Quote by mazanddenyou have a pm lol
i can't find anyone!!!! :cry:
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
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Quote by winchwench
:smug: i stand proud and say im addicted to facebook anyone wanna poke lol :smug:
yes pleasemay have to pm me your name or what ever it is im no good at finding people lol
Fan- Lyns is now on my list
Mwah ha ha!!
i got her as well yey
does anyone else have urges to sorta clean it up get rid of notifications and stuff? or just me
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Quote by lyns
:smug: i stand proud and say im addicted to facebook anyone wanna poke lol :smug:
yes pleasemay have to pm me your name or what ever it is im no good at finding people lol
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:smug: i stand proud and say im addicted to facebook anyone wanna poke lol :smug:
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Quote by H-x
*aruba aruba fuckwit alert*
Can someone remind me how to put a pic from my profile onto the forum plaese
H.x
For Internet Explorer users:taken from http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
Find the picture.
Right click on the image and go to properties.
You will see the Address (URL) of the image.
Highlight the address and copy it.
Go back to your post and paste in the address you've just copied.
Highlight this address and press the Img button.
For Netscape/Firefox users:
Find the pretty picture and right click it.
Choose the 'copy image location'
Paste it into your post
Highlight it and click the Img button.
You will notice that the image address will have two tags around them.
an then the address of the image and then a these are the key to linking to the image.
that way works hx (not for the comp btw)
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any closing date?
I have something in the pipeline but it will be a few days before pics get took
I have something in the pipeline but it will be a few days before pics get took
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i dont usually get chance to read the books i like unless dek is away or we go on holiday (when i can read 4 or 5 in a week)
i like short e stories though specially the rude variety while self loving is going on
i like short e stories though specially the rude variety while self loving is going on
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that may apply to free members or all those who cant be bothered to write a profile
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Quote by winchwench
is it to early to crack open the vino
On a sunday? Nah!
I didn't wear knickers throughout my twenties.
sunday afternoon drinking cant beat it
oh please tell me why? was there a knicker rashion? Quote by Sassy-Seren
is it to early to crack open the vino
ooooo piddly girlies in the afternoon. Come hither medear :twisted: Am a coming hic
we need some new emotes (a cowboy one would be good) Sex God
I think i just straight in with some retarded posts and didnt get scared but i go through quiet phases of nothing to say here
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Quote by Ian
I'm not going to comment on the amount of undies I have because that had been mentioned before on the forum but I will say what else I keep in my draws.
because of the above
Quote by X_fanny_x
1 small draw reserved for deks things
I dont have the luxury of even a small drawer.
:cry:
aww dek never had one until he decided that he needed more pants and things bringing over from his mothers house
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Quote by FreckledbirdI dont normally go in for football but today i took an interest and (even though i dont support chealsea) I aint arf glad they won :bounce:
:bounce: Chelsea won! :bounce:
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Yukk @ big muscles
i liked toned but also a little bit of cuddle stuff big muscles are all hard and ewwy
i liked toned but also a little bit of cuddle stuff big muscles are all hard and ewwy
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Ooh i people watch all the time and often wonder what does she see in him or vice versa, Then you get those that look odd but in the same way sorta fit 
I think in most relationships one is always slightly more "beautiful" than the other (i use beautiful loosely as ive never gone in for looks) :twisted: mind over matter and all that.
I think in most relationships one is always slightly more "beautiful" than the other (i use beautiful loosely as ive never gone in for looks) :twisted: mind over matter and all that.
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Apparently my independance is off putting to men even dek
As far as chores go i do all the diy in the house and because he works away so much, *needing* him when hes home isnt real easy i usually have to stop and think let him in or let him do that. It becomes easy to carry on the same way i behave when hes away
He has longer nails than me to
As far as chores go i do all the diy in the house and because he works away so much, *needing* him when hes home isnt real easy i usually have to stop and think let him in or let him do that. It becomes easy to carry on the same way i behave when hes away
He has longer nails than me to
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so there really isnt any guests? not even little spy bots with slatty eyes and hats with bells on?
i had all sorts going through my head with 600 guests
: could one actually meet a guest :
guess the server is still "glitching" or spitting its dummy out as it still says over 600
i had all sorts going through my head with 600 guests
: could one actually meet a guest : guess the server is still "glitching" or spitting its dummy out as it still says over 600
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Quote by kentswingers777
2 draws full of lotions potions magic creams smellies hair stuff make up hair brushes bobbles make up brushes etc etc etc (load o shit really)
5 draw fulls of pants things granny nickers shorties etc etc
couple draw fulls of clothes
draw full of hold ups and stockings
draw full of bedding
1 small draw reserved for deks things
OMG :shock: :shock:
Its what i call my "time of the month" knickers big comfy granny like things
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At the moment we have over 600 guests online
so where are they ?
what are they allowed to see? :shock:
what can they do? get into chat? :shock:
Are they all called guest?:
And last but not least, whats everyone up to
Im sat here with a rather big glass of rose and pondering about guest
so where are they ?
what are they allowed to see? :shock:
what can they do? get into chat? :shock:
Are they all called guest?
: And last but not least, whats everyone up to
Im sat here with a rather big glass of rose and pondering about guest
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2 draws full of lotions potions magic creams smellies hair stuff make up hair brushes bobbles make up brushes etc etc etc (load o shit really)
5 draw fulls of pants things granny nickers shorties etc etc
couple draw fulls of clothes
draw full of hold ups and stockings
draw full of bedding
1 small draw reserved for deks things
5 draw fulls of pants things granny nickers shorties etc etc
couple draw fulls of clothes
draw full of hold ups and stockings
draw full of bedding
1 small draw reserved for deks things
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Quote by st3v3
one of the servers was playing up and the people online thingamijig got confused
is that why there was 800 and odd quests online a minute ago?
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Quote by Swinging Heaven
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better than half an hour ago taken from main page :twisted:
oooh now theres loads and loads and loads what the feck
