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Tan____Kinky
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Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by Aquilo
Aquilo, oh how your avator makes me think *this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my......* :giggle:
or do i just have a really strange sence of humour dunno

No... not a strange sense of humour... just a very tuneful fanny Fanny!
Damn secrets out i have a tuneful fanny :giggle:
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Quote by helnheaven

nope you only a couple years older than my mam

Thanks Tan. Now I feel really great sad
:giggle:
well you about the same age as dek is that counts for anything wink
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Aquilo, oh how your avator makes me think *this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my......* :giggle:
or do i just have a really strange sence of humour dunno
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Quote by DeeCee
interesting story.....
there was also an interesting link on the page to a similar story....

If that is the same club i was thinking of i think it has already opened
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Quote by Dawnie
I'm a wanker, not often but I am redface
I can be for a number of reasons, including Ians not here and I need to get off :twisted:
Sometimes its for a giggle. If Ian is working at his desk and we are talking online, I might just explain exactly what I am going off to to just so it drives him mad and leaves him sitting at his desk unable to get up :giggle:
Sometimes I use toys, more often I don't. Sometimes I go weeks without bothering, sometimes 2 hours :lol2:
I have no hang ups about it and if I wasn't straight, I would be offering Splendid a few lessons :rascal:

your post proberly sums up myself and old master bates wink
i can go weeks without or less than a matter of hours.... and as he works away sometimes needs must - (sometimes for the feel good factor sometimes for the letting off of steam)And sometimes after sex if im still feeling rather randy :giggle:
I use fingers occasionally but mainly toys. i find i have to be really really horny for my own fingers to get me off but others work fine. Until i was 18 (when i purchased my first toy) i had never masterbated or wanked or whatever terminology you wish to use, not even fingers. i dont have any hang ups about it - to me its a fact of life and most sexually active people do it
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Quote by winchwench
5. Just try saying “Yellow” when the clothes peg on the end of your tongue is being tugged on. Really. Try it.

fingered pressed onto the tongue that the same desired effect wink (less painfull)
It is like saying pirate ship with your tongue out dunno :twisted: or is that just the kid in me rolleyes
Im kinda submissive as a person and cant really do dominance i feel silly and want to burst out laughing rolleyes
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Quote by helnheaven
Only 2 years til i hit the big 3-0

Ahhhh Baby rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
another 5 years 2 months and 4? days until im 30 bolt
im looking forward to being 30 though 18 for me was pants 21 was good now im just at the inbetweeny age
Bless....come to mama rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Or should that be Grandma confused
nope you only a couple years older than my mam (unless your profile is lying)
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
hi
single girls and dogging featured in the latest edition of the magazine LOVE IT! pages 20/21.
dave

What's the betting they're all made out to be promiscuous sluts and dirty old men? rolleyes
not forgetting all the men have dicks like john holmes and the girls are size 8 with GG boobs barbie doll look a likes rolleyes
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i meant maddie (i really should read things before i post em) redface
think gloss fumes effect brain cells
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Quote by Freckledbird
My thoughts are with Shannon, what else is or has happened her whole world has been turned upside down.
Reacher

Indeed, poor little girl.
until i read the links above i didnt realise it was nearly a year since she had gone missing (last may!)
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Quote by Dawnie
Does anyone else find that the longer it takes them to go over the edge the more intense the orgasm and the louder they are when it happens dunno

works either way for me it can turn into one hell of a orgasm or a tiny little one when ya left thinking all that effort for what dunno
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i do it very rarely first time i did it i was horrified but now its a kinda nice feeling
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horrible when ya got someone there saying hurry up n cum hurry up am waiting hurry up mad mad mad mad mad like i aint fecking trying rolleyes
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i got gloss all over me legs doing emulsion tomorrow so it will stay until tomorrow night when i soak in turps rolleyes
on the plus side - its the last room of the house to get done (in a 6 month period) :bounce: no more decorating for ages n ages n ages :bounce:
that is until i start making me office (building a desk into my box) :twisted: rolleyes and buying stair carpets rolleyes
it never ends does it
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the one in sunderland has closed down and owners reopened another in stanly am sure someone will be along with more details shortly
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Quote by firelizard

little old me wants to come to
can i can i pleeeeaaaaaase :bounce:

I'll have to get a bigger wagon if this keeps up :giggle:
il just sit on ya knee redface
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am in the bad books
i made him turn over to hotel babylon at 9 n (apparently) he missed all the best goals bolt
how the feck he knows that cos he didnt see them :twisted:
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Quote by jaymar
People who don`t remove the little case from the after eight box after they have taken out the chocolate!. Mentioning no names... Mr Lyns... mad mad mad mad

redface :gagged:
i do that redface redface only so dek thinks there is still loads in the box bolt
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It is shit and as the week goes on it looks less likely to have been took by mistake
wouldnt put me of havimg parties would just be a whole lot more carefull who i invite
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Quote by TeessideCpl
Put us down as reserves please........
Mike & Jan

Ya on the main list as a space hd come avalaible
Tan x
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Quote by firelizard
BUT by the same token I would not play with anyone 20 years younger than me either (that would be 23)
Love
Fire x

shucks does that mean nearly 25 is out? :twisted:
I prefer to play with people older than myself but there is different theories in my head 1 50 year old may seem somewhat older while another 50 year old may seem somewhat younger so it really is just a number its more whats in your head and heart that counts
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Quote by poshkate
I'm going to buy a painted wagon and a horse and go back to my Romany roots and wander from place to place.......stopping here and there eating berries and drinking pure spring water....now where did I put that Ray Mears DVD confused

ohh that sounds lovely Fire......can I come with you please? smile
little old me wants to come to
can i can i pleeeeaaaaaase :bounce:
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