can do is wait for a munch, as you are much more likely to get meets as a result of socialising.
Good luck anyway. At least you are patient.
Quote by AwaysRandy
19. FAVORITE MONTH: August – awesome sunsets
Awesome calendar girl too
1. FULL NAME:lapin du soleil
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: red. for danger.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Radio One - LOUD
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: No. I like to leave my options open....
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: a seafood and rocket sandwich
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: sparkly shocking pink
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: sunny sunny sunny
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: my mum
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: Sex appeal, if they have any
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: Rachel? Bloody nutter
Yeah. I would like to meet her one day.11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: Happy
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Café Cortado. (Espresso with condensed milk.)
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Champagne
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Swimming
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Bald - so pink. Otherwise not bothered. The style is more important.
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Again, no preference. As long as they're smiling....
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: No.
18. SIBLINGS: My big bruv
19. FAVORITE MONTH: August - I love the sunshine and balmy evenings
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Seafood, peanut butter / beans on toast, salad (any)
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: No idea. Rarely watch them.
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Christmas Day
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday. Although Sundays are pretty cool too.
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: Definitely not
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Love it. It's lovely with beans on toast
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Snogs
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Vanilla, with flake crumbled on top
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: I dont have any friends
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: to what?
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: A dead person
32. SMOKE::
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: The Crimson Petal and the White, Wife Swapping - Survey of Morals in North America (published 1967)
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Always do.
35. FAVE SOAP : The Benders
36. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU: Intelligence, being in love, good sex, Victoria Wood, Peter Kaye, Sarah Waters
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: I hate storms. They scare me. It's the howling wind I hate.
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Kings of Leon, Aha Shake Heartbreak, this week. Favourite all-time - Manic Street Preachers, This is my Truth Tell Me Yours
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: I hate popcorn
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Lime Doritos, Salt and Vinegar Squares
41. FAVORITE CAR: The new Mini, in that purple paint that shimmers green in the sun.
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Gerbera
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 4
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: yes. my life is one big juggle but I love it.
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Friday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: Both. And Rosé. And Sparkling.
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Had a very nice meet with a very nice man
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: No
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: getting ready to go out
50. FANCY A SHAG: Well that depends..........got a cock pic?
Quote by o69_mark
Hi,
I am 35 years old slim medium build male who has a passion for eating pussy.
I have a fantasy of being forced to eat a room full of pussies, only pausing to have a quick drink of water (maybe a quick bite to eat), or changing female.
Are there any people out there organising an all-female event that would like to have oral entertainment? Any age considered. Hen night etc.
Eat? What on earth could possibly be better than a roomful of pussy to eat? You want egg and cress sandwiches as well? What about tuna?
hardnlusty, finally I have the chance to thank you for a great party - it has been non stop since I left you at bolton station. Hard - without you i would have frozen my tits off - lusty - just make sure you wear your knickers the right way round.
Special hellos to Euan
, Stuart and Tanina (what a truly lovely couple) and most of all the thank you goes to Ian, owner and manager of the club we were in ( can I say the name? I dont know.... ). Ian looked after me all night - a true gent who entertained me and watched over me while all around me people played.......I propped up the bar and drank all his wine and had a really good night. Fantastic club - clean, tasteful, quirky and sexy. What a place.
Thanks again to hardnlusty for ferrying me there and back. I love u guys. xxx
Special hellos to Euan
, Stuart and Tanina (what a truly lovely couple) and most of all the thank you goes to Ian, owner and manager of the club we were in ( can I say the name? I dont know.... ). Ian looked after me all night - a true gent who entertained me and watched over me while all around me people played.......I propped up the bar and drank all his wine and had a really good night. Fantastic club - clean, tasteful, quirky and sexy. What a place. Thanks again to hardnlusty for ferrying me there and back. I love u guys. xxx
I have no idea what you are all talking about. 
I love SH emoticons :color: :high-smile: :silly: :color: :giggle: :haha: :silly: :love:
:taz: :bounce: 
hwoar: :color: :wanker: :rude: :notes: :kissmyarse: :rose: I love SH emoticons :color: :high-smile: :silly: :color: :giggle: :haha: :silly: :love: :taz: :bounce: hwoar: :color: :wanker: :rude: :notes: :kissmyarse: :rose: I love SH emoticons:color: :high-smile: :silly: :color: :giggle: :haha: :silly: :love: :taz: :bounce: hwoar: :color: :wanker: :rude: :notes: :kissmyarse: :rose: I love SH emoticons :color: :high-smile: :silly: :color: :giggle: :haha: :silly: :love: :taz: :bounce: hwoar: :color: :wanker: :rude: :notes: :kissmyarse: :rose:I love SH emoticons
I love SH emoticons :color: :high-smile: :silly: :color: :giggle: :haha: :silly: :love:
:taz: :bounce: hwoar: :color: :wanker: :rude: :notes: :kissmyarse: :rose: I love SH emoticons :color: :high-smile: :silly: :color: :giggle: :haha: :silly: :love: :taz: :bounce: hwoar: :color: :wanker: :rude: :notes: :kissmyarse: :rose: I love SH emoticons:color: :high-smile: :silly: :color: :giggle: :haha: :silly: :love: :taz: :bounce: hwoar: :color: :wanker: :rude: :notes: :kissmyarse: :rose: I love SH emoticons :color: :high-smile: :silly: :color: :giggle: :haha: :silly: :love: :taz: :bounce: hwoar: :color: :wanker: :rude: :notes: :kissmyarse: :rose:I love SH emoticons 
You nearly had me going there sarge.....although I did think it a bit odd that Mark hadn't written the incredibly devastating information. Imagine.
No Swinging Heaven? :shock:
The government are watching us? :shock:
How can I learn to live a normal life in just 21 days?
How many well-hung nice guys can I PM in 3 weeks?
Good try. Better luck next time.
No Swinging Heaven? :shock:
The government are watching us? :shock:
How can I learn to live a normal life in just 21 days?
How many well-hung nice guys can I PM in 3 weeks?
Good try. Better luck next time.
