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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Greater London

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Mal - I think i should posting near you - your bum looks a little firmer than mine - lol
Quote by debz4u
Welcome Splodger69 and wetrandysam hope you have a great time in SH
ok ill start again lol redface
yes we were all new ones im sure i wasnt an idiot :shock:
but have been a few times sinse lol so
ill shut up now :shock:

surely not lol
Quote by HandyAndy1973
Well said Smiffyboo.
I think I am in a similar position to you. I have spoke to some very friendly poeple on here, you know who you are ;o) but have come accross some that dismiss you because your new, unless ofcourse your 100% stud material !!!
I hope your time and mine spent in here will show to others who is for real and who's a fake / pain in the bum..........................
Good hunting smiffyboo.

Hi Andy - I think in time your views about being dismissed will change - that only happens when someone asks for it. I would in no way consider myself 'stud material' but have got to know some people on here and been welcomed with open arms.
I am guessing you will find the same.
Smiffyboo - liked your post at the top. Welcome and Enjoy!
Quote by osemlover
As long as there is consent between all parties involved who are we to judge what other people do for a thrill.
You may think it's a huge risk, but no doubt you play with you own set of rules and they are entitled to play with theirs, even if they are different from yours.
Basket Case

Yoiu're quite right BC and that's why I specifically didn't say they shouldn't be allowed to do it, just that we wouldn't for the reasons I mentioned.
Naughtynymphos - saw one ad for example which mentioned the desire to have unprotected sex and no contraceptives as the risk of pregnancy was apparently the big turn on! Not for us it ain't smile
I know the points you are trying to make - and having met you know what genuine and fun people you are but do think it is a case of each to their own. :)
Quote by celestria
The Colour of MAgic ?

yup :thumbup: ... right going to bed for an hour.... catch you all later
if you weren't earlier you are now sounding older than your 33 years - surprised lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
sorry mal
didnt think that would count as its only a little 1 redface
ill cut it off an re post it :shock:
sorry

That's ok now.
Mal
no bum pics allowed either:grin:
rolleyes :roll:
I am a bit of a techophobe but predictive is one thing I have got sorted - very useful and time saving...although you do have to do a lot of double checking!
Quote by Tra-n-Lee
Hello!
We're new to the site! Be gentle!!! lol
Good to be back... sorta forgotten the buttons! biggrin
Tra-n-Lee xxx

Good to have you back where you belong wink
Quote by devondelight
Oh I am happy cause Father Christmas brought me the one thing I wanted early biggrin
I just love playing with it too :twisted:
DD

go on..
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OO and yes he still cleans his teeth with it! rotflmao

Yeuwwwwwww
DD
Not sure if thats too much information or not enough!! - lol
Hiya Sam - The number of Ladies from Essex in here is increasing - yay!!
Hope you enjoy this place.
I lost my virginity on a beach in portugal and my second shag was in the sea. Was quite pleased with that start.
All gone downhill from there :cry: :cry:
Any offers for some new places? biggrin
Quote by Dawn_Mids

not very imaginative but you get the idea!!

Thats bloody brilliant, well done kiss
Ignore Bloke, so far he has been too gutless to post any pictures of himself rolleyes
Thanks Dawn - nice to be appreciated.
I always ignore Bloke - but wish he would stop stalking me!
Quote by Kit-Off
Bonjour.

Bonjour to you to hun. We have never spoken before have we? If not hi
We have not - hope the frenchies are looking after you - will you be popping back every now and then?
Hi Len n Emily - an intro from SH royalty a good start!!
Hope you enjoy this House of fun.
Quote by H_ippy
Hahaha...............you lot missed the point..........having to advertise for no strings sex with girls from essex??????!!!!!!!!!!...................very good,ironic even................I'd best go hide again.

bolt :bolt:
Hiya - wow, a single female in the south.....very rare in here wink
Hope you enjoy this place and find what you are looking for.
Quote by Ice Pie
have seen the phrase......no timewasters.....but whats the tell tale signs

...when they tell you they own a Bentley then give you a Dartford phone number...
... when they suggest meeting at the Ritz then ask you where it is...
... when they tell you they don't have a landline then you hear it ringing in the background before one of their parents answers it...
... when you ask them if they'd like a Moet '76 and they say "Yeah, that's my favourite position!"...
... when you ask them about foreplay and they think you mean a new games console...
brilliant Ice.