Quote by jaymar
Wait until she's 16 and hands you a cucumber in the supermarket for the basket and smiles! :shock: I was, for once, stuck for words.
Was it for you or her?
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
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Was it for you or her?
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anyone travelling from france? a lift would be gratefully received :bounce:
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Bump - please note i will need confirmations by Saturday 31st of may any one who does not confirm by that date will be taken of the list and the place offered to a reserve
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all depends on the situation were they with anyone? kids friends etc, personally wouldnt speak to anyone who was in company or possibly in a work style situation better to leave it then maybe send a pm later
or if they say hi say hi bacxk but keep on walking
or if they say hi say hi bacxk but keep on walking
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best of luck to you all, and best of luck to earthchild who i know is cramming at the minute to 
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i use boots no7 stuff, only thing ive found that keep me sorta spotless but i always buy when on offer although ive yet toi find something for my dark under eye patches that works
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i needed advice about a pressy early in the year a scrapbook of his life was suggested (it was my dads 50th) you could maybe go along the same lines from the day they were married until the present day, my dad loved it and it had loads of memories for him and lots of nice pictures and things, it doesnt cost alot but it shows alot of thought and something they can keep for ever to
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Ive ordered my new glasses today and they yummy cant wait to get them :rascal: , my elderly dog is having a hyper few days which is so nice to see 
to old age she says (normally she aches n groans n limps) and as from tomorrow i will have entire use of my bed, the pc and the remote all to myself for 7 weeks :hunk: 
all lovely stuff i recon :angel:
to old age she says (normally she aches n groans n limps) and as from tomorrow i will have entire use of my bed, the pc and the remote all to myself for 7 weeks :hunk: all lovely stuff i recon :angel:
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Quote by winchwenchif your fugly im a beasty
I'm a non paying member & I don't have face pics on the site coz I'm fugly.
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im always on cam but never expect others to do it, aslong as before i meet i have seen a face pic, im not really into watching "sexy cams" either i tend to watch those who show faces i like to watch their reactions etc i no im strange and on the odd occasion me and other willing victim will do something that only works if you can see both cams! which apart from me and her/him no one else cam 
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Quote by splendid_
... when we have a barbie they always big onesup over of 25 peoples always
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rpm notes to self:
Never accept invites for fanny's BBQ for fear of being the 26th people person to get spit roasted over her pit!
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I think it is more than a 'pit' that you want to be roasted over.
Il take him over my knee, thats big enough :giggle: anyhow your doon south a hartlepool barbie would have you freezing you manlehood bits off
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im a snacker and what/how much /how often depends alot on the time of month, ive given up on clothes sizes i buy what fits not because its size so and so, looking at lables tho i have some things at size 12 and somethings at size 20 and all the sizes in between.
Alot of it depends on the style and make, wasnt it said that a size 16 was the national average somewhere,
i agree with aunty cherry though alot of it a self confidence/esteem thing
Alot of it depends on the style and make, wasnt it said that a size 16 was the national average somewhere,
i agree with aunty cherry though alot of it a self confidence/esteem thing
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Quote by redpantherman
...blah blah blah... lady talk stuff...
...I've been tied up by 3 guys, I cant breathe but me tits look good!
If I ever get hold of the bint I'm gonna nob her till them tits fall off
That will learn her! :giggle:
:giggle: :giggle: i bet she will love it, by the way she happens to think her legs are nicer than her boobs!
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its always me that lights/cooks the barbies even when invited to others i tend to get the matches thrown at me "there ya go your cooking" maybe thats because i dont cremate things but cook them proper 
maybe tis the training and when we have a barbie they always big ones up over of 25 peoples always
maybe tis the training and when we have a barbie they always big ones up over of 25 peoples always 
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its really foggy here but not so cold im recovering from a hang over half heartedly cooking sunday dinner and having a perve
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Quote by Steve
Pimms :shock:
Bit upmarket for me old bean.....Pint of Boddongtons if you please :thumbup:
pint of the old boddingtons for me to please failing that il have a guiness
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Quote by Steve
You offering ? :rascal:
*Indeedy*
:bounce: :bounce: when and where
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Quote by Steve
usually him
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Am used to it like that
Just because your used to it doesnt mean to say it always has to be that way ;-)
You offering ? :rascal:
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Quote by winchwench
please understand just coz im flirting wiv you, i dont and will not assume your gonna shag me YOU on the other hand is on a SURE THING :-) :eeek:
I sooooo bet I know who that was from :giggle:
i bet ya do to :rascal:
