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Suze43
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65

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Ive just received one that said "u want sex" and to be honest it makes me so madddd. Honestly, as if that turns me on or somethin - some people just have no bloody idea!!!
Quote by JudyTV
I am another one who hates the whole texting culture. I find it really rude when I am talking to someone and they get out their phone and start texting to someone.
I recently had a date with someone and his mobile went off. while we were having a nice intimate chat in a cozy wine bar. He politely said excuse me while I get this , I said OK no problem. It was a text from his teenage daughter asking if he would lend her £20 for the weekend (this was on a Wednesday) I said oh right and I expected him to answer it later, perhaps when I went to the loo, but oh no, he then started to text her back while he was acctually talking to me and and when I said that I found it difficult to hold a conversation with someone while they were texting he just smiled and said "I wont be a moment". I was a little annoyed but let it go. Ten minutes later his phone went again, same daughter asking when could he get the money to her. He proceeded to text her back, I proceeded to leave. He did come after me and catch me up and when he did I got my phone out of my bag and started to text someone while he was talking to me and I smiled sweetly and said excuse me...... and screwwwww yoooo and walked away. I hate being rude to anyone but in this case I do think it was justified.......End of date, end of communication, person deleted from my email address book and from my mobile phone.
I love my mobile... but I do not let it interfere with my social graces or my lifestyle. Condoms are essential mobile phones are a convenience.
Judy
Judy that was fantastic - i just love your style!!!
congratulations Steph - u seem to be a lovely lovely person and its always nice to meet such lovely ppl. xxx All the best to you.
biggrin biggrin biggrin hmmm one ill never forget - last september, down a country lane, broad daylight, over the car bonnet mmmmmm fantastic - thanks mark xxx
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How about when you ask where something is and they tell you its on aisle 13, and they insist on taking you there, even though I've told them that I am not an imbecile and could find it on my own!
I work in a supermarket and when a customer asks for an item we have to take them to it, not walking ahead and makin small talk on the way!! I would much rather just get on with my job, but thats what we are instructed to do, supermarket staff are overworked and underpaid so a bit of empathy would be very nice!! Its a shit job but someones got to do it!! To be honest i have no patience whatsoever and i wont queue for anything, if theres a queue i stand there seething so i know what u mean!!!
Awwww Calista i know u dont know me, but i just wanna say how sorry i am to hear of your bad luck lately and hope things improve soon, and i genuinely mean that!! xx
I went out on Friday night as usual and had a wicked night, then spent saturday dying as usual, but went to see parents with lovely black bags under my eyes "oh sue look at u, u shouldnt be out having such fun at your age - disgusting", "sorry mum". Spent Sunday in the garden gardening and being busy, not a bad weekend at all!!
Or get one of these my baby german shepherd, gorgeous and thinks hes a human!!
Bloody hell ive only scored 45 - thats the lowest of everyone on here!! Im gutted - think i need to broaden my horizons!! Any other ideas???
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i got a question hope u can help. i have a fantasy of fucking a women hard!! fast!! deep!! long!! hard!!! and for as long as posible, so that she cums, cums and cums. how can i do that?

you think that going to make her cum :shock: :shock:
Well if it was me you where fucking i would of got trough 4 packet's of nail files... and left with no nails :eeek:
Sorry but theres more to making a women cum by just wham banging away for hours on end!.......not only that she would be bloody sour ouch!I couldnt have put it better!!
:cheers: Hi and welcome - have lots of fun - i wanna go to a munch too - but i live in Shropshire and not many other peeps appear to!!
:shock: Please tell me this is a joke - im so addicted, what will i do without SH???
Oh Helen thank god for that - i thought i was just me!!! One of my recent lovers swore blind it must be with a problem - he said i was the only woman he had shagged who couldnt come!! Made me feel just great i can tell u!! i can cum quite easily using the tongue or fingers (esp both wink ). I told him that about 80% of women cant cum thru penetrative sex but no, he wouldnt have it - he kept on and on grinding into me saying "oh is that right" "how about this". Talk about being under bloody pressure!! I have spoken about this to my mates and only two of them can cum from intercourse but i cant and i want to!! Oh well at least its not just me ........... xxx
:welcome: Hi Charlie, that was a great introduction to yourself - maybe chat to u in the chatroom sometime?? Have fun!!! x
biggrin Hiya guys - :happy: look forward to chatting to u on here sometime maybe!! Have lots of fun, the people in here are really nice!! x
:happy: :happy: :happy: ohhhhhh i love a great big snog - nothing better, love it, love it, love a bit of sex to go with it of course, but like u say, if i go out and have a good snog im happy!!
Hi SexyG - not quite sure why u posted this in this forum, why didnt u put it in the Cafe?? Im a sexy older lady who likes younger guys too ........
I went out on Sunday and got chatting to the bar manager of Utopia - he told me some interesting stories and apparently hes the guy in the pic in the News of the World!!
biggrin hI Maia,
Have fun and enjoy yourself - im fairly new and i am addicted!!!
We watched Doctor Who and i thought Chris Eccleston was amazing - bit edgy and very funny. I have to say tho, i did tape Ant and Dec - i love little Ant and Dec. biggrin
I love my rabbit BUT its soo bloody noisy!! Also sometimes i find the ears dont quite reach or is that just me??? lol
biggrin It just has to be "NINE AND HALF WEEKS", i love that film esp the strip tease Kims character does the Mickey Rourke's character. My partner fantasised about Kim, i fantasised about Mickey, but my god he looks just awful now!!
I also thought some of the scenes in "Crash" were hot in a kinda disturbing way........
smile Ive done the test and im 62% slut - didnt think i was that bad, a bit naughty sometimes, but thats bad!!
Mine has recently come out too after having it done last summer. Phoned up the woman who did and she said to try and re-pierce it by lubing up the end of another belly bar with my kj jelly (dont know why she assumed i had some lol), tried that, but couldnt do it, so ive left it out for now. Shame really coz i really loved it.
Hiya how about Archie, or Alfie, or Harvey, there are so many great male names around for dogs, what breed is it? My dogs are Max and Charlie just sos u know!!!
I like good wine, Bacardi and coke and Vodka and tonic. Wine always gets me pissed the quickest tho! x
biggrin Hi Steve, im a newbie too, welcome, have fun and maybe have a chat in the chat room sometime!!
:welcome: have lots and fun and enjoy yourself - i know i am!! xx