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Tan____Kinky
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Tan____Kinky
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Shouting bogeys at the top of your voice while walking through a shopping centre
Nooooooooo i would never do anything so silly rolleyes
While in a supermarket have a trolly dash (1 adults sits in the trolley, the other runs as fast as they can with the trolley round the supermarket) whilst bringing in silly car and aeroplane noises to,
Nope cant say ive ever done that either redface redface
Walking into a well known shop (must have a condom counter and be relatively busy) and then explain to a dumb founded friend what each and every product does at the top of your voice (cue old lady stood behind you for that genuine amazed look)
Would i do that dunno
Climbing into one of those rides for toddlers in most supermarkets and shopping centres mimicing the noises while turning the stearing wheel or setting all the buttons off whilst your older friend shouted at you to behave (calling her mum helps):giggle:
Please give me some dignity
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come on peeps get those confirmations in only a week to get them in now 3 weeks to party time :bounce:
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Quote by Mistress_39
Hi Misskitty
I never shave, I pluck.
Yes it takes a while but the results are well worth it. It leaves you baby soft, no regrowth itching and no need for moisturisters upsetting the balance of your personal area :shock:
Get yourself a good pair of tweezers, a small mirror and a reclining chair with a table lamp close by. Stick something good on the telly and pluck away............I promise you it is nothing like plucking your eyebrows - now that flippin hurts!
As I said before, it is the smoothest sexiest finish to your sexy bits and absolutely no itching as there are no sharp regrowth hairs.
Have fun!

owww oww owww owww owww OWWWW redface redface
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Quote by Misskitty_2008
I have got some dove... will try that too. Is there anything I can put on the "itch" in the meantime to ease it off???
i have a soak in the bath then wet shave, it softens the skin and hair to get a closer shave. Easier if you can stand up in the bath too i find as to what to use for a lather i use any moisturing shower lotion, dove is a good one and a natural sponge to get the lather,
The rash is partly becasue you have never shaved there before this resides in time i shave every 2 or 3 days to stop regrowth itching. and i also find a blunt or not new razor is better than a new one for some reason

could try aloe vera or a very basic moisturiser like simple after all it is a sensitive area
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i have a soak in the bath then wet shave, it softens the skin and hair to get a closer shave. Easier if you can stand up in the bath too i find as to what to use for a lather i use any moisturing shower lotion, dove is a good one and a natural sponge to get the lather,
The rash is partly becasue you have never shaved there before this resides in time i shave every 2 or 3 days to stop regrowth itching. and i also find a blunt or not new razor is better than a new one for some reason
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Quote by woolly
hold on c and m but u cancelled ya party for tomorrow cos c was to tired but u can do a meet ffs

we didn't cancel the party ....we moved it to last weekend as you no only to well the reasons for doing moved its the same thing ....the reason u gave us was mrs c would b 2 tired after working fri....and we will leave it at that............
Really what business is it of anyone elses they didnt cancel they moved a weekend. If they want a meet surely it isnt any of your business ffs. They dont need to explain themselves to anyone
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yup i want one but in the same respect i often use whispers to pass private information on to friends etc, so not sure wether i would ban all whispers
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Quote by naughtynymphos1

Playstations wii's nintendo's tv's in each bedroom didnt exist
Tan

i though the whole idea of wii's was to get your kids moving?!
They didnt used to exist but nintendo cottoned to to a gap in the market, and i do beleive the whole game console thing is a factor in some obese kids and i admit my son has a telly in his bedroom and a nintendo ds but from coming in from school until 5 pm he is outside running and climbing trees using the trampolene riding his bike all healthy things for kids to do after tea he goes back out games console use should be moderated and i really cant see how any games console can beat outside exercise and fresh air
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i used to work 14 hours a day 5 days a week, saturdays doing 18 hours at 2 jobs with a 2 hour break for travelling inbetween, living 20 mile from a supermarket i didnt have the time or luxury to go supermarket shopping when i wasnt working the buses didnt run and i didnt drive - the luxery was when my parents used to take me on an odd occasion all my shopping was done at the grocers and small spar style shop my son always ate home cooked meals made from scratch and yes food was a hell of a lot cheaper because its not perfect it was all i could get but in the same respect it could have been easier to buy fast food or ready meals
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Quote by flower411
I think it is alot to do with the family/ parents but i also think life is a big factor a few years ago many kids had atleast 1 full time parent who would cook a wholesome meal for the evening tea - now many have 2 working parents and there is less time for the wholesome meals etc.
Playstations wii's nintendo's tv's in each bedroom didnt exist kids went out to play and burned of the energy, i remember as a kid being in the house used to be pretty boring. We as a nation are scared to let our kids out because of things that may happen or things we hear about in the news but if they stay in things like obesity can occur.
Tan

Sorry Tan, I really must take exception to this !!
Both Mrs f and myself are single parents who work bloody hard. One day we`ll get ourselves organised and all live in the same house, but right now it`s just not happening !! :cry:
We both cook for our children. For me it`s easy as I only have the one but Mrs f has 3 and she cooks good food and there are always home baked buscuits and cakes in the house ( not so many when I`m there lol )
It`s not really that hard and is, in fact a lot cheaper than feeding children junk food !!
Too many people seem to think that because they work outside of the home it`s an excuse to be lazy !!
There are washing machines, dishwashers, refridgerators and all sorts gadgets to make life easier nowadays and cooking a decent meal doesn`t take any time at all, it just takes the will to keep your children healthy.
I never meant to cause offence and wasnt trying to say working parents dont cook, it was more a time thing i was trying to get at and yes easyness/lazyness is part of it
Awww I wasn`t offended passionkiss
Just annoys me a bit when people say they haven`t got the time to cook. My computer is in my kitchen and I`m often cooking while chattin in here lol
Same here although i dont work im forever baking and cooking delights and when i did work i worked as a cook then went home and filled my freezer with meals id make for those busier days which came in handy when i broke my arms evil rendered useless for a few weeks lol
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
can i come :bounce:
:giggle:

and me! :bounce:
That's your couple sorted then wink
:giggle:

Bring your strap on to to make it realistic redface
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Quote by flower411
I think it is alot to do with the family/ parents but i also think life is a big factor a few years ago many kids had atleast 1 full time parent who would cook a wholesome meal for the evening tea - now many have 2 working parents and there is less time for the wholesome meals etc.
Playstations wii's nintendo's tv's in each bedroom didnt exist kids went out to play and burned of the energy, i remember as a kid being in the house used to be pretty boring. We as a nation are scared to let our kids out because of things that may happen or things we hear about in the news but if they stay in things like obesity can occur.
Tan

Sorry Tan, I really must take exception to this !!
Both Mrs f and myself are single parents who work bloody hard. One day we`ll get ourselves organised and all live in the same house, but right now it`s just not happening !! :cry:
We both cook for our children. For me it`s easy as I only have the one but Mrs f has 3 and she cooks good food and there are always home baked buscuits and cakes in the house ( not so many when I`m there lol )
It`s not really that hard and is, in fact a lot cheaper than feeding children junk food !!
Too many people seem to think that because they work outside of the home it`s an excuse to be lazy !!
There are washing machines, dishwashers, refridgerators and all sorts gadgets to make life easier nowadays and cooking a decent meal doesn`t take any time at all, it just takes the will to keep your children healthy.
I never meant to cause offence and wasnt trying to say working parents dont cook, it was more a time thing i was trying to get at and yes easyness/lazyness is part of it
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I think it is alot to do with the family/ parents but i also think life is a big factor a few years ago many kids had atleast 1 full time parent who would cook a wholesome meal for the evening tea - now many have 2 working parents and there is less time for the wholesome meals etc.
Playstations wii's nintendo's tv's in each bedroom didnt exist kids went out to play and burned of the energy, i remember as a kid being in the house used to be pretty boring. We as a nation are scared to let our kids out because of things that may happen or things we hear about in the news but if they stay in things like obesity can occur.
Tan
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Quote by Mistress_39
a wedding dress designer/maker redface redface (cant sew or draw to save me life so it really is and only ever be a dream)
or a Wedding planner - making someones big day run perfectly and making them the happiest people alive on that very day must be so fulfilling (imo)

I started off as a Wedding Designer which progressed into me making wedding cakes and, as I trained as a florist, bridal floristy.
I am just having a year off from Wedding Planning as it is such hard work, Tan but, as you said, totally fulfilling and wonderful.
Now dipping my toes into the world of corsetry and fetish wear..............but my dream job??
How about fluffer, :shock: :shock:
ah now wedding cakes i can do lol celebration cakes is a little side line of mine, fluffer would be a good job redface
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a wedding dress designer/maker redface redface (cant sew or draw to save me life so it really is and only ever be a dream)
or a Wedding planner - making someones big day run perfectly and making them the happiest people alive on that very day must be so fulfilling (imo)
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Quote by bigbuns2
I'm trying to thing of a single guy in absolutly no relationship.
The word "loser" springs to mind

so just because a male is really single he is a loser????? thats not a nice thing to say
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Quote by thevillians

maybe the neighbours thought the kids were just hungry or playing a game i know as a kid i often used to snaffle the rhubard and pea pods etc growing in the garden it is something kids do,
Tan

Yes i do agree with what you are saying about kids looking underweight,even though they eat like horeses.
I still ask the question if the neighbours had an idea the kids were eating the scraps..
why the neighbours say something?..
Maybe they didnt deem it nessesary, sounds silly like i said above maybe the neighbours thought it was a game and it is something kids do,
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Quote by thevillians
So we live in Britian in the 21st century..
So tell me how comes we hear on the news about a little child starving to death and her brothers and sister are in a not to good a state...
So who is gonna be blamed for letting this happen?..
According to the news reports the neighbours reckoned the kids were eating the scraps of bread that they were puuting out for the birds...
So if they believed this was happening why didnt they report it to the police?...
well if they had reported it to the police the little girl might have been alive to day..
Well of course the local services are in the firing line and of course they have to be held to account for what has happened..
Me thinks that the family should have done something about it as well..they must have known what was happening in the house.
So why the hell didnt they say or do anything about it??
So if we are in the 21st century and live in a modern country ...
Why is this still happening ??????

words do fail me as to why or how but to the bit in bold - maybe the neighbours thought the kids were just hungry or playing a game i know as a kid i often used to snaffle the rhubard and pea pods etc growing in the garden we were well fed kids but it is something kids do, maybe to a lesser extent but it happens, my son has always been very underweight, (and hyperactive) Ive had lots of comments in the past about feeding him etc, truth of it is he eats more than me, never stops eating. Signs are not always easy to spot
Tan
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Quote by winchwench
I never quite get the etiquette- do you respond to a birthday thread on the day....or later dunno
Who cares dunno
You lot are bluddy lovely, and have really helped cheer up a day which for various reasons is fraught with lots of emotions.
Thank you :inlove:
And an extra special kiss for Tan!
XXXXX~W~XXXXX

You deserve it for being so bloody fantistic kiss
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Quote by lustywench
Just a quickie
we cant make it to the social sos babes just hes away before that and i dont know when he is back
lusty
ok no probs thanks for letting me know
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Quote by redpantherman
I logged in just now to find one of my new mail was flagged up as been read :shock:
redface

That means the sender went into their outbox and read the mail they sent you after they sent it and before you read it, thus meaning the mail shows up read if that makes any sence at all
dunno No
...but then that's coz your a girl biggrin
bolt
smackbottom your so gunna pay for that lol
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