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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by winchwench

I have decided that I would like the job of undertaker.

Nobody's going to die in SwingVillage!
You mean there's gonna be no stiffs? :shock:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Damn well hope so
Quote by Cherrytree
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

Me neither dunno but if ya cant beat em join em lol
Quote by DeeCee
i wanna say MOOB- as in man boob... but i dont suppose its in a dictionary.
so ill say
moor

That changing 2 letters smackbottom going from MOAN
Quote by __random_orbit__
tuts
:shock: biggrin
lp

stop hijacking!
<hijack> nice avator <hijack over>
FORM
Foot
Fort
Fart
Cart
Carp
Harp
Parp
Park
Pork
Port
Tort
Tart
Part
Dart
Dark
Bark
Dork
Fork
Form
Last word on plan is FORM
lets start from there? please
Quote by 8inches4u
what word we on, everyone seems to type what they want. lol

Were on Form
Quote by jameybruce
'because if they got the waist to fit, the jeans would look so very silly everywhere else' Or the belly could go!
Thanks for that. That's my point exactly! lol

maybe they are happy the way the look though? and why should anyone change for anyone else rolleyes and it isnt always that easy to lose weight a big belly does not mean unfit either
Quote by jaymar

Bloody well hope not, Mar. The cream cakes are all mine!!!! smackbottom

No their all mine!!! smackbottom i just like men which ever way they come! same for women its a lot more to do with personality with me
:rascal: :lickface:
:wanker:
Quote by jameybruce
And why do some guys wear jeans that are belted underneath an enormous overhang?

because if they got the waist to fit, the jeans would look so very silly everywhere else :doh: men have different shaped bodies to us, and if the have a belly usually it is above the waist and dont have the wide hips (we only have them for childbirth) well makes sence to me!
Got one redface i didnt think it was all it was made out to be and uncomfortable too. Now collecting dust.