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Sxboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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Quote by bigDewi69
has any one here actually posed for a soft porn magazine then ?
tell us all..go on redface surprisedops:

I tried to, but they said I wasn't suitable for Readers Wives lol rolleyes
might be something to do with having a cock !!!!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:
has any one here actually posed for a soft porn magazine then ?
tell us all..go on redface surprisedops:
Any women in essex or london 35+
want a good time NSA
pm for details
Quote by marmalaid
Alex, my god woman have you any idea what that avatar is doing to the red blooded males ( and females )on this site? you are a minx :twisted: hump

She's got lovely breast too, or did I mention that already?
drool drool drool
this lady is defo defo
a full page of the 2006 calender
preferable June ( gemini the twins ...wink)
OK I'll start...
not June but may be the ...FRONT COVER
Alexandra( not licking up ) you are lovely and age has f all to do with it
this lady is defo defo
a full page of the 2006 calender
preferable June ( gemini the twins ...wink
Quote by shad
whats wrong with a HOT woman

Nothing mate, just raise you eyes to the delectable mrs shad. lol
could not agree more shes got a lovely frontage redface surprisedops:
Quote by goodporking
has his swelling been lanced yet.....

Whose Lance ? and is he any good ?
Quote by Alexandra
I do know what you mean Chris - I wasn't commenting on the actual fact or fiction of whatever has or has not been said. I have been watching the thread over the last couple of days but I don't want to comment on any of the details as they are none of my business.
But there has to be a time when enough is enough, before is spirals completely out of control.
There is already one thread about someone being apprehensive about attending a munch.
Reading this thread they are now probably terrified!
I just feel it's time for everyone to step back and take a deep breath.
Regardless of anything else - this is not a life or death matter.
YEP cant argue on that one..mighty fine breasts
There are far more important things in this life to put such energy into.
But - they are only my feelings.
I won't and have no wish to pass comment/judgement/opinion on any other member/mod here.
Big hugs, Alex x
Quote by jamnat20032003
anyway it could have been lent
you know the christian holiday around easter lol

keep digging that hole mate
i reckon you get it christmas and easter then if your one of those religious shaggers
PMSL
Quote by marmalaid
i ve heard of men using dental anaesetic ( novocaine ) in condoms to prolong sex
dont know if it works or true though

Anaesthetic before the drilling, madam?
suave,smooth ,and can spell
eh by gum there a talented bunch north of watford
Quote by jamnat20032003
now know what you mean
i did shag a woman in lent once while i was working away
a few months later she was in fiesta in the readers wife section

John
why did you only lent her one !!!
are you that tight ?
andy
i ve heard of men using dental anaesetic ( novocaine ) in condoms to prolong sex
dont know if it works or true though
you have 30 second to publically apologise for your pm or your stay at swingingheaven will be over very !!!! shortly
Quote by jamnat20032003
ditto what stiff4u said really mate

double ditto
people ring you up to try to see you something in the last couple of minutes of that nites soap
DOH DOH DOH
Quote by miss
Is this tonite as in thurs nite?

its wednesdays date on first post
so the boat may have been missed
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Now Serve Anal!

are you really ?
i will pop round for a portion redface surprisedops: :oops:
hoodies = public flogging
more than 1 item of burberry clothing = public flogging
being Sven goran Ericson = public flogging
Quote by Lissa
My perfect encounter?
Hmmm..................one that ended up with all three holes filled at the same time smile
I guess synchronised spunking would be too much to hope for wink

cum to essex and get the 3 holes special guarenteed :wink: :wink:
Quote by marmalaid

Bugger, too slow again lol

It took you an extra hour and a half to come up with that? rolleyes cool
does this man wear running shoes ?
faster than a sppeding bullet
MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMALLLLLLLLLLLAID
Quote by lancyuk
lol.
now weve talked about it some more, has anyone else got the massive sex buzz?
i bet it catches on like the crazy frog ;)

is that from an oversized vibrator
potentially it could cost an un suspecting punter a fortune
Quote by JoeMiller
im confused again john dunno
never watch Al murray lol

More to the point, who is Al Murray?
fat bald comedian of SORTS
Quote by marmalaid

thank you most kindly Chris...top man

You're welcome.
Feel free to send me a phone top-up card as a reward wink
Chris.
PS Thanks Jags. No phone numbers... must remember that.
JAGS HAS TERMINATED THIS COMEDIAN
Quote by marmalaid
Just did a google on 07046 and came up with this from AOL here
07046 0 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 32 22 10.5 0
07046 1 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 37.5 25 12.5 0
07046 2 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 49 39 39 0
07046 3 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 49 39 39 0
07046 4 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 20 20 20 0
07046 40 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 49 39 39 0
07046 41 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 49 39 39 0
07046 42 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 49 39 39 0
07046 43 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 49 39 39 0
07046 46 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 39 29 29 0
07046 5 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 5 5 5 0
07046 7 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 50 50 50 0
07046 8 Calls to Personal Numbering Services 5 5 5 0
07046 9 Calls to Personal Numbering Services and Mobile telephones 30 20 10 0

The numbers at the end are p/min Daytime, Evening, Weekend, All Day.
Looks like that ad needs reporting, go back to it and click Report this ad at the bottom (or is it the top) of the page...
Chris
thank you most kindly Chris...top man
Quote by dambuster
does anyone know if any numbers starting 07
can be premium rate or can they only be mobiles ?
the whole prefix of number is 07046 ?
its in a personal ad reply and suspicious of it

Beware the terminology SXBOY.
I remember "personal" numbers coming on the market afew years ago that were charged higher than standard, but sort on not enough to classed as "premium"
They were prefixed 07000
And if it's a personal ad - i'd bet a full jar of tufanega that it'll be above standard rate.
SPOT ON using marmalades AOL thingee min
Quote by duncanlondon
It sounds like she's not really interested yet.

this might be the crux of the problem ...well thought out duncan
does anyone know if any numbers starting 07
can be premium rate or can they only be mobiles ?
the whole prefix of number is 07046 ?
its in a personal ad reply and suspicious of it