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Sxboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Essex
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Quote by equi-princess
Dont bother with the little flashing dog that sits on the ipod....... go for the docking station for ipod..... or.... the in-car connection for ipod...... so much better and will last longer than small, inferior, plastic, flashing, canine figurine....
equi-princess xxx
we have an expert in our midst
Quote by treasurechest
you have missed 1 out on the poll......and that is>>> she can crush a cock with a simple squeeze... :twisted:
Im even better than that i can crush a cock with one simple look, no fanny necessary!!!!
Seriously how the hell does anyone know the size of their own fanny?
Ive never had any complaints and even some remarks on how tight it is, but how does one really know?
the acid test is an arm can easily go up it ,a baby comes out of it so surely its the flexibilty rather than tightness !!!
Quote by davej
Well i sent a text message to tell her to come home ,when she's between workplaces,for a shag
Heres hoping :wanker:
please tell me she isn't a bus driver, cos I would have the right hump if I'd purchased a £2 return to the town centre and ended up sitting on the top deck with the engine left running outside your house for twenty minutes.
2 mins to get in house,upstairs and undress ,,30 seconds for foreplay,,30 seconds for intercourse,2 mins to get out to the bus
that makes only 5 mins...whats the other 15 mins for ? fish and chips ?
Quote by dambuster
Mine is 7.5 inches and thick . . .
if thats on the soft its impressive ...if not..well
btw - where exactly are we supposed to measure from ?
and - do you measure the top side, or underside ? cos there'd be a difference, surley ?
and . . . . What questions did you ask it ?????????
