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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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If the sender deletes or reads the mail from there account it shows up as read from you side!
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Quote by Dawnie
Mine doesnt break up until wednesday
You can be as mean as you like, I'm not going to spank you :smug:
Maybe just a little
spank away :smug:
Quote by woohoo
Mine doesnt break up until wednesday
Would that be the schools or your dad that is breaking up on Wednesday??
My sons school breaks up on wednesday! you know a little thing looks a bit like a human taller than you, little bit shorter than me
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Quote by redpantherman
Personally I always had an open relationship so would have just carried on with that...
...at least I wouldn't be traveling halfway way up the country & me feckin car would still be in one piece!
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Quote by Dawnie
Some parents will also be suffering from the break up of schools.
My Dad has been suffering with our kids since this morning. I should have picked them up nice and early because I had finished my work today but I came home and logged in here for a quiet 30 minutes instead
Mine doesnt break up until wednesday
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prefer daytime over evening playing, its more naughty Just dont hold a convo with the next door neighbour while hanging out the window with someone between your legs
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Quote by jaymar
We lead such busy lives anyway and have various sets of friends mainly vanilla, so the socials we attend are very spaced out.
:giggle: i thought you just twittered
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Ok this one meet i had i fell out with them beforehand because i never actually met they left me bad feedback
Another meet i had, my babysitter didnt show i couldnt make the meet again i was left bad feedback
Arranged another meet and i got called home because the kids was poorly yet more bad feedback
My car broke down yet more bad feedback
Got called into work had to cancel meet
Family turned up unexpectedly could not get rid of them yet another meet buggered
MY LIFE GOT IN THE WAY OF MY SWINGING SO NOW IM A TIMEWASTER!!!!!! thats what happens with feedback!
Still such a good idea?
:giggle:
Another meet i had, my babysitter didnt show i couldnt make the meet again i was left bad feedback
Arranged another meet and i got called home because the kids was poorly yet more bad feedback
My car broke down yet more bad feedback
Got called into work had to cancel meet
Family turned up unexpectedly could not get rid of them yet another meet buggered
MY LIFE GOT IN THE WAY OF MY SWINGING SO NOW IM A TIMEWASTER!!!!!! thats what happens with feedback!
Still such a good idea?
:giggle:
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Quote by Bonedigger
pussy posse???
Tan please explain to a relatively newbie numpty what the pussy posse is and how to I become a member :thrilled:
Ask Sassy
:giggle:
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Swinging didnt exist or you had never come into the "swinging scene"
A comment Mrs Bone made on another thread got me thinking.........
Would you have just carried on with normal life keeping those little fantasies locked up? :shock:
Have you always had an open relationship so still do it in a roundabout way?
Would you have thought about or maybe cheated to satisfy those urges? :sad:
Personally always had an open relationship so would have just carried on with that proberly getting bored and going through phases and possibly one day settling for that 1 person relationship :angel:
Keep it nice please
:swingingchair:
A comment Mrs Bone made on another thread got me thinking.........
Would you have just carried on with normal life keeping those little fantasies locked up? :shock:
Have you always had an open relationship so still do it in a roundabout way?
Would you have thought about or maybe cheated to satisfy those urges? :sad:
Personally always had an open relationship so would have just carried on with that proberly getting bored and going through phases and possibly one day settling for that 1 person relationship :angel:
Keep it nice please
:swingingchair:
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Quote by Bonedigger
oooohhhh sassy, sounds VERY interestinghwoar:
Keep up gal thats what the pussy posse in September is for :giggle:
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Its summer time i guess alot will be having holidays round about now? :giggle: Maybe some subscriptions have ran out and they are waiting until after hols or what ever to renew not everyone has money so available at times, and then of course there is that little tiny distraction of "real life" that can get in the way
not everyone has money so available at times, and then of course there is that little tiny distraction of "real life" that can get in the way Sex God
can i be a "real women" by not going to see them either?
Went to one a good few moons ago friends paid for the ticket i gave it a try :doh:
Went to one a good few moons ago friends paid for the ticket i gave it a try :doh:
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Most of these private parties occur in peoples own homes it takes alot to invite near complete strangers into your own home, i know ive done it. if you get an invite great if not thats great to. Nothing to be petty about but people being people will always find something to maon about there will always be one spitting dummies out.
but people being people will always find something to maon about there will always be one spitting dummies out. Sex God
you just rest ya weary head here between the pillows cant hear anything then
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Quote by Pete_sw
awww, thats nice,now can you move your head just a little bit to >>>> this side? ..... mmmmmmm thats it :rascal:
:shock: wadaya mean the pillow's movinglook, no hands
Comfy there
good me to :P Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Right - the last time I did this it ended in mayhem!!!
Mayhem, :shock:
What on this site???, never
Breakfast is now being served.............
, oh and plenty of MARMITE on the toast :twisted:
:rascal:
:inlove:
:inlove: :inlove:
having spent an entire weekend physically getting down and dirty (oily and muddy ya perves
) but emotionally on a complete roller coaster, :scared:does anyone mind if I just sit quietly in the corner and get wasted:
Wagon? what wagon? oh you mean the one i just fell off of :giggle:
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Il sit in the corner with ya just incase ya wanna jump back on the wagon lol to much strenuous activity is bad for ya :cheers:
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Quote by jaymar
Nothing
Had a bloody fab weekend :twisted:
I'll second that......... even if I did talk a heap of twittering claptrap!
(Was lovely to meet you at last btw TanKinkyDoodle
)I never heard any twittering whatsoever
Lovely to meet you both at long last Sex God
Quote by Peanut
"Although I do suffer from chronic flatulence it won't be a problem as they are Nearly always silent"
:giggle:
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Quote by candj
(sorry for being the last to leave )
candj
xx
Ya wasnt the last to leave i was...
Thank you very much for a great night, lovely to catch up with past friends and meet new ones
Thanks for the use of the settee it was very comfy
Look forward to the next one Thanks again
Tan x
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Quote by Peanut
Joggers and a polo shirt is a style/fashion, isn't it?
It depends wether the joggers are tucked into the socks or not innit mannnnn
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Quote by woohoo
i would rather give oral than kiss
Can't wait to meet Tan again, feck the kiss on the cheek, she will just give me a BJ
might be a bit embarrassing If I meet her in Asda tho Asda has changing rooms and toilets :rascal:
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I dont follow trends at all i buy classic items that i can wear for years and that never go out of fashion.
Favourites of mine that always get mentioned by those skinny bints (those that seem to think they can fondle ya boobs without asking whilst saying i wish i had those :doh
in club toilets seems to be
White go go boots with a black stripe up the side £5 in a clearance sale still wearing them 5 years later :inlove:
A denim mini - pretty plain in design but easy to dress up or down and looks great with boots think i paid a quid for it worn it thousands of timeshwoar:
and of course the trust worthy good old denim jacket (bout 10 quid 8 ish years ago). they look so much better when you have worn them forever :twisted:
Favourites of mine that always get mentioned by those skinny bints (those that seem to think they can fondle ya boobs without asking whilst saying i wish i had those :doh
in club toilets seems to be White go go boots with a black stripe up the side £5 in a clearance sale still wearing them 5 years later :inlove:
A denim mini - pretty plain in design but easy to dress up or down and looks great with boots think i paid a quid for it worn it thousands of times
hwoar:and of course the trust worthy good old denim jacket (bout 10 quid 8 ish years ago). they look so much better when you have worn them forever :twisted:
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Quote by Pete_sw
Right - the last time I did this it ended in mayhem!!!
Mayhem, :shock:
What on this site???, never
Breakfast is now being served.............
, oh and plenty of MARMITE on the toast :twisted:
:rascal:
:inlove:
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Quote by Pete_sw
Having had the pleasure of being with a couple of of 'vertically challenged' play partners, I encountered no 69 style problems :rascal:
so I'd have to say, True :thumbup:
Ah see but your "only" nearly a mere foot taller than me
Im 5 foot 1 and a half (that half makes a big difference ok) When you have men that are nearly 7 foot this is where the problems lie :doh: Bj's are easy though dont need to bend down far
