Sex God
Oh and "im the least pushy person you could meet" thats why your badgering for a meet yeah?
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Sex God
Im one of those who doesnt answer many pms
why? most dont read my profile properly (there isnt that much writing there honestly) when they read my profile and undestand what is written then they get a reply
If i answer "no thanks" i get a reply of "why not? am i to fat/thin/ugly/old/young/are you a timewaster.............." ending up in a conversation i dont really want to have
why? most dont read my profile properly (there isnt that much writing there honestly) when they read my profile and undestand what is written then they get a reply
If i answer "no thanks" i get a reply of "why not? am i to fat/thin/ugly/old/young/are you a timewaster.............." ending up in a conversation i dont really want to have
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
Il scratch your back but i dont have any gossip though :P
oh well.... who ae we gonna talk about?
lp
Price of cheese always a good subject :giggle:
and bread!
have you seen the price of bread recently?
Outrageous!
How's a fella supposed to put together a decent ploughmans these days when those two basic products have sky-rocketed to such a massive degree?
I'm a simple man of simple tastes... just a nice Cheddar and a simple crusty loaf and Im happy.
No more... dreadfull
lp
and the stupid price of decent butter tis to much for mere mortals like ourselfs
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
Il scratch your back but i dont have any gossip though :P
oh well.... who ae we gonna talk about?
lp
Price of cheese always a good subject :giggle:
Sex God
Never seen either of them 
and cant say ive seen any other musicals :twisted: ooh is oliver twist one? did that at the school play
and cant say ive seen any other musicals :twisted: ooh is oliver twist one? did that at the school play Sex God
Is mary poppins a musical 
i thought it was just some film
guess its mary poppins then :P
i thought it was just some film
guess its mary poppins then :P
Sex God
Quote by creampie123
...but was terrified an elderly couple out walking or a family with young kids would see me :shock: :scared:...
You could steal an idea from one of my exs, she used to love being naked out in the wilds, and just in case, she kept a dress that she could throw on quick if she needed to, with her in a little rucksack.
Best of both worlds.
As for being naked, if I was caught out, I think my reaction would depend on who/how I was seen. if it were just adults, part of me would be very tempted to just brazen it out and pretend it was normal, either that or RUN.
RUN VERY FAST!!!
Very good idea!! :thumbup: :thumbup: I'd be that much of a bag of nerves trying to get it on, I'd put it on back-to-front, inside-out and upside-down :huh: :giggle:
Miss Cream xxx
And manage to blow a gas cooker up while doing it
Sex God
a good few scenes from An officer and a gentleman *swoon* :jagsatwork:
Might as well perfect pretty women while im there
Might as well perfect pretty women while im there
Sex God
wheres wilts
can i get there by train
Do you offer a babysitting service?
can i get there by train
Do you offer a babysitting service?
Sex God
I rarely use IM i sit offline if someone is about i wanna chat to then il chat i dont need to be online to do so. Its also why i hardly ever (once in a blue moon) give mine to anyone or add anyone which it does say in my profile doesnt stop all them pms with contact details on though
Sex God
Awww :therethere: not a fuckwit at all put it down to experience and pick yourself up 
Sex God
Why do you want it removed? Just let it fall off the first few pages no one will ever find it....
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
Yaeh I thot that too tan ffs she didn't act all innocent the other night when she was out her back garden
I think we know her just to well
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
About half of 9 songs
:shock: :shock: Only half?? Tan ffs I'm shocked and surprised at you.
The other half is all music ffs
Sex God
Recast Alan Rickman in anything remotely sexy 
hwoar:
Oh btw anyone seen An awfully Big Adventure watched for very first time last night :twisted:
hwoar: Oh btw anyone seen An awfully Big Adventure watched for very first time last night :twisted:
Sex God
About half of 9 songs
The scene from ghost with the potters wheel mmmm (doncha just wish ) :P
The scene from ghost with the potters wheel mmmm (doncha just wish ) :P
Sex God
Quote by creampie123
I look at some peoples' profile piccies of them naked in public places and think "I wish I had the guts to do that"Once in Wales, in this area of greenery, I got the mr to take some topless shots of me but was terrified an elderly couple out walking or a family with young kids would see me :shock: :scared: So for me, I always cover up str8 away, as fast as I can and act all innocent
Miss Cream xxx
Sex God
Try getting an electric bill when i am on the key metre and always have been since moving into this house, I wont pay so they are taking me to court ive had the bills looked over by a solicitor i have no reason to pay!
Any company will rob you blind if you let them
Any company will rob you blind if you let them
Sex God
Im one that doesnt function well without coffee (to a point of sleeping most of the time if i dont have my intake) and yes every cup is very strong - expresso strength tried withdrawal and after a week of sleeping 18 - 20 hours a day and feeling sleepy the few hours i was awake i gave up and went back to drinking coffee and coka cola
Cups per day? 7+
Cans of coke per day? 5+
So yes i guess its an addiction
Cups per day? 7+
Cans of coke per day? 5+
So yes i guess its an addiction 