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Sxboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Essex

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zap zap and it will be gone into the swingingheaven failed threads dungeon
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minis
so i take it from your psots taht your a bum man then lol

Looks like thai ladyboy language !!!!
john pull yourself together man
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Anybody knows of places where I could find gloryholes for straight men (ie. known by ladies/couples) ?
Lucas

its a luck dip what youll find /get
probably another bloke though
clubbing and on the lash
the coach driver might get lucky on the comfort break on the way home redface surprisedops:
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Hi my name is dave and if you want Gay chat ring xxxxxxxxxxxx

lucy_dave COME ON !!!!
defend yourself !!!! keep the thread going its greattttttttttt
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sorry mate got da names muddled..brain nobbed at moment just got back from weekend in dublin having the liquid craic

Is the rumour I hear true? Are they finally importing the REAL stuff to the UK?
Does this mean I dont have to go back to Dublin just to get a decent pint?
Fuck I hope so.. MMmmm biggrin
all guiness from next month is from st james brewery dublin ( in the uk )
yipee
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possibly infected with pus..mind you coming from norwich ..who knows

Bloody cheek lol
Sorry meant for one idiot only ,,please accept my apologies
see cheered your day up already
make sure your leathers clean..no smears or scratches
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Hi Ladies
Tall dark 30 something, easy travelling distance anywhere just off A1 available tomorrow and Thursday for fun.
Tell me where to be and when I 'll be there raring to go!
Contact me if you want a bit of uncomplicated fun fun fun!
biggrin

you can come and wash my car its filthy
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how do i place a photo add on here confused:

invite jamnat round and get the personal service redface surprisedops: :oops:
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dont know how any one can drink it
but ive been told its good

you dont / wont drink GUINESS then ?
should front bottoms be on display in shopping centres ?
say every thursday night adults only
great the supermarket would never be the same !!!!
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woman or couple wanted for the above.
hampshire (ish) smoker please, must be horny.
daytime only

does this relate to size of woman ? ? ?
size of horn ??
wife dont let you out to play in evenings ???
OTHER
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it was it nearly killed her
when they fibished she was half the woman she used to be lol
doing fine and its john redface

sorry mate got da names muddled..brain nobbed at moment just got back from weekend in dublin having the liquid craic
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Right, so we have a Lucy the lesbian and Dave the gay man both using the same username.......... yeah, OK rolleyes ........... so Dave/Lucy*, you know what happens to liars, don't you? That's right, their noses grow so long that they get trapped in the special liar detectors at SH Towers, then we have to shoot the culprits as an act of mercy...........
The countdown begins :bounce:
*delete as appropriate

shooting the culprits stops re offending in 100% of all cases * blue take aim hunny
hi
welcome and happy hunting
enjoy your stay and play nicely
redface surprisedops: :oops:
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i prefer front bums

lol nice one mate
sadly dont get to see them at lakeside shopping centre !!!!!
however !!!!!
if you did men would go shopping a hell of a lot easier with their womenfolk redface surprisedops:
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POSSIBLY a man pretending to be a woman whose a man whose gay ??

No never :shock: That can't possibly be true :shock: :shock: :shock:
People don't actually fib do they? :eeek:
she is a 22 year old lesbian who works in shropshire according to HIS 1st post
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ive seen a documentary about a woman with a massive swelling on her body
it was a 8 stone tumor

jesus !!! thas a passenger and a half !!!!
how u doing james ?-
sloughs too far on me pushbike
should not have any probs with those chests
very happy hunting
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Errrr Dave?? Sorry, just me again confused
Ummm, your sig??? the girl2girl chat thing?? ......... How?? :confused: dunno
Are you telling fibs???? cool
:confused: :dunno:

star mod detective susses out the crime of the century !!!!! hurrah
change your e mail to
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id have got it seen to well before it got to 7"

possibly infected with pus..mind you coming from norwich ..who knows
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Hi my name is dave and if you want Gay chat ring xxxxxxxxxxxx

POSSIBLY a man pretending to be a woman whose a man whose gay ??