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my eyes i recon albeit hidden behind glasses but i have a thang for other peoples eyes too :P after that possibly my hair
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Sex God
Big girls dont wank - fergie
Wanking at the discotech
Dont wank for me argentina, madonna
Love to see you wank, enrique iglesias
Wanking at the discotech
Dont wank for me argentina, madonna
Love to see you wank, enrique iglesias
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
Hiya Tan,
Not me! :shock: dek posted this i didnt even know about it until i signed infook me he must of started typing in december
Must have
Sex God
have nothing really helpful to add but good luck with the fundraising you beautiful person 
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Quote by Whipsnspurs
checked out your dual profile coz we'd only seen your single one tan. how many pictures? :shock: only looked at the first page but may have to go back and check the others out to :twisted:
whips
i think most of them are hidden but i rarely go on that account
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Anything of an intimate nature done without the partner knowing, lieing or avading the truth about it. Even planning it i guess because the idea is there :crazy: and yes kissing etc i would class as cheating if the other partner wasnt in the knowledge. Once found out its extremely hard to learn to trust that person again and im not sure you can 100% trust that person again :undecided:
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Not as much as i should, but neither do i perve piccies much or view ads, i guess i dont actively seek, i wait for things to happen get to know people in chat or the forum.
i guess i dont actively seek, i wait for things to happen get to know people in chat or the forum. Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Just a quick heads-up, voting finishes at 9pm tonight so any last second voting needs to be done by then.
So far the postal votes have not affected the voting at all, but be advised that may all change.
Good luck to all involved, I thank you all for making such an effort with what was after all, a post made on a whim.
Rest assured... I won't be making that mistake again..
Thank you to Stormy for all your hard work
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
you want a pic of me??
nope the tool belt minus trousers :twisted:
And you call ME forward!!!! :shock:
I'm just sweet and nice
Wasnt me who called you forward :shock: :twisted: but now you mention it
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Quote by winchwench
OMG we are SO checking the wording of our add now paranoia has set in
Also, didnt sound like your posting style Tan, but thought u might be having a feminine "moment" haha (errr no offence Dek)!!
Feminine moment
whats one of them 
: like when ya bang ya finger with a hammer whilst laying a wood floor and shout :fuckinghell: that hurt ?Nope, it's at the time of the month where you bang your finger, shout :fuckinghell: that hurt.....and then proceed to blame your fella for it (even if he's not there) and call him all the names under the sun.
Nah cant say i ever done that i blame my silly eyesight
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Quote by Service-man
you want a pic of me??
nope the tool belt minus trousers :twisted:
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Quote by winchwench
will do i have my leather tool holder belt still on just in case
i have a selection of tools the enable me to free women from diy.....and im cheap!!
:eek:
RPM! Competition!
Welcome to SH
we need piccies to see if it fits right :rascal:
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Quote by Srne
OMG we are SO checking the wording of our add now paranoia has set in
Also, didnt sound like your posting style Tan, but thought u might be having a feminine "moment" haha (errr no offence Dek)!!
Feminine moment
whats one of them : like when ya bang ya finger with a hammer whilst laying a wood floor and shout :fuckinghell: that hurt ? Sex God
Quote by rickyrainbow
Nice to be welcomed like that. Yes, quite an oldy. I remember Sgt Bilko, GMan, Alex, Jags... dunno if they're still around or not...
anyway, look forward to joining in the general chaos...
R
Jags and sarge are still around not sure about the others try a search
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my little ponies 
i received my favourite one as a pick me up for spending a month in hospital aged 7 for my sister to cut the tail and mane off because i was getting more attention than her at the time 
i received my favourite one as a pick me up for spending a month in hospital aged 7 for my sister to cut the tail and mane off because i was getting more attention than her at the time Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Getting refused alcohol in asda last week with a whole weeks shopping and 9 year son by my sidethis is the asda i shop in (and also buy alcohol) every darn week bleeding snotty nosed 18 year old check out staff telling me i dont look 25 erm thats cos i aint
I used to get asked if I was over 18 until I was 28 in Asda! :shock: I see some of the supermarkets are saying they will ask anyone their age if they think they are under 25
What makes me feel young? Shagging people that are a decade younger than me!
Fee
XX
Ive always looked older and maybe acted older than my real age
and been served with alcohol in shops since i was 14 asda have the policy if ya dont look 25 you will be asked for id Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hello
btw I've got jobs you can do!.............My kitchen worktops, plumb my new sink, fit the gas hob and do the flooring
What?
i can do that for you
owt wrong with ya bed what?
Sex God
i having problems in chat ok but trying to read or answer threds is virtually impossible
Could not query config information
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Quote by Srne
Hiya Tan,
Not me! :shock: dek posted this i didnt even know about it until i signed in
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Texts sounds silly but it is the only thing i dont miss now hes always worked away as long as we have been together so im used to not having the usual cuddles kisses etc when hes away, but hve always had the texts to keep in touch daily
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Quote by Juanpablo
Can you put me down for a defo please need to meet peeps up here now I am back
JP xx
Ya on the list should be a good night
come on peeps plenty places available get ya names down
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Quote by Bonedigger
I would like to say a BIG up to all my wonderful 'SHady Ladies' they know who they are :smitten:
They picked me up and made me smile (and cry also) when I was at a very low ebb yesterday, they are a very special group of gals, and I love em to bts for taking the time out from their problems, to make me feel better. :rose: :rose:
I am sure I will be back on top form soon enough and back giving this forum the hell it deserves!!! :twisted:
Just get back to top form and give us hell!
