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Any ladies want to try a glory hole in luton? Get in touch.
My you're a charmer, and so good with you say. Hmm. Well that makes it sound so much more exciting.......... :shock:
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Quote by Kit-Off
His name was kalsia9. Ever heard of him? What a creep.
oh yes luv, I know exactly who you mean. I think mr kalsi preys on newbie girlies.
I met a guy on here who thought he could push me around generally, because I said I was sub and wanted a strong dom. But pushy should only be in the bedroom, not in real life. It's only a game, a role, not a manipulative power trip.
Quote by blonde
Keep her babe.............. I will come and dog sit, when you want to go to the munches !!!
No! Bring her with. Dog's are sociable, and an extra panting tongue and wagging tail won't look out of place at any munch. :bounce:
Anyway Libra, dogs are great for pulling in parks, especially puppies. (Not pulling puppies, pulling fit men with frisky dogs ....) And she will keep you fit. And warm. And protected. I say keep her. And I love her name.
Quote by Wishmaster
lol... I won't be buying drinks for everyone! ... I'd need a mortgage for that!
I think that as people buy drinks the money will still be collected but used to pay the room tab. We'll work sommat out.
I have a solution - I could be the tequila bunny and take all your money!
50p a shot and if I like you I'll make it a double
Quote by surreycouple2003
1 week to go!!!!!
We are sooooo looking forward to next Saturday.
Lots of single females (who will have their pick of just about everyone!!!!) and lots of good looking couples.
YOU can't wait? I certainly can't.
:lol: :lol: Nice to see I won't be the only single girl this time....there's the sexyjess I'd LOVE to meet and the Libra-Love I can't wait to see again. Bring it on. Oh. And I'm wetting me knickers about the sort-of confirmed single male........
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
All staples of intense, drunken, 2am chats, of course! I know so much about all three examples. ...
- perfect time to bring them into the convesation.
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't know WHAT you're talking about, Voddy.
Spot on
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
All staples of intense, drunken, 2am chats, of course! I know so much about all three examples. ...
- perfect time to bring them into the convesation. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Don't know WHAT you're talking about, Voddy.
Spot on
Take one can of very cold spray whipped cream . The real stuff, not the sugary crap, its full of air. Place at side of sofa.
Place man onto sofa, hard and naked, knees apart. Kneel before him in your devillish bra and slowly take it off
hwoar: get him goin a bit, get him all hot and grinning.
But he musn't touch. Not at all.
Spray cream copiously onto brick-nippled breasts and rub in sensuously, not forgetting to lick fingers and smile.
Take his cock and place it between the two creamy tits, rubbing and squeezing them around its velvety hardness as it nestles and frottages in your cleavage, the eye poking up out of the gooey, highly erotic scene.
Spray more cream atop hard cock and on bulging, busy breasts and place tip of tongue on tip of cock and down a bit then up a bit and so forth tasting the cream as it melts on veiny taut skin; in the delicious soft dip of the eye; on the mounds of breast as they overflow from your hands and under your greedy tongue until the cock explodes hot in the mouth and onto the lips, onto the breasts, mingling with the taste of the cool fresh cream so well it's as if they were made to be eaten (or is that drunk?
) together.
I need a name for this activity. Any ideas? It's more than a tit wank. The cream puts it on a different level.....come on scandal help me....
Place man onto sofa, hard and naked, knees apart. Kneel before him in your devillish bra and slowly take it off
hwoar: get him goin a bit, get him all hot and grinning. But he musn't touch. Not at all.
Spray cream copiously onto brick-nippled breasts and rub in sensuously, not forgetting to lick fingers and smile.
Take his cock and place it between the two creamy tits, rubbing and squeezing them around its velvety hardness as it nestles and frottages in your cleavage, the eye poking up out of the gooey, highly erotic scene.
Spray more cream atop hard cock and on bulging, busy breasts and place tip of tongue on tip of cock and down a bit then up a bit and so forth tasting the cream as it melts on veiny taut skin; in the delicious soft dip of the eye; on the mounds of breast as they overflow from your hands and under your greedy tongue until the cock explodes hot in the mouth and onto the lips, onto the breasts, mingling with the taste of the cool fresh cream so well it's as if they were made to be eaten (or is that drunk?
) together.I need a name for this activity. Any ideas? It's more than a tit wank. The cream puts it on a different level.....come on scandal help me....
ops: :dunno: Quote by davej
Didn't get beyond stage one here.............The Giraffe kicked up one hell of a din, the minute I opened the fridge door, now I don't know if this particular Giraffe has been shoe horned into a fridge before and is just wary of em or if the sudden glare of the fridges light startled the beast when I opened the door, either way it wasn't havin it. I was forced to give up on it because as docile as they look, if they decide to dig their heels into your cushion floor, there's no moving em.
Mrs davej has arrived home now and isn't best pleased......not best pleased at all. Not only is her vinyl damaged but the fucking thing has taken a liking to the various fruits that she has stencilled onto the walls, you would have thought that just a lick wouldn't be much of a problem, but this things got a tongue as rough as a rasp and the size of a shovel...trust me it can and has removed the paint from the wall.
I'm doing my best to follow it around with the cat litter tray, cos I know whats gonna happen next and sort of gauging things based on body size, I've got a nasty suspicion that when it does decide to curl one down, a sheet of kitchen roll and a dab of bleach just isn't gonna cut it.
We are gonna try and deal with one problem at a time with the most pressing being getting 12ft of blotchy trouble out of our home, what the fuck I'm going to tell her when she opens the garage to put the car away and finds Dumbo standing in there munching on a bunch of hay is anyone's guess, but I sure as hell aint going to tell her that it was his turn next :shock:
:giggle:
:rotflmao: :giggle: :evil2: you nutter. :silly: :lol:
So what's Dumbo up to, and have you tried putting a sort of makeshift nappy thing on the giraffe, to save your cushion flooring? You must have some old towels, some sticky back plastic...try the giraffe on a little scrambled egg , slice of toast....might calm it a little, distract it from your floral decorations....
good luck.
Quote by PoloLady
For every arse-hole couple people encounter there seems to be 10 x as many arse-hole single guys – but maybe that is because there are 10 x as many single guys overall who are actively looking (for one reason or another).
I have met some great single guys and also had a fair share of the “one-liner†PM’s from them. However, couples and single females have also sent me “one-liner†PM’s. Some of the most pushy PM’s have been from couples.
Conclusion: The more of a particular group of people there are, the greater the odds of meeting an arse-hole from that group. It doesn’t mean everyone in that group is an arse-hole!
Exactly. I agree with you totally. If we all came on here saying how nice this bloke was and that bloke, we would come across as cocky and would sound like we were boasting. Posting threads about tossers and one-liners and unreliable meets is far easier - it's something to talk about, and part of the scene. Things are never perfect and it's fun to ridicule the tossers, they ask for it, but the really nice guys are out there, and get overlooked.
Maybe we should start a thread where we all praise each other after every meet, graphically if desired, and give marks out of 100, with a multiple choice option for the unimaginative swingers.
A single boys thread, a single girls thread and a couples thread. Oh, and a thread to keep track of the points scored, and to check there is no cheating. First to a million points wins Blue wrapped up in Satin and shares in Mark's wife. ONLY JOKING :wink: . Call it something like Who Wants to be a Swinging Millionaire. Watch this Space..... :arrow:
I like to receive penetrative and give oral. Though the other way round is certainly not an unattractive prospect. Sex is Sex. Depends on the mood, the guy, the girl, the situation - I mean, in a parked car in Shepherds Bush at chucking out time, with a gorgeously endowed long-legged student and a very small Citreon, I go for oral.
and a very small Citreon, I go for oral. Quote by Mav&Sini
In our experience (and we're not claiming thats much)... there arent that many bi fems around and they can choose to be picky.
we understand that there are so many of us couples looking, that we cant expect a snigle bi fem to just drop into our lap.
Chill out, get to know people, then you might get invited to a munch or a part. From what we have picked up, that is where you are much more likely to to meet anyone.
Well said M & S (or is that S & M?
)Sorry to shoot you down gurdywho - was only messing - but it is a fact that single bi fems are a commodity, and I imagine most have rather full PM inboxes, so are unlikely to be very aroused or intrigued by your post. Munches are key to this game. And patience.
Good luck from me too, and thanks for the compliment.
Sunbunny. x
Quote by Jags
I've 'spoken' to Clare and established the culprit - at least the one who PMd her - and deactivated him. Please PM me and tell me your nutter and I will do the same.
Seriously - we don't want that sort of person here. Harassing females is harassing females whether you're out in the street or inside SH.
Jags, if you don't mind me saying, I get PMs like this all the time - have done since Day One - and thats why my profile is like it is - I find I only get about three or four inane, offensive PMs a week now - as opposed to the 10-20 I was getting before I made some kind of effort to deter the newbies. . . however, it's a shame I have to write a profile that is fairly off-putting to all single men - but I have been left with no option (other than change my avatar to something quite sickening and as attractive as Robin Cook on a bad day...)
Bet it's the same guy who PMd me last night with the very simple : i wud love 2 fuck that arse. So we can establish that not only does said person have trouble with spelling - but neither can he read. My profile specifically says 'Newbies - forget it' - for this exact reason. I find PMs like this offensive, to be honest, and if he is waiting for a reply he will go grey and wrinkly before he gets one from me.
Calista, its like toddlers having a tantrum - ignore them and they will go away.
Calista, its like toddlers having a tantrum - ignore them and they will go away.
What a nice place to find you dear Libra. Great to see you smiling.
Very happy shiny person here. Been like it all week. Life don't get much better than this.
I have freedom, fantastic friends, I have the summer to look forward to, the rest of my life even. Swinging Heaven has contributed magnificently to my present state of mind - as well as a new job, a new bicycle and general sunny joy at being alive.
Life is what you make it, you don't get any second chances. Be happy.
Very happy shiny person here. Been like it all week. Life don't get much better than this.
I have freedom, fantastic friends, I have the summer to look forward to, the rest of my life even. Swinging Heaven has contributed magnificently to my present state of mind
- as well as a new job, a new bicycle and general sunny joy at being alive.Life is what you make it, you don't get any second chances. Be happy.
Quote by les_southwest
hi all les here again do couples aND ladies prefer good looking guys or do they prefer genuine honest fun loving guys for fun
The good looking guys who offer that as their only criteria for meeting really won't get very far, in my opinion.
The genuine honest fun guys kinda get my vote. If they're good looking it helps, but is by no way necessary. Intelligence and humour are much more important than a pretty face.
However, as a member of a highly sought-after minority group on this site, I choose to play with genuine honest fun people who are also on the better side of the ugly barrier. Because I can.
:lol: :lol: 