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12 Oct 2005

supposedly true.. absolute ravers every last one of them

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12 Oct 2005

WIGAN alledgedly

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12 Oct 2005

if your watching good football such as brazil our southend united yes
if not sex
but a good blow jobs better than both

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12 Oct 2005

what about the flintstones fred and wilma ?
where have those prolific posters got to ?

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12 Oct 2005

Quote by Serendipity
So based on this view, no lesbians will ever be bulimic?

Interesting thought !!!!
your dietry ,eating functions are prefect ,,however your allergic to knob

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12 Oct 2005

i always wanted to have sex in a freezer !!!!!
the supermarket manager threw us out though

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12 Oct 2005

:P wonderfull news about your daughter :P
the house and other shit dont matter even 1% of the above ,cancer in all forms is foul both for the sufferer and the relatives
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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12 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i've never had a reply to my add :cry:
do you think i should take the pics off? :lol2:

whats your ad number then ?

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12 Oct 2005

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and i still think the Forum and Chatroom works 1000000 times better than the ads section. my ad is just purly now a "this what i look like" add.
my sentiments entirely

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12 Oct 2005

nicely presented ???? is that the same as well preserved ? lol
the first ones done by a celebrity tv chef
the second is done by the undertaker

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11 Oct 2005

i one told this girl she had the perfect face for radio
( being from essex )
she was exctatic

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11 Oct 2005

remember to look after the enviorment and take the bottles to a bottle bank

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11 Oct 2005

had mine dyed white blonde when 19 went wrong ..carrot colour and ended up having a number 1

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11 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
I was listening to that Katie Melia tune on the radio this morning and it made me wonder how people know which bike is theirs when there are so many all outside factories? :shock:

They probably have to have number plates.
Alexandra ----yeah--thought these were push bikes !!!

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11 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
I was listening to that Katie Melia tune on the radio this morning and it made me wonder how people know which bike is theirs when there are so many all outside factories? :shock:

I know what you are on about!
I like that record!
the sherry is delivered in crates round here then

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11 Oct 2005

Quote by devondelight
well its a risk we take, i ain't shagging in a wet suit :lol2:

trouble is your legs would buckle under thrusting
Would she jerk like a marionette does with each thrust .. legs and arms flying all akimbo each time :shock:
DD Hi NN wave

could be funny to watch

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11 Oct 2005

Quote by goodporking
Already done that one...and she doesn't even blummin wear it! 4 grand on a ring and it sits in the box...
She like's practical things....no I'm not going to buy her a new vacuum cleaner!

nice pair of fell working boots and water proofs ..bad winter predicted

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11 Oct 2005

its not great up there
there is a lot of gay activity and late night yobs
not really a couples thing at all

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11 Oct 2005

Quote by pb4u
My god do people actually put sherry on their you enjoy it?

i meant you !!! thought youd been drinking

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11 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well its a risk we take, i ain't shagging in a wet suit :lol2:

trouble is your legs would buckle under thrusting

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11 Oct 2005

Quote by pb4u
I was listening to that Katie Melia tune on the radio this morning and it made me wonder how people know which bike is theirs when there are so many all outside factories? :shock:

Sherry on the corn flakes ?

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10 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
I'm partial to a good St Trinians night. Maybe because the first party I went to in the northeast was just that...and it was a gooooood night. :D :D

great idea..what was arfur daleys character called ?

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10 Oct 2005

since be told off a long while ago ..by two helpfull mods..i keep my search button polished and ready for action
when i remember to use it redface

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10 Oct 2005

Quote by pb4u
I would love to help but I am having toruble using this site with my sincalir zx spectrum. :shock:

dont take the wee wee out of tatty not very nice of you

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10 Oct 2005

Mines more MFF
with them both massaging me and attending to my every need redface

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10 Oct 2005

Quote by burnie
There's another brand called 'king of shaves' which you can get at boots, or Superdrug too. Tiny little bottles of shaving oil. I haven't tried them ,but hubby has.

this is an excellent range of products

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10 Oct 2005

Quote by warwick
Its his flaming crocodile Sx and the little so and so finds it hugely amusing to put it in the bath , in my bed etc etc :roll:

well the young man seems to have a sense of humour about him ..good for him

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10 Oct 2005

Quote by warwick
A six foot inflatable crocodile :shock:
And when son number two gets home from school hes in deep trouble :shock: :shock:

how did the crocodile get in there ? did he have door keys or did he just sneak in ?
whys number 2 son in trouble ?

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10 Oct 2005

no thank you

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7 Oct 2005

that would need some serious lubrication

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