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25 Apr 2008

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

so the fact that your "well hung" counts for nothing aww shucks and i perved ya piccies

Me too,

nosy cows eh lol

nice erm manhood though :twisted:

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25 Apr 2008

Book 2 nights? slightly dearer i no but least if you fancy a full day sesh then you can have one do some hotels not do late check outs?

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25 Apr 2008

Quote by 1_well_hung_guy
well i think to play fair they should measure from the pubis up...

I would agree - but I'm afraid the adage is true that size isn't everything and it's more important what you do with it!
so the fact that your "well hung" counts for nothing aww shucks and i perved ya piccies redface

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25 Apr 2008

ooh male mini me just informed me hes sleeping at a friends tommorrow night means we can have a rare night out together yippeee think i may have to hunt out those crotchless niks wink

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25 Apr 2008

Quote by anais
Gonna be a queue for that maginfying glass then :grin:

aww i wanted it back later to magnify my small busoms :giggle: its obviously needed elsewhere wink

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25 Apr 2008

list sent

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25 Apr 2008

Quote by benrums0n
Sh isn't terribly men friendly on the forums or in chat perhaps. Understandable when u look at some of the plonkers.

i tend to disagree above and over the "plonkers" the genuine men posters get as much acknoledgement (sp) as the women but in the chatroom yes women get more purely down to numbers

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25 Apr 2008

welcome back wave

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25 Apr 2008

Quote by Theladyisaminx

I fancy a herbal tea now.....

Nope there is none wink

these fussy buggers eh :twisted:
Fanny you are in luck! lol

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=01635881
oh forgot about camomile redface

so anais is in luck lol

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25 Apr 2008

Quote by Phuckers

its so easy to change a mans mind :twisted:

someone once told me never to make a deal with a woman when she is naked,but your words in red are naked enough to cause an erection thats nothing compared to real life

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25 Apr 2008

Women talk more? dunno

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25 Apr 2008

Steve under the stairs playing hide and seek with an axe

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25 Apr 2008

Quote by Phuckers
in this case fanny i just must readdress my turn offs,...i dont have any

its so easy to change a mans mind :twisted:

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25 Apr 2008

anyone need a
bolt

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25 Apr 2008

woohooo its friday i may get tipsy tonight (just to celebrate friday) :shock:

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25 Apr 2008

Quote by winchwench
and having the remote all to myself ;lol:

Oh yeah that to and watching programmes without them moaning about how crap it is and no sport mad

You two let your fellas touch the remote? :shock:
Emily Pankhurst didn't let her knockers wobble for the likes of this, you know!
In order to get on the pc i have to let go of the remote men cant multitask so he says ya cant type watch the screeen and watch telly at same time ! wanna bet wink

I'm usually reading teletext, using the computer and listening to the telly- never, ever relinquish control of the remote, woman! smackbottom

FFS- He'll be thinking he's your equal next :shock:
The powers that be seek revenge at various stages through the night wink

oh revenge is sweet

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25 Apr 2008

welcome back wave

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25 Apr 2008

Quote by Phuckers
my turn offs
-women with facial hair
eyebrows and eyelashes i have care to see them flutter?
-loud mouth women
im really loud during sex
-over opinionated women
i want sex and i want it now? cant see the problem there
-women who wait to be ask to give bj
waiting? whats waiting? give me that here
-women with far too much make up
my uglyness is far to rare to be concealed
-women who are boring in bed..dead loggers
so lying there wont work? aww shucks i better get on top

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25 Apr 2008

welcome back was just wondering where you were the other day

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24 Apr 2008

Quote by winchwench
and having the remote all to myself ;lol:

Oh yeah that to and watching programmes without them moaning about how crap it is and no sport mad

You two let your fellas touch the remote? :shock:
Emily Pankhurst didn't let her knockers wobble for the likes of this, you know!
In order to get on the pc i have to let go of the remote men cant multitask so he says ya cant type watch the screeen and watch telly at same time ! wanna bet wink

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24 Apr 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
and having the remote all to myself ;lol:

Oh yeah that to and watching programmes without them moaning about how crap it is and no sport mad

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24 Apr 2008

Quote by anais
I fancy a herbal tea now.....

Nope there is none wink

these fussy buggers eh :twisted:

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24 Apr 2008

Quote by kentswingers777
They get my support a class romm full of mini male tan's and the rest of em all day is tough no matter what you say

True but I dont like working in a smelly print unit all day, still cant strike though. lol

If you dont like your job look for another that you do like? Just because teachers are striking does not mean they do not like the job they are campaigning for better conditions

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24 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
none on the laptop or old pc upstairs but on mine i have
clock (dont ask why when its in same corner )
calender
local weather
slide show of my piccies
a game of sidetris
currency converter
cpu meter

ooh ooh where do you get the currency converter from?
if its not there when you right click and click on add gadgets (in the gadget gallery, mine says currency) click on and pick the one you want :thumbup:

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24 Apr 2008

As dek works away a bit id say the pleasures are getting the bed to myself wink

less cleaning up and not having to hide the choccy stash

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24 Apr 2008

They get my support a class romm full of mini male tan's and the rest of em all day is tough no matter what you say

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23 Apr 2008

frecks in the bedroom celebrating her anniversary

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23 Apr 2008

Quote by anais
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=00016200 or if you dont like tea or coffee

Any horlicks? lol

yup horlicks - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=00452502

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23 Apr 2008

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=00016200 or if you dont like tea or coffee

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23 Apr 2008

Quote by noladreams30
all a bit techy for me... do I even have one?

do you have vista? its a little row of gaggets above the clock
Nope, not that posh! lol

Still an XP gal!!
ah may be wrong but i think its just a vista gadgety thing

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