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TallFunLondon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Greater London

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Apparently for shift workers it is just tough shit and they have to work extra hour - harsh - although guess it works the other way round in March.
Personally hate my pic being taken - I think the reason is that my favourite assett apart from the obvious is my height and that doesn't come across in a pic and always looked stupid in those school ones - dont think i ever recovered!
Hi Carlo,
Welcome - enjoy it - there seems to be a bit of confusion - am guessing you are male?? as one or two seemed to have guessed the other way!!
I think the easiest way if you are out of practice is to take control physically and tell her excatly what you are doing and why..and asking her lots of questions as you do, thereby getting her to interact with you leading the conversation...
Glad you enjoying it....you could be in for a long ride - its very hard to get off apparently!!
Congratulations - good effort - definately worth coping with the nerves then!!
I get nervous when doing anything for the first time - particularly meeting new people from here!
I was always told that the first and most important thing to master in cooking is a good white sauce - and from there the world is your oyster (or mussle as this thread has made me out and buy some so i can be creative this evening!)
Dont think you could word a law that covered this properly and sensibly hence why there probably is not one - but agree with most of whats been said.
Do need to remember though that whilst alcoholism is self inflicted it is also a disease.
Dont mind giving a small donation if they are polite and have made an effort......its the ones that demand it from you that p**s me off
Warwick - it is such a warm and happy day i dont think you need your coat - just a t-shirt will do!
Apparently I shout a lot in public to people a long way away and embarrass those with me!?
Up with the cooking - couldn't boil an egg until about a year ago....but got over that and now love it, always creating new things - bring it on!
Apparently 1 in 5 pubs that serve food are going to stop doing food just so that people can continue to smoke in the pub
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TSL
A bit like men and women then
The Male sleeps and the Woman thinks for both rolleyes

no comment!
When is very little and had just started talking my parents couldn't shut me up so came up with a story...they told me that in your lifetime you were only allowed to say a certain number of words...and that if I kept talking i would not be able to speak when I was older so i had better keep quiet - it was 'apparently' the reason why old people didn't talk very much as they only had afew words left - lol - always makes me smile!!
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I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year) redface

Beach sex is good but the sand gets everywhere....and I mean everywhere :shock:
I've always wanted to do it under a waterfall....no idea why!
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The scene in 'Cocktail' maybe??
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html
that link will help you - have fun and enjoy!
Does anyone have any random but interesting real facts I can add to my general work/pub/social chat...
my favourite at the moment as about how dolphins sleep...two of them swim next to each other and shut off half their brain each so there is one whole brain working between them and then continue to swim along as they sleep. genius!
maybe there were loads of sheep huddled together and someone thought it had been snowing??
Alexandra - only because your sig says you are married and only here socially......was being respectful!!
Have now thought about this a bit more and been looking through the forum and from avatars and posts and from a newbies perspective here is my list......
Debbiewebs
Chardonnay
givemeahug
Sarah
debz4u
onlyme
HornyRed
Amber
Blue
Vix
kazswallows
Ambridge Anne
Little Gem
princess swallows
Fernie Bee
and forgot..
NN
Alexandra
Marmalade
new this was going to get me in trouble - lol
now I think the real question is will any of them be interested in me!!
Like most things I think if you have had a bad experience with them then you are going to want them banned - if you only experiences are of them being used as they should be then maybe not.