Quote by Steve
usually him
:therethere:
Am used to it like that
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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He gets all mushy and romantic just before sex thats the only time so obvious 
but i like romance i wanna do all these soppy things which ive never had chance to do like going to see a really bad film and hiding out at the back smooching or taking a bath together tried to cook him a romantic meal once - was no kids in the house so i set to it he came in and laughed at me for it, he didnt get to eat his dinner that night so i tend not to bother now
so obvious but i like romance i wanna do all these soppy things which ive never had chance to do like going to see a really bad film and hiding out at the back smooching or taking a bath together tried to cook him a romantic meal once - was no kids in the house so i set to it he came in and laughed at me for it, he didnt get to eat his dinner that night so i tend not to bother now Sex God
15 mins walk and we have the beach dek took this pic last bonfire night walking home from the display
seal sands almost looks nice in that pic lol
not a bad place to live really lots more if you go further afield to
seal sands almost looks nice in that pic lol
not a bad place to live really lots more if you go further afield to
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Quote by helnheaven
how big does it need to be......
Ive just misread your sig I thought it said
'owner of a splendid winch and a fanny'
its a silent "a".......
I see
Fanny by name Fanny by nature
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onlookers thought there luck was in, virtually naked georgeous body in their midst until zoid turned round then they got a little scared :scared:
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Fire's pants had considerable cobwebs on them through lack of use :twisted:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
i cant see no piccy :cry:
It's all a question of getting the fanny fluff in the right place fanny!!
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No fanny fluff here or at the piccy :giggle:
But a very nice avatar hunni
hwoar: 
:twisted: thanks (new corset)
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Quote by westerross
i cant see no piccy :cry:
It's all a question of getting the fanny fluff in the right place fanny!!
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No fanny fluff here or at the piccy :giggle:
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Quote by westerross
Doesn't the law say something about leaving children under 12 alone? I'm not sure.
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She isnt leaving them alone she would be leaving them with the 17 year old (unless ive read wrong)
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i think its something that no one except the parents and child can decide on, both the parents and children have to happy to leave/be left,
Age is such a difficult thing 1 11 year old can seem/appear very grown up and onether can still seem very child like
If your not comfortable leaving them then you wont relax/enjoy etc My son is 9 and an only child so leaving him longer than 5 minutes just wouldnt work
Age is such a difficult thing 1 11 year old can seem/appear very grown up and onether can still seem very child like
If your not comfortable leaving them then you wont relax/enjoy etc My son is 9 and an only child so leaving him longer than 5 minutes just wouldnt work
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please understand just coz im flirting wiv you, i dont and will not assume your gonna shag me YOU on the other hand is on a SURE THING :-) :eeek:
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i have 8 dressing gowns hanging about the bedroom never any need for a sheet (i gots about 7 or 8 more gowns stored in attic to) 
maybe a fetish going on there
maybe a fetish going on there Sex God
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The mouse tell me when the batteries stop working i get a big sign up on the screen but never had anything with the keyboard so i wasnt thinking batteries (plus had the keyboard a year and its the first time ever ive put batteries in) the mouse ones only last 2 - 3 weeks
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HJs dog looked at him like he was on another planet sometimes while really all the dog was thinking was keep waving that sauasge in me face and i will eat it! :shock:
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When the wireless keyboard stops working its important to remember it has batteries in it :doh: it should the the first route of call not banging the keyboard of the desk a few times fiddling with the cables at the back of tower then switching of unplugging in and restarting especially when you are hosting a very busy room and cant get back in 
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get out of bed you lazy bint and get the bleeding kettle on! such nice friends i have
such nice friends i have Sex God
shall we dance with richard gere mmmmmmmmmmm yes purleeeeeaassssssssseeeee
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hotel list sent and took ya off the list mrsd sorry you cant be there
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Happy Birthday Earthy (for thursday) Hope you have a great day and a really good party
21 again
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Quote by tyneside4fun
ignore tyne hes the older slightly (full of dementia) mad person of the north east room he must of escaped the ward again. Il make sure he gets home ok
Do i know you ????? ahh is it me likkle "drinks holder"?
memorable eh?
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ignore tyne hes the older slightly (full of dementia) mad person of the north east room he must of escaped the ward again. Il make sure he gets home ok 
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moles on stomaches and the tiny bit of whispy hair at the bottom of the back - playthings
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who is judging? :twisted:
taking a screen shot as proof?
are times and horny words allowed in the title?
taking a screen shot as proof?
are times and horny words allowed in the title?
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pics took maybe not so erotic though but a friend having a mess about with them and then il put them up for all to see :scared:
