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Sunseekercouple
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 74
Bisexual Female, 56
0 miles · Suffolk

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Warming the Bed
A lot has been mentioned about social interraction with peers etc. We found no great probs in this area, although where I live (Suffolk) there are a great number of children being home schooled. I think the last count was over 950 families in the county, and that's not counting the Americans.
There is a lot of help from "home ed" will try and find the web site for it.
We used to have regular meets with other families and groups such as Thursday mornings we had the whole of the local sports centre and swim pool to use.
As I said there is a lot of help and advice. There also should be a person in your local authority who is responsible for overseeing home schooling in their particular area. Although in the several years we did it we never had an inspection of work or indeed even a visit from them.
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why not answer my question? what are your qualifications?
Also are you saying that you are advertising as a woman to decieve peeps by calling yourself a masseuse?
No mate. Most peeps do NOT relate to a masseuse rather than a masseur. My wife has been in the proffession for longer than I wish to remember. I hate being patronised,and please dont try to teach your gran to suck eggs.
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Both my wife and I would say to you. "Go for it".
We home schooled our daughter Abi from 1st year infants when we took her out of mainstream school because the standards in our area were not up to our expectations. We have no regrets at all. There is a lot of help out there for you. Go for it. If you want some help and advice pm us.
There was no effect on our daughter with regards to interacting with others. in fact just the opposite. She also managed to spend more time actually doing work without all the travelling, changing classes and all the other things that are done in school.
the only small problem came aboput when she went back into high school to take her examinations. she was found to be so far ahead of all the other pupils. She has come out top in most subjects and is now in 6th form prepairing to go on to teacher training.
GO FOR IT.
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Not being picky rodders but Mrs sunseeker loves a good massage herself. She has spent so many hours massaging others and yet to find someone to reciprocate, but would want to know your qualifications; massage in the wrong hands can do untold damage. She says that she is a Masseuse, I.e.: fem. and if you are indeed qualified you should know that you are a masseur, I.e.: masculine.
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I know some of you will already have seen these but hopefully they will bring a smile to the faces of the few or you who will be seeing them for the first time:
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,'
where:
smile means a smile and
sad is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some 'ARSE-ICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb arse
See some of you at the pub on Saturday. XXX
Bru and Son (Mr & Mrs Sunseeker)
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LOL Hello harry you are always welcome you know that. Yes I also heared that you did your strip in the forest near here? not on the table was it? LOL Anyway it's a bit cold for that at present. I dont envy those poor blokes on the outside looking in. Think I shall take the thermos of soup with me next time and maybe make some money selling it. But no, knowing that lot at 2 mile bum they would want hot dogs as
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Would have loved to be there and meet some more of you wonderful peeps. But Son is away in Birmingham on a girls weekend that w/e (clean one I think)
Will try and get her to cancel.
Hope to see you again Harry,
XX Bru
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I am a disabled veteran after being injured by a claymore in S Arabia. and I can assure you that my pension is excellent. as well as all the other benefits that I recieve.
My new bungalow which will be finnished by January is being completely carpeted and decorated by money from my Regimental Association. the Power-chair I sometimes have to use was purchased by my Regiment (£8000). The Regiment is moving my furniture and everything else for us. I get prority treatment on the National Health service. Private top quality dental treatment paid for. The deposit of £3400 for my car and the lift (£1500) in the back to lift my chair in and out was paid for by, Yes you'v guessed right the Army benevalant fund.
Almost anything I ask for is provided for me. and Even my daughter education including college fees are being paid for.
All this and I dont have to pay Rates or Rent either.
I rekon I couldn't afford this lifestyle in civvy street and having to work for my living.
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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
~David Lodge
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
~Lord Chesterfield
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
~Quentin Crisp
and of coarse another from the great Woody Allen
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.
-Woody Allen
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With a prveous partner, (Mrs sunseeker is so far only anal curios) she used to use the little gel capsules that women get from the chemist when Preggers. They work well and are also antibacterial and slightly lubricating. Must go and see if the chemist up the road still sells them without a scrip, may come in handy. We always carry an antibacterial spray with us when on a meet and use it on all parts after contact anyway. but guess we are lucky as Mrs., gets it from work.
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There used to be a saying about the diference between a Capri and a hedgehog, cant remember it tho' rolleyes
But for the older ones amongst us. My 1st car was a Jowett Javlin, then a jupiter, after that I was in the army for 12 years so couln't afford one. But now have my Spitfire and a Moggy woody. as well as the family Trajet. The Spit has to be the fav though, cause Mrs sun wont ride in it :twisted:
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sometimes called "my old man" and " lolly" Mrs sunseeke likes "cock" and she calls hers a "pussy"
Personally I favour "cunt" which is actually the Anglo Saxon name of a sheath hanging on a belt for keeping a farmers 'rough' or sharpening stone in while he is using a sythe. Got that bit from Time team and it was edited out after peeps
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My disabled daughter getting all A's in her exams after She had been home schooled except for the last 6 months before her exam.
I cried when the results were read to me and I didn't care what all the other fathers thought. lol
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ALL FOOD
But especially steak tartar with salmon tartar running a close second. MMMMMmmmmmm lovely with a bottle of sparkling burgundy
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Hello hibernian, It realy is no hassle Just 8 minutes every month. About the same time it used to take my son to bath every month when he was a
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My hair on my head and face went completely white after being injured by an APM in S Arabia. And i have dyed my hair since. I use a dye pack called Just for men. They also do a moustache and beard pack. It works out about 8GBP a month as I do mine every time I have a cut. The beard pack is ideal for small areas like pubes if you dont shave them.
This product, I use the medium blonde one, is realy good and untill they read this post, LOL, all my lady friends do not know my hair is dyed.
Yes I used to do my pubes as well but now use Veet.
Don't worry about people noticing as after a couple od days they will forget all about it.
I would add tho' that my original colour was light auburn and the lighter shades seem to work better than the blacks. which always look too black.
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Take my Spitty out and try and pull a young bird. or take my moggy out and try and pull an older bird. Usually dont pull anything except my
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adendum........... I just had a look at that slim hansome guy who used to swing. And to think that in those day I could actually leap over the door of the car and slide down into the seat in one easy movement. Now I have to climb in and use a lever to get
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I think the only difference to us was using snail mail and hard copy pics insted of internet jpegs etc., It was more drawn out and time consuming. But we thought and were thought of as very outlandish . but used to wait with baited breath for the lastest issue of the contact mag to come out. I still have the pics we used in the ads. Happy days. LOL
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My niece has traced our family back hundreds of years. but the interesting parts are all in my lifetime. My father came to |Englaand from Guernsey to get away from the Occupying force there. and he spent the war in the London fire brigade. But my fathers brother was a tank commander for German have a count and BAron in fathers side of the fanmily. (please don't bother to bow Harry) and we have an Italian Countess in Mothers side.
In Yk now we have two Prfessors, One baron One owner of a well known national trucking company and no less than 4 Doctors/Surgons.
Another interesting fact mentioned earlier in this thread. My parents never told me I was a twin and that my Brother died at birth. Didn't know about it till my niece turned it up.
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Do the same with car keys that have been dropped down a drain. Yes regularly she always parke outside with the drivers door right over the street drain. Just open the key up take out battery and put the key in Rice Oatmeal in fact any thing that atracts moisture.
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We are wanting to go there next year with another couple. has anyone addresses contact details for booking etc., camping with camper
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Don't know where you were Rob but we were out last night and there was 3 other couples and about 7 singles. a good time was had by all.
Thursdays is usually good at 2 mile. and friday will be better. when you get there chat to some of the regulars and find the right places.
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Just wondered if anyone in SH can beat these LOL
Unbelievable Sex Records
1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.
2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about (3 m).
3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever
been recorded is 18′9″ ( m) which was achieved with a
“substantial” amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.
4) The average speed of a man’s ejaculation is 28 miles ( km) per
hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles ( km) per hour.
5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded
Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints ( liter) of semen pumped out of
her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston
who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this
historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief
breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58
seconds.
7) Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest
amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a
pussy shattering 134!
8) The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who
worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations.
Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101
women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.
9) The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently
goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000
times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on
average 33.3 times a week!
10) Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the
father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12
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Oh Fluffy I dream about you every night. Why can't you take a holiday in Suffolk?? LOL.
Won't be back in Devon glorious Devon till January now and find the winter weather has an effect on my
Loads of dirty thoughts XXXXX
PS, 'Er outdoors thinks you'r drop dead WOW!