Quote by davej
Nope, taint the words you need to watch out for it's the old Martyr act in this house, the old 'look at me and how busy I am compared to you ya lazy bastard'...the frenzy of activity at a higher speed than normal with just a tad more emphasis and noise thats supposed to draw a reaction......
c'mon ya bastard you can see I'm pushing this hoover with a bit of venom inside me..ask me whats up... :fuckinghell:
fuckin hell she's pushing that hoover with a bit of venom inside her I'm saying fuck all
..I will sort out the pots and pans cupboard and really bash the fuckers then he's got to ask whats up then I will rip into him
:shock: fuckin hell are them pots and pans getting some, she obviously wants a row..well no chance....tum ti tum ti tum :whistling:
That fat bastard can see that I'm snowed under and am the only one that does anything around here so have this ironing board in your face!...now ask me whats up..c'mon...ask me!!! I'll rip yer bollocks off and feed em to the dog
This is a real shit place to be cos if I don't ask her whats up she's gonna go on with the martyr game and get angrier and angrier...if I do ask then it's gonna be :kick: time...now what.
c'mon!...c'mon! yer bastard your looking at me, you bloody know it, now ask! go on ask! :x
fuckit there's only one thing to do....whats up?...
nothing!
oh ok
fuck it! fuck it! fuck it!...go on ask me again :evil:
you sure?
whats up!...whats up!..blah :fuckinghell: blah blah fucking blah bastard blah :fuckinghell: and then you :fuckinghell: blah blah blah....
genius - had me laughing out loud and i am sitiing her on my own!
:roll: 
:bolt: :bolt: