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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I logged in just now to find one of my new mail was flagged up as been read :shock:
redface

That means the sender went into their outbox and read the mail they sent you after they sent it and before you read it, thus meaning the mail shows up read if that makes any sence at all
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I had the same problem, but when I checked I found it was because nobody PMs me!! confused confused confused lol lol lol lol wink

Hmm I wonder if we should start a campaign confused
:high-smile:>>>>>> PM Sarge and make his week <<<<<<:high-smile:
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I knew someone would start the PM Victim of the Week again!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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wave mattjo of course were all missing your banter ; )
my top 10 in no particular order
- Blow Dry (:inlove: alan rickman)
- Ring Of Bright Water
- Trainspotting
- Natural Born Killers
- Love Actually (alan rickman thing going on)
- The Full Monty
- Rain Man
- Rita Sue & Bob too
- Nanny Mcphee
- Jack & Sarah
Quote by annejohn
try to stifle free speech as much as you like, nonsense is still nonsence,pagans died out thousands of years ago cause it`s rubbish. becoume mormans, at least it`s modern rubbish

as i see it no one is trying to stifle free speech the couple were looking for advice for thier wedding there wasnt any need to question thier faith wether you think its monbo jonbo rubbish or not
Quote by annejohn
you seriously think pagan isn`t mumbo jumbo?

does'nt matter what anyone thinks except the couple in question it is their wedding day and they are choosing to do it how they like wether you or i or anyone beleive does not even come into it
To the Op hope you get sorted and have a bloody fab day :thumbup: kiss
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
or for a giggle use sh members
Hattie Jacques - mrs bonedigger ( for the cuddly boobs)
Babs Windsor - missy
Syvia Sims - shireen
Sid James - Johnny Vegas
Kenneth Connor - mike north
Kenneth Williams - sarge
Charles Autrey - elliott
Jim Dale - mal
Bernard Breslaw - l p
Harry H Corbett - choon

since when was johny vegas on SH??? no i think sarge bilko would take sid james place lol
Quote by robhambledon
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No ffs smackbottom lol lol lol

:shock: not annoyed r u x ? lol
Nope but im in man mode right right lol lol
Quote by robhambledon
Its hard to distinguish when he is being funny or being crude about things and its bloody hard to read. Many times i have started arguements because i have took things hes said in email or text the wrong way rolleyes rolleyes

biggrin is`nt that because your a woman? :shock:
No ffs smackbottom lol lol lol
Thanks for that will try when he gets home trying to tell him how to do it is like talking greek to an english toddler rolleyes
I do it all the time especially from dek when he is away, i get an email thats possibly 30-40 lines long and no sentences, paragraphs, no emotions and virtually no humour.
Its hard to distinguish when he is being funny or being crude about things and its bloody hard to read. Many times i have started arguements because i have took things hes said in email or text the wrong way rolleyes rolleyes
we have a acer lappy with inbuilt cam which always freezes or doesnt work (its in china at min with dek)
how easy is it to make an external cam the main one so when you switch cam on, it automatically chooses the external one? and not the inbuilt one?
can normal joe average not very pc literate me manage it? (when i have the lappy at home)
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
anyone travelling from france? a lift would be gratefully received :bounce:

you just dont want to go to france lol again
this time it for the wedding lol lol
wedding my arse lol Im dying a spinster!
Quote by creampie123
Zorba's Dance - LCD reminds me of Tan hehe. I'm saying no more biggrin
Miss Cream xxx

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Quote by redpantherman

Perhaps I just need more practise using them ;-)

wave offers practice lessons redface :giggle:
:kick: gerroff, he's mine!
Oh Stevie baby.... I have a box of freebies..... :rascal: you know you wanna
sad feck you Steve...
I've just brought a box o twelve... looks like I'm gonna be practicing on my own now! redface
Il Help you practice all you want and more wink
now which way is london 69position hump passionkiss :wanker: blast :inlove: :giggle:
Quote by Steve
No need for fightin' ladies........I'm sure I can accomodate both of you :rascal:
After all.......Practise makes perfect ;-)

hmmmm Jaymar Steve and me oh what a night that would be :rascal: :bounce:
Quote by redpantherman
welcome, and hello wave hope you enjoy your time here
:doh: fuck me... there goes the neighborhood!
bolt
flipa smackbottom
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Quote by Steve
Perhaps I just need more practise using them ;-)

wave offers practice lessons redface :giggle:
Quote by Stormwalker
Obviously some people do not see we have a knife problem out there?

We don't, we have a people problem.
knifes dont kill people, people do - same as
guns dont kill people, people do
Quote by jaymar
Wait until she's 16 and hands you a cucumber in the supermarket for the basket and smiles! :shock: I was, for once, stuck for words.

Was it for you or her? wink :giggle:
I dread to think.... it was just the 'knowing' smile as if to say 'yes this is phallic shaped' lol
:red: lol lol lol
Jaymar - hungry eyes :inlove:
Cherrytree - lollypop :giggle:
Lost sorta reminds me of Johny Cash :shock:
will be back with more
Quote by earthchild
anyone travelling from france? a lift would be gratefully received :bounce:

you just dont want to go to france lol again
shush.......... redface
does dancing in a tiny cupboard to footloose with screwdriver in hand qualify??
this lady is diy'ing with style redface