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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Sex God
a man after midnight! :rascal:
shamelessly nicked by madonna recently
get ya own stuff mrs 
shamelessly nicked by madonna recently
get ya own stuff mrs Sex God
On a man its the chest/back/shoulders i find sexy 
hwoar: Feeling and stroking them feeling the strength :inlove: but not just lean muscly ones - any ones
On women I like a nice peachy bum :rascal: so Gimme bums!
hwoar: Feeling and stroking them feeling the strength :inlove: but not just lean muscly ones - any ones On women I like a nice peachy bum :rascal: so Gimme bums!
Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
I prefare u in nuffin
:twisted:
the non pish-head pished??
Not pished... hes just got a nice ass
He has that
hwoar: Sex God
Quote by Peanut
bj's / cuniligus offered as a reward of owning up to my 2 messages
Please
Im begging: :eeek:
I really really wanna know!! :confused2:
Please
:sticky:
If I own up do I get a BJ?
I didn't write them, but I'm quite willing, under the circumstances, to own up to it! :twisted:
find out who wrote em and your wish is my command
Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
I prefare u in nuffin
:twisted:
the non pish-head pished??
Sex God
dek likes me in thongs however i like to see him in no underwear :twisted: or jocks or thongs, boxers cover to much 
mesh/string briefs work well to
:twisted:
mesh/string briefs work well to
:twisted:
Sex God
I was very discreet - i had to be living in a very small village at the time my mother still thiks ive only had 3 sexual partners - one gave me my son - one im living with and the other was a 2 week wonder wonder how it lasted that long
wonder how it lasted that long Sex God
bj's / cuniligus offered as a reward of owning up to my 2 messages
Please
Im begging: :eeek:
I really really wanna know!! :confused2:
Please
:sticky:
Please
Im begging: :eeek:
I really really wanna know!! :confused2:
Please
:sticky:
Sex God
love erotic talk - even better if its in a sorta code when your around other people
Sex God
For later in the evening when im feeling dancy -
Hey mr dj let the music play
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Lady-wise,
dark haired, definately
slender, i have slender ankles
and with smallish boobs thats me well and truely out :doh:
is what I'd say if pressed for a definition. :cry:
How about you?
Man type? do i have one
Ive never really gone for blonde men - barr once bad mistake Height/weight - men generally under 6 ft do well (less neck pain) :twisted: weight not an issue any size is my size
Brain - yes must have one :twisted:
Age - generally older than myself
Ability to keep my attention and make me laugh - doesnt matter who or why but definately gets further than looks
hwoar:Lady type? any hair colour any size any shape boobs like them smaller than mine (which isnt hard) None bitchy oh and someone who ya can have a good natter to without bigheadedness
No clearer? welcome to my world
Sex God
Actually the second toe being longer than the first is a condition called "Morton's toe". It is a condition that about 1/3 of the population has. It causes pressure to be displaced on the center of the foot and can cause foot pain if high heeled shoes and hard surfaces or walk on often. The longer 1st toe has nothing to do with evolution (as stated in the last post by somebody) our feet are a hereditary trait (we get from our parents). I myself have a longer 3rd toe on both feet stemming from the fact that both of my parents have a longer second toe.
I always thought, when the second toe was longer than the big toe, that it was "Athena's Foot," because her statue shows her second toe to be longer than her big toe. It's a mark of Athen's wisdom.
By link i am of a celtic origin
:shock:
Sex God
Quote by Phuckers
Plenty of "you-tube" style porn sites out there at the min, Saying that most porn does nothing for me i prefer reading material where i can build a scene in my head picturing the story but mostly in a way you find horny or can relate to. Not the way the porno wants you to view it
i love porn.
research found out a larger percentage of male get turned on by what they see but female is by what they hear..so there
Wont argue with that fact i just like being outside the boundary of percentages, i like what i like because i like it - not because someone/something else wants me to like it and says you have to like this that or the other to be "normal" Frankly its all bollocks
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
anyone found their secret crush yet??
I found one cos they confessed...but t'other one....still a complete and utter mystery....and my inbox has remained strangely quiet today
Nope :cry: i really wanna know whoever it was can ya pm please or leave another with a clue :giggle:
Sex God
I tried uploading a pic a while back of me sucking deks cock i was fully reconisable and only his cock was in the pic, it was never allowed So alot of it i think comes down to each mod - each will have slightly different mindsets when allowing pictures.
Sex God
Plenty of "you-tube" style porn sites out there at the min, Saying that most porn does nothing for me i prefer reading material where i can build a scene in my head picturing the story but mostly in a way you find horny or can relate to. Not the way the porno wants you to view it
Sex God
Hav'nt got a clue what it means may have to do some research or we could make our own theories up
My second toe is longer than my big toe because - of how many times i banged me big toe, it stunted its growth
My toes descend in length from the big toe because - thats the "norm"
I blame testosterone
may have to do some research or we could make our own theories up My second toe is longer than my big toe because - of how many times i banged me big toe, it stunted its growth
My toes descend in length from the big toe because - thats the "norm"
I blame testosterone
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Quote by annejohn
who gives a fuck ?
No one has to, Its only a little fun
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
make bubbles (and I don't mean by farting
When you do though do they always smell worse than normal out of water farts
?My farts never smell :smug:
OK so I lied
But do they smell worse in the bath? lol
Sex God
This little piggy went to market!
This little piggy went...
This little piggy had roast beef :P
This little piggy had none :cry:
This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home
This little piggy went...
This little piggy had roast beef :P
This little piggy had none :cry:
This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home
Sex God
It didnt mention toes but it mentioned fingers (index & ring) but i went off on a tangent cos mine are longer than my big toes
In Edit My second toes are longer not my fingers :doh:
Oh and maybe a nice mod like persona could add an option of "one is longer one is not"
In Edit My second toes are longer not my fingers :doh:
Oh and maybe a nice mod like persona could add an option of "one is longer one is not"
Sex God
After watching the program about john barrowman and conversations in chat i got to thinking how many of us have longer second toes than your big toe ?? :giggle:
Usual friday night waffle
Do ya worst!
Tan
:giggle:Usual friday night waffle
Do ya worst!
Tan
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
whomsoever sent my 2 messages MUST PM me immediately...the curiosity will just kill me doncha know.....and i wont bite...unless u want me to :twisted:
Ditto to that!
Well, not the people who sent Mrs. Bone messages, the people who sent them to me!
And me! i really really wanna know
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
oi kinky one....get behind me in the bribery queue
Nah im only little i can queue hop easily
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
To Tankinky:
Tanya my love,
Thou art more radiant than my desk lamp
More lovely than ice cream sundaes
More winsome than a buxom babe in a BBC costume drama
More temperate than a summer day at Skegness
Be my July Valentine?
:inlove:
:shock: :shock: :confused2: i really wanna know who sent this :confused2:
