Partners in [sex] crime

Always broad-minded, usually dirty-minded and occasionally high-minded, we are two playmates-turned-partners seeking like-minded rakes and harlots for carnal cavortings and erotic escapades.

Intrepid, funny, wanton fucks win out over jittery first-timers or jaded seen-it-all-befores. Loquacious, licentious, libidinous lovers who look good and can laugh (at themselves, us and others). Filthy, brainy creatures who understand the difference between discreet and discrete. Extra kudos for those with an appreciation of ritual and a sense of the theatrical. Gorgeous geeks are more than welcome. For us it’s all about the intercourse – social as well as sexual.

For: androgyny; wenches and knaves, imagination; switchiness; sex parties; Lelo; Babes n’ Horny; mustelids; Twin Otters; the Story of O; vintage clothes; vintage porn; Philip Larkin; Voluptuous Panic; Nick Drake; Sweeney Todd.

Against: prissiness; squeamishness; phoniness; the stink of chemicals; snobs; pencils; cold fish; logs; complacency; tomato soup; the battle of the sexes.

Fantasies: Shortbus; Spirited Away; Deliverance; Nights At The Circus; Vampyros Lesbos; Scenes from Caligula; Tipping The Velvet; the human sacrifice; Victorian spanking school.