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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by anais
Before I vote on one of the beautiful photographs here on the above criteria. Can I ask participant (if they don't mind answering)the following:
Are the photographs recent? (last 6mths say) Were they taken by an amateur (do it as a pastime)a professional or yourself?
Some I can guess at...
Thank you
I know Im a pain in the arris... Id like to ask more questions but I think I'll shurrup while the goings good
mine were taken about a month ago so pretty recent i think i posted the day they had been took will go do my homework, mine were took by another member of the site but not dek and no payment involved
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Quote by Whipsnspurs
on a recent night out i got chatted up by 2 guys even though it was very clear that i was with spurs. made my night.
i've always looked older than i am so it's great when guys in their 20's eye me up. one guy even does it in front of his girl friend which i think is a little off.
whips
Maybe they were swingers??
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Ive had many. would not be without but they are extra not an alternative when im in the mood i can use them up to ten times a day sometimes on my own other times with someone else. some times i can go weeks without bothering rabbits are good as penetration alone can be boring
rabbits are good as penetration alone can be boring Sex God
Tell someone how much you care about them, you might not get another chance
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Nosh is doing the rounds again 
when i say fancy a jump i normally wanna go on the trampolene :twisted: doing so late at night in heels causes accidents though :shock:
when i say fancy a jump i normally wanna go on the trampolene :twisted: doing so late at night in heels causes accidents though :shock:
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Quote by Mr_mrs_joy
Get ya names down ppl will be a good night.............gonna give tan the bumps lol
:shock: bumps no humps yes :rascal:
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Quote by redpantherman
Last year I done a four mounth contract for Pearson's on the Strand
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...Ooohh boy... was I smiling for the rest of the day! :happy:
Your as old as the women you feel
wanna feel 25 
:twisted:Pah...
Don't waste my time hunni
...I don't get outta me bed for less than 30 women a day! :twisted:
:rascal:
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Quote by redpantherman
Last year I done a four mounth contract for Pearson's on the Strand
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...
Your as old as the women you feel
wanna feel 25 :twisted: Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
i have a stupid amount of mail, im due a clear out bar those nice piccies someone sent me :twisted:
Sounds like they were trying to stick summat up yer in box
unlike you
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now don't be shy - Nola hasn't had nearly enough PMs yet!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Im still waiting for my second pm back, i think she may be busy :twisted:
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Quote by splendid_
oh gosh you are almost funny tan
weeeeeelllllll, the gay couple icon thing is a teeny weeny bit of a bug bear for me.
The site plan is for the new chatrooms to have the new icon in. The particular 'contributions' that I have made on this subject have been noted and I have been assured that this is something that will be happening.
It would seem from Tan's post that my 'contribution's' have been noted by more than just the site admin team.
Understatements are just so great are'nt they..
Hang around long enough and you get to know people albeit slightly, It bugs me to
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Quote by Sarah
Head on chopping block time………. :cry:
To me it is a big shame people cannot play fair in this thread, :cry: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Taken from the chat room T& C’s.
Chat Etiquette:
· No trolling: this means the posting of the same message over and over again.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
I personally think a certain someone needs disqualifying..............
Sarah picks head up tucks it under her arm, and wanders off
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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I think its something they are working on. im sure Splendid_ will reply to this one
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i have a stupid amount of mail, im due a clear out bar those nice piccies someone sent me :twisted:
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Getting refused alcohol in asda last week with a whole weeks shopping and 9 year son by my side 
this is the asda i shop in (and also buy alcohol) every darn week bleeding snotty nosed 18 year old check out staff telling me i dont look 25 erm thats cos i aint im 24 (until next week) no i dont have a driving licence and yes i always cary my passport in my coat pocket so it can fall out and go missing then pau stupid amount for it to be replaced - what happened to being able to buy alcohol from the age of 18
this is the asda i shop in (and also buy alcohol) every darn week bleeding snotty nosed 18 year old check out staff telling me i dont look 25 erm thats cos i aint im 24 (until next week) no i dont have a driving licence and yes i always cary my passport in my coat pocket so it can fall out and go missing then pau stupid amount for it to be replaced - what happened to being able to buy alcohol from the age of 18 Sex God
Quote by winchwench
What you on about you two? Stormy's in bed
Sorry Fire. We we're gonna tell you, honest! :cry:
some one has sabotaged (sp) stormy's account
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Quote by winchwench
Im not goin mad am i?? stormy replyed and now its gonehe quoted woohoo ? i didnt imagine it honest
Not mad
I will come back to thisHe's humoring you.
You're nuts! :lol2:
Im not, Im not mad honest i didnt imagine nothing
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Quote by Stormwalker
Im not goin mad am i?? stormy replyed and now its gone
Not mad
I will come back to thisthank feck for that ps i agree with what you didnt say
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Im not goin mad am i?? stormy replyed and now its gone he quoted woohoo ? i didnt imagine it honest
he quoted woohoo ? i didnt imagine it honest Sex God
i never use adds, just not me lets meet up works but not that i put many 1 2 1 meets in there either
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Id be a dog. strong loyal obedient a working dog maybe, collie or husky
and yes some pets do look like thier owners (although mines getting very grey and im not)
and yes some pets do look like thier owners (although mines getting very grey and im not)
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There are very few people who i'd call a friend
I only ever truely trust myself
I have 2 very good friends who know most things about me i trust them alot but not fully
I only ever truely trust myself
I have 2 very good friends who know most things about me i trust them alot but not fully
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Quote by Mal
Didnt your mother tell you it was rude to spit
Your mother told you how to give Blow jobs???????? :shock:
Mal
Nope she told me not to have sex so i did
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Quote by noladreams30
I've sent mine................
:shock: I await with genuine trepidation!
have you got it yet.......
Nope...
bet its a wink n she has the anti winky thing on
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Quote by noladreams30
Right... the gardening gloves are on for the lovely lady with the gardening query
Oh and Tan, :shock: what does actually go on in your head!?!?! The first questions were wierd enough... but the second lot????? :crazy:
And as for you Splendiferous.... :fuckinghell:
strange wonderful things :twisted:
