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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by winchwench
Now listen up, as founder of the SHadies, there will be no SHadies orgies unless they're expressly authourised by myself.
I expressly authorise a SHadies orgy. :rascal:
It makes me feel important, ok?
:jagsatwork: aye aye cap'ain
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Quote by Peanut
and thankfuly i know who i'd rather be stuck in a lift with...
Does me being a hobbyist lift-repair technician make a difference?
:P
Do lifts have cameras in them to spy on people? specially shipping centre lifts?
This is Britain, the bloody things are everywhere.
I'm not sure about shipping centres, but shopping centres definitely have them :P
for typos and other things lol Sex God
Quote by Peanut
and thankfuly i know who i'd rather be stuck in a lift with...
Does me being a hobbyist lift-repair technician make a difference?
:P
Do lifts have cameras in them to spy on people? specially shipping centre lifts?
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Quote by Dawnie
make bubbles (and I don't mean by farting).
When you do though do they always smell worse than normal out of water farts
? 
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Quote by tantricboy
How to tell if you're with a sensitive lover: get in the bath together and see if they take the tap end.
Make sure the taps are in the middle :giggle: My aunt has one of those massive roll top baths with the taps in the middle and a walk in shower mind her bathroom is around the size of my house all together
and yes she has a fanny washer to (one of those silly things that water comes out of)old biddy bidee? one of those thingies Bath-night at your aunt's place it is then!
She aint got any neighbours either
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I often wake up very wet, usually means ive slept through sex :doh:
:giggle:
On a serious note i do wake up very wet specially if we have had a good play the night before dont know if it wet dream material but definately a sub conscience hornyness
:giggle:
On a serious note i do wake up very wet specially if we have had a good play the night before dont know if it wet dream material but definately a sub conscience hornyness
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Quote by tantricboy
How to tell if you're with a sensitive lover: get in the bath together and see if they take the tap end.
Make sure the taps are in the middle :giggle: My aunt has one of those massive roll top baths with the taps in the middle and a walk in shower mind her bathroom is around the size of my house all together
and yes she has a fanny washer to (one of those silly things that water comes out of)old biddy bidee? one of those thingies Sex God
Its more to do with me wearing less that triggers that horny feeling topless sunbathing on the trampolene always gets me started unfortunately it doesnt get to much sun and the front garden is way to open
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Only this guy one of the sexiest men alive and his voice aint half bad either :P
a mask could work
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Usually take a shower but when i go in the bath i make the most of it take a book with me and lie for up to an hour hair mask face mask and candles.
The holiday place we were at last year had a wonderful big corner bath i spent lots of time in it unfortunately dek chose not to join me :cry:
The holiday place we were at last year had a wonderful big corner bath i spent lots of time in it unfortunately dek chose not to join me :cry:
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Thats what friends are for :smug:
Do you look remotely like alan rickman? :giggle:
Do you look remotely like alan rickman? :giggle:
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Quote by Peanut
:giggle:
I find that hard to swallow
I dont i swallow well
every last...... dropI suppose you could call that a blow-by-blow description!
The only thing my wife ever swallowed was my enthusiasm for sex with her
Aww :therethere: :giggle:
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Quote by peanut
:giggle:
I find that hard to swallow
I dont i swallow well
every last...... drop Sex God
Quote by Peanut
PS: Do you have Miss_I_fuck_anyone_69's phone number :twisted:
Yes she does :twisted: Its mine
Well then.... I'm waiting...
:P:giggle:
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Fb would of hated the young me used to collect spiders in jars set em free in my sisters bed 2 mins before she came upstairs on the odd occasion she was snoring too loudly i used to put them in her mouth to :scared: nasty evil older sisters 
Fiddling with bikes
Making mud piles
Climbing trees
Making tarzan swings from the highest tree you could climb
Collecting spiders for said sisters punishment
Taming/breeding ferrets
Collecting newts and frogspawn in jars
Hanging about in the old disused mines close to home
Seeing how fast you could roll down the black heap (a local landmark left over from the disused mine basically a big pile of crap)
Yup normal girlie childhood for me
used to collect spiders in jars set em free in my sisters bed 2 mins before she came upstairs on the odd occasion she was snoring too loudly i used to put them in her mouth to :scared: nasty evil older sisters Fiddling with bikes
Making mud piles
Climbing trees
Making tarzan swings from the highest tree you could climb
Collecting spiders for said sisters punishment
Taming/breeding ferrets
Collecting newts and frogspawn in jars
Hanging about in the old disused mines close to home
Seeing how fast you could roll down the black heap (a local landmark left over from the disused mine basically a big pile of crap)
Yup normal girlie childhood for me
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Quote by Peanut
PS: Do you have Miss_I_fuck_anyone_69's phone number :twisted:
Yes she does :twisted: Its mine
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Quote by creampie123
Miss Cream xxx
PS For those who aren't sure who's typing, I sign my name, he doesn't sign
Does he put a X in the box?
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Im not willing to go nekid but sex in public (ish) places is always good 
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Not sure although i usually say if your girlfirend wants...? why is your account a single male one??
Answer we aint got around to changing it! fair doo's but no mention of her anywhere on your profile does she really exist
Answer we aint got around to changing it! fair doo's but no mention of her anywhere on your profile does she really exist
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Quote by Pete_sw
:bounce:
Don't give up yet sweetie
that said i'm not having much luck with mine either
I blame the fuel prices
get ya own excuse thats mine
