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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by Mistress_39
OMG I just read the previous posts really quickly and misread a sentence as 'must come and inspect your fanny'.............................my mind is a weird and wonderful place............it would be if I could lay my finger on it (My mind of course, not the aforementioned fanny-although she is rather nice.......yummmy)
ooh ty 
not bad yourself :twisted: Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
Only 2 years til i hit the big 3-0
Ahhhh Baby
another 5 years 2 months and 4? days until im 30
im looking forward to being 30 though 18 for me was pants 21 was good now im just at the inbetweeny age
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the song of men and dogs sleeping 
it dont even look cute 
that song *mercy* by duffy gggrrrrr thats irritating or is it just her voice?
it dont even look cute that song *mercy* by duffy gggrrrrr thats irritating or is it just her voice?
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Quote by splendid_
welcome....
you will find that Darlington is closer to you than South Wales.
Anywhere in the north east is a whole lot closer :gagged: Hartlepool anyone
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Quote by helnheaven
Should be nice n stiff by now then:gagged:
Sorry
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
heln your so so baaaaaaaaad!
coffee meets monitor moment though :gagged:
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My parents bought their house when i was 10 (many years council deductions and a big compo payment allowed this) now however they want to move but wont get the money needed from the sale of their house to buy a house they really want in a area they really want - and neither of them want to take on another morgage, nor do they want to take on a house that needs modernising as the both work full time now and have a young child and dont have the time or energy for it - they have decided to rent a house after 15 years of being home owners
i am in coucil rented property in years to come i may decide to buy or i may not
i am in coucil rented property in years to come i may decide to buy or i may not
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Quote by jaymar
The only way to 100% protect yourself is condoms and dams (as NN rightly suggests).
The only way to protect yourself 100% from STIs is to abstain from sexual activity entirely
....even using condoms and dams still allow a certain amount of risk.How petal? not being funny just curious that's all. They say condoms and dams are safe enough for HIV sufferers to use so I'm just wondering...
even so they are still only 99.9?? % safe and that is going on them being put on correctly used with oral anal etc however small it is still a risk
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i would love to have 1 tattoo, of somesort of churub with my sons name somehow put in but i have not dared and dek does not like them
One day i will though
One day i will though
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A monthly social would become the norm and there is always the problem of babysitters money and i think possibly a monthly one would become clicky perhaps every 3 months is fine as usually there is smaller house parties/get togethers inbetween and leaves the bigger ones for meeting new peeps and those you do not see very often
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Quote by westerross
really cant explain why it froze, it had been froze as a full bottle took out drank and put back in as half a bottle thats the only thing i can see as to why it froze
fanny ........ I think we need to come and inspect your fridge! :rascal:
tune, FB & anais call a taxi and pick me up on the way past?
Thanks
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OK - so here we all stand in front of Tan's freezer.
Slowly the door opens - only to reveal :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
The chicken has got his foot stirring around in the Vodka.
He greets us with a cheery 'Dos verdanye' (sp?).
All is revealed it's obvious that the chicken has been acting as a heat sink to the Vodka - hence frozen Voddie and plump soft chicken.
We all turn to try and figure out the solution to this confounded problem.
It's obvious!!!!
We must all retire to Tan's back room and take all our clothes off - it's the only way!!!!
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:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
not the back room though, children sleeping shhhhh
front room king size bed can we all fit :twisted: :rascal:
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Quote by anais
Well, Ive certainly been educated tonight
and me!
really cant explain why it froze, it had been froze as a full bottle took out drank and put back in as half a bottle thats the only thing i can see as to why it froze
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Quote by westerross
My freezer must be faulty then because it don't in mine.
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Nope, it doesn't.
i placed a half empty bottle in the freezer was froze solid next morning (forgot to take it out)
Was it full strength spirit? 'Cos if it was, it really shouldn't freeze.
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45% ish i think was a russian bottle, we thought maybe it was the fact that oxygen had gone into the bottle (the fact it wasnt full) and maybe thats why it froze?
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Quote by Freckledbird
My freezer must be faulty then because it don't in mine.
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Nope, it doesn't.
i placed a half empty bottle in the freezer was froze solid next morning (forgot to take it out)
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Quote by Freckledbird
older than frecks dad lol
born 1946 so that makes him 52? ish
62. He's a month older than my dad.
yup i cant finger count
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Quote by anais
It's in the freezer to make sure it's cold :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
okay maybe that was a stupid Q :lol2: but why dont you use the fridge? Doesnt it start to freeze or summut?Nooooo - always put yer spirits in the freezer. They don't freeze and they come out all viscous and chill the glass. It's very sensual.
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I shall have to get some drink in and try it... Cheers Mr Tune
If the bottle has been opened and put back in the freezer it does infact freeze
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Quote by anais
Why does it look like Rick's doing his best to break wind?
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cos hes a real man :twisted:
Who is this Rick, never heard of him?
love actually, harry potter (prof snape), blow dry, truely madly deeply, dogma, robin hood amogst many others
any clearer anais ??
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Quote by westerross
Why does it look like Rick's doing his best to break wind?
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cos hes a real man :twisted:
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Quote by Mistress_39
I hate it when animals sleep on peoples beds with them..............yuk.............now that is a PET hate :twisted: :twisted:
my dog sleeps at the bottom on my bed but still on the bed always has done
my pet hate - dogs/animals licking peoples faces
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id say yes BUT at a salon and making her pay for atleast half of it
getting it done at home may go wrong
getting it done at home may go wrong
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dek usually rolls off and either eats or goes to sleep
i sometimes have to have a little helping hand from mr rabbit before i go to sleep
during play we usually snuggle up have a drink etc
i sometimes have to have a little helping hand from mr rabbit before i go to sleep
during play we usually snuggle up have a drink etc
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Quote by noladreams30
If I close my eyes I can see Alan Rickman doing lotsa things.....
:twisted:
mmmmmmm me to
